The husband returned from the sanatorium, where he, among other procedures, had a prostate massage, and sadly so:
I am no longer a girl!

YouTube in “recommendations” advised a video called “The Reaction of Friends to Blinov’s words”. Duration is 1 hour 11 minutes. Scuco, I’m afraid to open it... =(

I lie with my husband.
Man: scratch the back.
I’m chewing, he’s melting: "oh haaa, oh well haoo, kaaaif, here’s the claahooo. Thank you very much."
Why don’t you say that during sex?
I am not saying, how? Thank you, will you catch it?! to

I saw yesterday. The City Surgeon. There is a concrete mixer. On her board is drawn a beautiful girl in the shape of a builder, only in the most sexy version. Next to the inscription "With me says"))

I remembered the Olympics.
4 years ago, at the end of April, I got to the hospital with a very difficult fracture.And I myself am a powerlifter, 18 years old, then I was.A couple of days later, a 17-year-old guy, a fighter, with multiple cracks in the vertebrae, is lying in my room.Well, a week later, a 19-year-old footballer with a rupture in the meniscus was settled with us.And all injured during training.
Monday, morning, treatment, the chief trauma doctor leads students, shows various injuries and asks students their opinion.
GV: And here we have fallen hopes for a successful performance at the Olympics...

Now you need to specially enter the error query to find the right video.

I’m in the car with my friends. Playing in Europe+
Friend-Alternative: Boys, you can have Linkin Park playing there in front of you, of course, but I have a fucking fuck here behind me.

A young boy (5 years old) gathers a backpack from the evening to the garden, the arsenal is full: soldiers, pistols, machine guns. Then he walks around the apartment with the words "where is she, where?" and the father asks: What are you looking for?
A small grenade to blow up everybody.
Take a small one, take a big one.
Dad, what are you? The same children.

I even have your hair in my shorts.
I: Are you talking with gratitude, or are you cheating?

OOOOO: In the course of our Olympians forgot to explain that the second place among the teams is not considered by the number of silver medals. But the Kazakhstan - good guys, sent five people to the Olympics - five gold medals.
11111: And it seemed to me that they just forgot to explain that they would also give money for silver and bronze ;)

I went to the website of Kia, and there is the advertisement of the car, this is what I understand trolling)

X: A year ago I gave Yule my bracelets.
And finally she returned them to me.
Y: Theaak
Do not stop further.
I understood
X: And what do you think :D Vlad yesterday was lying attached to the bed, mouthed like a sliced, cursed Yulia...Because I threw ice on him, scratched and sat on the computer, drinking tea.
Y: fucking ahahahahah did not expect)
X: Truth he came out after breaking his bracelets :(
I got a fuck.

XXX is Sunday. The weekend. But the programming room is filled with battle by programmers. It is not as awake as it is now. And all why? They all decided to come and work in silence. So that no one distracts. and ah.

Diana: I was so busy all day today.
Alex : Yes? What is?
Diana: She got up early in the morning, ran to the supermarket, then tried to suck in the whole apartment, and somewhere at 11 a.m., after a week's breakdown, they connected to the internet. As if it were in the mist...

Wait, I’m wearing a guard.
Don’t worry, I won’t start without you.

(The article says that you can knock the traffic out of a bottle of wine, as the acceleration blow will create a vacuum in the bottle that will pull out the tiny bubbles of air that are present in most liquids. As a result, the air bubble, which was originally at the top of the bottle, will increase in size and push the traffic jamming out. Further comments )

Sergey
It creates a vacuum in a bottle. In a small amount. This is a vacuum, shit!

Alexander is
I am as physicist also furiously affected by the liquid vacuum

Jan is
Alexander, tell me, as a physicist, because of the vacuum (liquid) there will not accidentally create a mini black hole that will pull the traffic, so it will not have to be thrown out? :D

Alexander is
Yang, you see, the properties of liquid vacuum (hereinafter referred to as JV) are currently poorly studied in physics. Not least because it is very difficult to synthesize. In addition, in the process of synthesis and collection of GH, in the bottles remains the technological liquid, suitable for consumption. With bold experimentators, various phenomena occur, which are caused, apparently, by an unknown type of radiation to modern science.

Arshavin goes to hell. The man is angry, why not go to heaven. If you do not meet your hopes...
Where are the Cherokee?
Herbert knows. He will not enter the door.

Our street is so drizzly and insidious after the rain that I want to grind "Gagarina. It’s a good time" :(

Yesterday I went to a costume party, there was a p*d...
YYY :?? to
I dressed up as a zombie and went to the store to buy beer. On the road he fell asleep and went into the garage.
XXX: I do my job and there is some grandmother behind me "And how embarrassing it is!!I’m turning (all my face in scars and blood) she’s behind her heart and quietly slips her back through the garage...
YYY: I told you that you are a fool...
xxx: so the whole thing isn't about it, I approached it closer with the thought of feeling to bring. And she jumped in her face with a pepper in her face, and she touched me with a cross... I had to run away from her until the whole balloon sprinkled out...
xxx: so I'm not afraid of the zombie apocalypse now :) I know that grandmothers will save us no worse than sweet yoovich :D

I disagree with the “leftists” who say that we have a dictatorship and a dictator in our country. We have a Democracy and a Democrat.