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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №33838
 01.08.2010
I have two flies fuck me.
YYY: kill them A trail here.
xxx: I scared them when I tried to shoot exclusive porn

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №33837
 01.08.2010
Sirion: Judging by the sound, the trolley bus is preparing to make a hyperspace jump.
Mr.Spleen: Judging by the sound, he is preparing to crumble.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33836
 01.08.2010
xxx: And we were fired at work last night for a plan.

WOW: Did not do it?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33835
 01.08.2010
Pinochet (18:09:44 31/07/2010)
What is the name of a society in which a person can earn if he wants, but the state does not fuck him in the ass, as it is now?

Cox (18:09:58 31/07/2010)
The Utopia

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №33834
 01.08.2010
The conversation of two blondes.
Julia: I can take my DVD, he even reads hat formats
Olya: In the soul of niipu how to connect it boom
What kind of telephone do you have?
Olya: Black and silver
Julia: Then we don’t connect the question! I also have black with silver'

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33833
 01.08.2010
I love Deluge, it shows the flags of their countries next to the siders. The fastest South Park is distributed to me from Canada.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33832
 01.08.2010
Festin: I opened one window and hanged it with a dull wet canvas, now there is something to breathe.

The World: Oaths

Is it protection from smoke?

Party: Yes

Festin: Without this, there are only two options, to open the windows and sink, or to close all the windows and sink.

The world: xD

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33831
 01.08.2010
XXX: It is impossible to do so! We urgently need Manolo!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY The fish are more relaxed.
XXX: The Manual

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №33830
 01.08.2010
I go home from work. I cross the road on a pedestrian lane, next to a girl with a little daughter, suddenly, a white 10ka, without giving way to pedestrians, loudly rings out of the cabin. The daughter asks her mother:
D: Mama is my dad passed?
M: No, my daughter is not a dad, our dad is not such a fool.
Not very smart, but not very stupid.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33829
 01.08.2010
In Turkey, a tourist from Russia saw a cat in a hotel. Called by:
and Kiss Kiss.
The cat didn’t even turn.
The Turkish has fallen. He does not understand...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33828
 31.07.2010
I have three principles in my life.
Inheritance, encapsulation and polymorphism.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №33827
 31.07.2010
XXX: Do you change sex for 2 banks of strawberries?
YYY: What is the wardrobe?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33826
 31.07.2010

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I was treated negatively.

and CHC:
How did you say?
I went out to that leovmu chuvaku there is a room there can ipaca

or

Did you go out to that left-handed guy there pitched a calyant beer and a whirlwind mood?

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Noah...

and CHC:
by Dybala)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №33825
 31.07.2010
XX: Yes, the ego can’t measure the full breadth of our thinking.
xxx: there is no graph "your version of answer"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №33824
 31.07.2010
The question on the console "Do you really want to stop the demon(s) GDM?" looked so epic that I didn’t even hold on and stopped the evil demon... in vain.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №33823
 31.07.2010
My fuck my brain that I don't love her
XXX: What kind of I treat her like everyone else
YYYYYYYYYY
Cut her leg.
Say it hurts appetite.
You never cut off your leg before.
They like to be first in something.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №33822
 31.07.2010
TASHA (13:51:32 31/07/2010)
Yes, no, this one hacker put me, much more!

pecheneg (13:52:18 31/07/2010)
In a tambo, a person is called a hacker if he was able to change the age?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33821
 31.07.2010
Xxx: received today the task: to pay for the services of the public sector in the collection and to buy soap. I wrote in the phone a reminiscent of "Sberbank and soap"... After the morning work paid for the ZKU, there was only one - soap. I updated the mail for an hour and remembered what I should come there or what and to whom I should send?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33820
 31.07.2010
<Snt> what a fairy perversion to distribute torrents inside torrents
Snt is enthusiastic
<Yat_Grut> Itts a rashn naйшn tradishn - ze matrjoshka

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №33819
 31.07.2010
thx (15:32:04 31/07/2010)
If a grandson returns to the past and kills his own grandfather, his birth will be impossible; but if he does not be born, the grandfather will not be killed, and his birth will be possible.

whey (15:32:25 31/07/2010)
In the future, Fray fucked his grandmother.

thx (15:32:34 31/07/2010)
Strong argument

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