Yesterday I brought a drunk friend home.
XX: At first we carried it together, and he decided that once it was carried, his legs could not be used. Then I threw him over his shoulder, but he had a butt, and he said, "Butt!" The shoe was lost!..." with a sad and sad voice, I was split in half, and I dropped it. The hardest thing was to make him sleep alone, without a girl.

They have a fucking family, they called the cat - the cat, the hamster - the hamster, and the dog - the grandmother!! to

I am afraid to have more children!

I have a dilemma.
What is?
Start dating a girl or buy a motorcycle?
This is not a dilemma, man. Chopper or sport is a dilemma.

by DS

No corruption found in the municipality of Lipetsk
Even corruption has been stopped.

I want to go on vacation, everybody is on vacation.
I am not going.
YYY: Come to us in Surgate, rest.
XXX: What to do there? Is there sea there?
YYY: at least 2.
XXX: What are they?
The sea hurts. The Sea of Disappointment

What is the next fate of potatoes?
YYY: Being Alive
XXX: You are out.
yyy: removed skin from 20 potatoes and boiled the bodies alive
YYYY: Then he split and eaten.

Welcome to Anton. If you are not Anton, please press Out.

From the hubr, the topic of the prosecution of a person for pressing the "Like" button near the footage of the movie.
Comments on Stallman's Stories

> Throw the link, or go to Google, can not be found. Maybe it’s also Nash.
>>Bad, even the message has not been posted, has already been bound. Someone is knocking at the door...

From Habr.

The stock exchange robot in 45 minutes caused a loss of $440 million

Someone’s answer:
is right! Captch them, Captch them. And the ban on <s>posting</s> trading more times per minute. And yes, for keyboard scripting, farming, multiplayer/virtual, multiplayer, two-computer game, etc. to write down all funds in favor of the stock exchange. It is then that these naive stock exchange children will learn what a real MMO with real dragon rules is.

The phrase from the children’s educational cartoon: "We and you found the grass. It remains to find the lama and pull out Santa Claus"

In the work:
I ask the senior admin, how are the backpacks arranged here?
Daily, weekly and once a month.
I: And where is it all going?
He: Onto that steve storage, by the way, turn it on.

Discussion on a tracker:
Filed to:Zombie 108
Country : Taiwan

WWW: The story is not bad, it will have to be downloaded.
XXX is Zombie? I will have to kick.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Translation is something. I didn’t know what the cossy could say "they’re me, I said to myself"))
zzz: "Nih-I myself, I said to myself")) I have to click!

[Anya] The husband, the fox, in the morning after the wedding said that the change of the surname from Zyablikov to Kulikov is a level-ap. I will kill the bastard.

Recall of the last concert:
XX: I had an epilepsy attack because of the light. Two times.
And then two giraffes danced in front of me, hugging. The light blinked. The gypsies mirrored. The music played strange. It was the best psychedelic cartoon I’ve seen.

Official website of Andrei Arshavin

Queen
If you were
Andrew, where would you go? and :)

by Arshavin:
in the space.

HH: Yesterday was announced all as it is supposed - a lot of alcohol, loud music, dances, destroy. Go to bed only in the morning.
I thought I could prevent someone from doing this at night only when at 7 a.m. at the neighbors at full volume played a valentine tape - Mom, I'm gay. I played repeatedly all day.
In war as in war, man

(from a conversation with a girl)
She: So we’ve already watched Game of Thrones?
I am UGU.
She: well fucking, now again watching boring untouched porn?)

I found on the Internet the history of the emergence of Russian insults. In particular:
B is
The word is derived from the ancient Russian verb bladyti, meaning "to deceive, to blaspheme". It is believed that this Russian word is a relative of the English word bladdeg - "bubble" and "pustomel", as well as the famous American blah-blah-blah - "empty talk". The modern meaning of the word - most likely, the result of semantic mixture with the word "blud", derived from the ancient Russian bludity - "bludge." Until the 18th century, the word “b...” was used in literature without restrictions.
I tell all this to my wife, concluding that b...y is just a missing girl!
She listened to me silently and after a two-second pause said:
Every B by compass. No matter what they wandered!

C of the forum.
Good day. I will share my experience of fighting axes and ants. With the axes we dealt with with the help of a bottle of "Dichlofos", and for the ants prepared this "comfort": mixed a tablespoon (or teaspoon) of honey and a piece of alcohol yeast. He has twice as much yeast as honey. The resulting piece was crushed and disassembled in places of insect cluster. After the yeast gets into the abdomen of the ants, they begin to roar (drizzle). Don’t hear me "Greenpeace" – ants just break.

A friend from the universe wrote:

Congratulations, I bought the car.
Congratulations to you! What model is it?
The model? To be honest, I didn’t even remember. Well she's like I wanted)))) silver and with a white salon, and there are columns very loud!!! In short, I am happy ?