ApXbl4: There were times. The jpg format banners hung in the corner of the site did not move and did not touch anyone.
ApXbl4: Every advertisement pops up in front of you, in the middle of the window where the most interesting, runs after you wherever you did not turn the window, the cross button appears only after 30 seconds, and when you press "Close" a new advertisement opens. O_O
ApXbl4: Advertising will soon turn on the computer itself, go to the internet and tick on itself x_X

Sorry, I have a problem - how do I add a quote to the main page?
— — —
You burn shit!

I go to the metro today. There are two boys, aged 18 years. For one nonsense, three mothers. After three stops, I watched them closely. They seemed confused. I want to talk, and I want to talk...
One says:"Oh, you hear, I found a song here... THATCH! What I will give you to listen to..." The phone gets, they share their headphones and begin to ballet... They swallow, their eyes are closed...
Then the second says:"Hear, well this is straight... In the style of "Hands up"!.. And who is it?" "I don’t know, Sting is some..."
I died right there.

An unforgettable conference in Peter with the Anniversary. A bunch of administrators, programmers and just people with smart eyes! At the end of the day, visitors had to submit questionnaires. I thought for a long time how to describe the organization of the event, but when I saw an unlimited beer on the fleet, all the doubts disappeared immediately.

give the number of quotes with the task of the carrier and aircraft, very need to hang the office (5 bodies) for a couple of days, I can't find the search

The wind burned yesterday:
the master of new equipment so that the modem (komovsky) determined, well, and after a minute the master gives out that the new equipment was found. I think he found there...
The Intel Pentium processor.


The company has been running for 4 years...

If you sow a catalogue on a compilation, then in half a year the catalogue tree grows.

Hello, my name is David, I am the gamemaster of this server, do you have time to talk?
- Yes
Some people write to me that you’re a bot.
All is OK.
Yes, now I see how jealous and liar people are sometimes.
- Yes
I hope they won’t bother you anymore.
All is OK.
- you have to understand, just the policy of the company does not accept bots, well you probably know that.
- Yes
Thank you for the contact, I wish you the best.
All is OK.
- Yes, and if these people are still bothering you let me know, okay?
- Yes

"I'm sorry, it's again David, after analyzing our conversation I thought that maybe you're really a bot.
Long live the great Mao!! to
Sorry to
All is OK
I will not bother you anymore, I hope the misunderstanding is exhausted.
- Yes

A session is when you open the BASH, read the main page to the very end and realize that all the quotes on it are new to you.
by Melia

The girl is just a great way to wash. When you are clean, you are always clean.

and horror.
Bus No. 13, naturally through the cemetery. We come in. Grandma’s cloud breaks into the bus. The first thought, fuck them weekend.

Z: "Kaspersky Mobile Security 7.0 Electronic version"
Q: So there is also a paper??? 0_o
J: on toilet paper
J: You told me in secret.
J: Every time I feel it... :)
What is Kaspersky Mobile Security 7.0?
"Kaspersky Ass Security 7.0"
Z: Covers your ass from undesirable invasions

I acted today as an adult reasonable man... Siddhartha finished the classroom, suddenly in the room something began to whisper, then silenced, then again. I did everything, I went to bed, it started to whisper again, because the dog was left on the country and to protect me no one, I quickly took things and dropped to another room to sleep. It didn’t take 20 minutes, as the rumor and whisper came out of the room. When I got the courage and ran there, I saw: there the battery broke and flooded the whole room, including the notebook with the course, even the neighbors again flooded...

Among the ancient African mammoths, a joke is popular: they crumble into singularity, into an intangible point of no size, so they steal to the uncomfortable tourists or Aborigines, and again take their normal three-dimensional state, which is filled with a sharp shock wave of disturbed air and a guaranteed relaxation of the sphincter in the tourist.

and my radio. The Duchess Duchess. by Raisa Ivanovna:
Congratulations on another sports victory! True soundtrack for Plushchenko could have picked up better, but for that he is a professional..."
Are you weak on the broadcast?! to

SMS is
Vassula is trouble! Your flush does not fit into my connector: ((

by Fatale 13:01
It is crazy. Thou shalt thou shalt thou shalt thou shalt thou shalt

Alexandra 13:01
NUCA

Alexandra 13:07
Damn, I stopped and drowned before you told me,
by Sori :D

In short, a guy in my house was rolling over the course of a week, on a scratch of 1 kbs art movie "Virgin Suicides - The Virgin Suicides" size of one and a half gigs!! And I thought he guessed it wasn’t a prostitute?!! to

The brutal phrase, after he dropped it all: "Sukabla, I hate you, kill yourself!!!!" - showed that I did not guess)))))

Patchwork
By the way!
Patchwork
Do you have a dress like a shirt + shoes?
Patchwork
I have to get some reward here, I need to dress officially, and I don’t have anything like that.
ATOMIKF
As for the costume, I doubt, there was something like this once, now it is unlikely.
ATOMIKF
There is a hydro

"...If the winner of the competition is interested in software, the value of which will exceed the prize fund..."
Users of μTorrent confidently state that it will never exceed.