YYU: I am increasingly convinced that the more accurate and reliable are not the clocks that are synchronized with the server every five minutes, but those that are not connected to the Internet at all.

Recently, I had to refuel at the village gas station. It was a bit surprising that the 92nd there was a ruble cheaper than the regional monopoly. When he walked from the box office, he noticed an advertisement on the column: "The 80th gasoline is not." And only later, by the knock of the engine, I realized where they went in the 80s.

Here you laugh at the girls, say, only met the guy, and mentally already married him, and gave birth to children...
In fact, everything is simple: every girl is a geneticist in the shower, here she pretends in her mind what could come from this phenotype - yellow smooth or green wrinkles.

I ask my husband if I have thick legs.
He looks at me from foot to head and says:
No, not the fat. You are all normal. You only get a puddle...
The curtain.and :-)

here here :

So I didn’t understand why a man who licked a frog was arrested".
What idiots are they?
They would have arrested Ivan Tsarevich when he kissed a frog.
Man has a personal life.
Not everybody gets to meet at IETRO.
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Cruel treatment of animals.
He licked and arranged his personal life, and she may not want to.

I will support the high-growth meeting movement.

The boy grows 186. Smolensk, on the 4th, at 7 p.m., near Turkin. Identification signs are not required. Although the hell with him, wear bracelets, or I will get to know half of Smolensk.

My aunt worked in some organization, the job was to sit on the phone. Worked relatively recently.
She worked out her shift, there were 10 minutes until the end, a colleague-change came. This colleague (K) liked to come early, remove the phone from the phone (type is busy) and snoop. And aunt (T) never left before the deadline, so I had to communicate with this special sometimes. Once there was such a dialogue:
Q: Do you know a "such" employee?
T: not
Q: a "such" and more "such"?
T: No, I have a very narrow circle of communication.
Q: (happy) here, our organization will help you solve this problem!
T: This is not a problem, but the result of a long and focused effort.
It was finally time to drop off, leaving the colleague to digest the dialogue. But after that, excessive talkability and stiffness as a hand removed.

Theory of State and Law:
A non-legal state is a state where there is no law.
Teacher: Then give an example of such a state.
Student:...Eye... The Penguin State in Antarctica.

This individual:
– – – –
Faces of female sex:
This is :
Do you know why? Sex is needed.
Only the guys. The girls are not tired.
Stay up. And the "confession of the girl with the wild
A little "which has recently broken down.
Probably written by her husband, who
I want to believe that the girl is real.
is waiting.
– – – –
Such reviews are usually written by guys.
Those who are categorically not given.
I am married twice, I am responsible.
I say, boy, you are wrong.

– – – – –
The first man is wrong. From the face of the female sex, I confirm that we need sex no less than the male.
– – – – –
The question. So why are you out?
– – – – –
Not to be in bed with someone like you.

He went out and tried to get a cat. I thought I could find a private person for a rehearsal, cuddled at a profiteek, found a couple of candidates, started calling. When the third person asked me if the cat would get into a mess.I changed my mind. taken to the shelter.

"A man who licked a frog is arrested"
What idiots are they?
They would have arrested Ivan Tsarevich when he kissed a frog.
Man has a personal life.

The lower town writes:
Something I’ve been telling everybody lately that I’m from Gorky. Or you say that from Nizhny Novgorod, everyone thinks that from Tagil, you say that from Nizhny Novgorod, everyone thinks that from Novgorod. A city in the shadow. and

Why do you have the internet on your phone? No, well, I also listen to music from the phone and read books, but they are downloaded from a large comp, but I didn't need a direct internet on the phone.
YYYY: Yeah, you didn’t go with the light to eat.
What does the light have to do with it?
Yyy: Light loves exotic cuisine, Indian there, Vietnamese. And when I order a dish with her from the menu, I want to know that the eggs that are in the dish do not belong to a livestock.

Ladies and gentlemen, gathering on July 3 in China-City, let us, following the tradition, put on white bracelets for the meeting? They are easy to make from a simple strip of paper using a stepler, but they will greatly simplify the first steps in communication.
Good luck and see you soon ;)

Turkey is harming children. I left my daughter (10 years) for 5 minutes on the water slopes. I complain with the cocktailman, and this pitcher is already jumping from the highest and fastest hillside and at the same time orët bass: "for airborne!!and "

XHH: In our news, we bound one local chinous who tried to squeeze the new Mazda car from the local businessman, oh how!
Masdaimstvo is the oldest tradition in Russia!!! to

I was just born in the office.
We have postcards, as many where by names. The guy, in view of a hard-to-pronounce surname, hence an incomprehensible to the hearing email address, was limited to the initials ass@...
Now we sit down, chew and imagine a situation when the client asks where to write.
As usual he answers:
- Write: "Es", the dog...
The following is the standard pro "es" question:
- "S" as the dollar?
RJ and I give you the answer:
-No, "S" as a shit...

In principle, if you explain to the population that Americans are testing climate weapons, rainwater cancellation can no longer be installed.

Neradence: In general, they are cute. I saw it in Dumbarton. They are so furry and look like a cow. Only small ones.
The bonsai cows.

As a true fan of horror films, I declare responsibly that there will NEVER be a chair in my house.