Few people know that nerve birds live in nerve cells.

I was as if lying in the chamber where everyone was lying with broken jaw, they drank vodka in the evening.
And then the alcohol made them through too sociable.. fucking shit this shit compared to this.

[5:41:17] Light: Today to the rabies vaccine brought some sort of guard, terribly evil, the nickname - Moderator!!! to

The Host:

Many people know on what day the mold begins in the left-out tea. I know what day she dies.

Andrew: Listen to me
Somebody was fucking under my window tonight.
At midnight the phone ringed.
And then I went out and picked it up, now I have a good but a little girl phone.

On 4pda news about Gameloft will release the game on the Unreal Engine, which for the game is not announced, but said the hint is hidden in the image (the sea of bloodshed, brutal heroic shoes and a lowered sword)

Prince of Persia?
Dimon S.B.: cherek, judging by the sea of blood - "Persian massacre by a benzoom"...

Empty: We fuck out all living things and fly out into space, and then fuck out all living things in space and go back to the opposite.
<Fastpoke> There is nothing living in space.
<Empty> And we’ll take it with us

From the game Diablo 3:

XXX: I can't sell the bankruptcy
I can help you buy an orthographic dictionary.
xxx help me fucking
Zzzz: I will help with the pointing :)

>>>... but you don’t even have a wearer!!! to
And we don’t need them...
What if someone broke his leg?! to
Oh, spit down...

not funny. My brother died of a heart attack at the age of 39. There was no car in the ambulance and he had to go on his own. They didn’t even get out of the house when he died.

Y: I want to lose weight, support me.
X is OK! 100 meters to speed.
Y: I am the lightning man O_O
X: No, rather a man-grow ball

I received a message from one website. Legal weapons in Russia. Tagged with"O.O

Tell anyone the chords with which you can call Mr. Proper.

And no joke! Peak lady, Satan, I don’t need Bieber!

Questions to Knowledge:
The girl found a folder with porn on the comp and stated that she did not want to date the perverse. Attention to the question! Knowing that she has all the parts of the twilight in her folder, can I declare that she is a vampire and kill her in the heart?

You are so sorry about Serena. By the way, he treats you very well. When we drink beer with him, he constantly remembers you: "Eh, Max is still missing in the company..."
Okay okay! I know his manner. While I am not: "Oh, sorry, Max is missing", and when I appear: "Max, fucking! We just missed you!"

Only in Russia can a 5-litre-powered jeep driver report you for pollution if you throw out the car's window.

Throwing any garbage out of the machine, even organic, is really wrong.

The article is about one of the co-founders of Apple Steve Wozniak. It tells about the content of his backpack: there is a bunch of phones, tablets and other gadgets (in general, a lot of everything).
One of the comments:
Enough for ambassadors from all over the area :)

The worst thing is not resisting evil by powerlessness.

The aunt brings home food to the office and saves the office plankton from having to walk in the fresh air for lunch.

Anton is almost a vegetarian, in the sense that he does not eat meat, and fish can. He has the above-mentioned aunt with all his perverted orders. Especially he likes fish cakes, which are actually not well cooked, he orders them if not every day, then three out of five is certain.

One day there was such a dialogue between them:
How do you get such famous fish cakes? I’ve tried a lot of them – still not as delicious as yours... :( What secret ingredient do you use?
It is simple! Fish farch is mixed with pork.

The recipe goes on, but Anton is no longer listening. And nobody is listening especially, because everyone is watching Anton and quietly laughing. Anton makes a triple face and even is going to make a face-to-face, but slowly comes to himself.

So Anton realized that vegetarianism was not for him.

“You can fool Nemtsov anyway, but the idea of transferring officials into domestic cars was the most correct one.
I prefer the transfer of officials to domestic prisons.

c) by

I go to sleep with my husband. I am tormented by an ongoing icote. Drinking water, holding my breath, my beloved even managed to scare me. I do it anyway. I was persuaded to make him a mine. I want, he says, to stumble. And what do you think, the icote immediately passed. She didn’t even resist and said that he had a magical member.