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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №140613
 18.04.2017
Life is not sugar. Everyone has difficult times, there is a lack of money. But we do not complain! We survive as we can. Everyone in the family works. I make home soap, it is eager to buy. A man crafts easy furniture for sale. For example, taburets are in demand.
“Well, and your children, should you think, are they wearing ropes?”

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140612
 18.04.2017
My friends also once in a crowd traveled around the houses from a drinking establishment in a taxi. One of them, the last, fell asleep on the back seat. The driver did not see her. I got home, put the car in the garage, and the garage closed. A secular alcoholic woman woke up in the middle of the night, could not get out of the garage on her own and began to signal to call for help. The driver was in shock. It ended well and I took her home. The girl stopped drinking.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №140611
 18.04.2017
And in the future, to create a user account with limited rights is more such a witchcraft, which is only available to BG!

I wonder if many people besides me have read "BG" as "Boris Grebenchikov".

Is it really not so? O_O

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140610
 18.04.2017
On a cold day.

I put on winter boots and now I’ll jump like a horse.
Do you mean a horse? and ;)
No, the horse, I think, is jumping more delicately. I will jump like a horse.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №140609
 18.04.2017
Gray: The fact that we will soon live well, we hear from those who already live well.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №140608
 18.04.2017
Alex guys! Christ has risen!
Christ: What have you achieved?! to


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140607
 18.04.2017
The world’s first International Cannabis Church opens in Colorado. Members of the new religious movement, calling themselves Elevationists, believe that people need to gather together and explore the universe and the mysteries of life through the ritual smoking of grass.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140606
 18.04.2017
Comments to the article on the release of electrical blankets and electrical blankets.
Sedov: I don't know how the others are, but my wife gets a comfortable temperature from me and doesn't need any mattresses with heating )))
We have another information... your wife receives a comfortable temperature from a neighbor!
Neighbor: I declare without false modesty that the lady is always satisfied.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №140605
 18.04.2017
Master Handjob: I, in principle, can translate if someone gives me a reference to an untranslated edition.
xxx: Judging by your niche, the quality of the translation will not be very high.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140604
 18.04.2017
I go to the aquapark on a subscription. I talked to a 6-7 year old boy there.

- And I thought in the water park only children go, well, or children with parents. Why is this an adult aquapark?

Swimming is good for health. There are also baths and hot water. For example, I want to lose weight.

He looked at me for a moment:

You are not fat at all. The average fat.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №140603
 18.04.2017
When I was still working in a computer store, two women just came in. So one of them asks the router, well, I show the models that are available, she also tells her story.



"We've been sitting on a neighbor's WiFi for 3 years now, so you can imagine this goat has just set a password!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №140602
 18.04.2017
When I was a teenager, we had a cat in our house, already very old. One day she brought a cat home. Other, of course, she did not give birth to her own. He calls me out on the street. I went with her, quite far, through the neighboring street to the abandoned old barracks - there are three kittens in the corner. Those who are hungry are hungry and hungry.

I said, “May my mother come back?” She runs to the road and stops with a crushed and crushed cat. The mother of these cats.

Well, I collected them, brought them home, put the cat in her box. She pulls them out, presses them. And the cats are small, they can not eat themselves, the cat has no understanding of milk. I had to feed 10 times a day from the pipette. Every time the cat came, he reminded me.

Here is a child cartoon with talking animals all this story smiles, and in the meantime it was natural. This cat was non-commercial, but if she wanted, she could easily find a way to say anything. The mind was enough.

She was sick before her death, lying for a long time almost not standing up in her drawer, not even to the toilet. Then suddenly she stood up and walked to the entrance door and looked around to see what would be opened. I look at the sarai. Well, I was behind her, and she looked with such a long look... well, I understood and didn’t go. He was buried under an apple.

In fact, animals, if they want to, are not so difficult to understand. You just have to pay attention.



PS: The cats went out and distributed.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140601
 18.04.2017
I can’t let go of the thought that I once was in the thermonuclear oven of a star...or maybe not even one star. Per the material of which I am made has been digested for millions of years in several stars in light-years apart, before it flew hundreds of millions of years, flung for billions of years on the forming Earth, to one day become me. It is crazy cool.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №140600
 18.04.2017
Development of mobile applications.

Customer - Everything is fine, but can it last longer?
I – and why?
Customer – Well, for the impression.
I'm OK. * I pulled the slide for 5 seconds*
Client – It’s great right now, thank you.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140599
 18.04.2017
What is Fedor?
Fedor – Final Experimental Demonstration Object Research
xxx: at all "the object of research" is a research object
YYY: What then...
Tagged with: FEDRO

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №140598
 18.04.2017
Today we are all toxic agents!
Today we are all toxic agents
1 - The spy has broken through!! Recognize in which lingerie did you do xiva?
2 - Nicho I don't know, in the countryside school Aglycky studied!!! to
3 - Village, podi, in the Oklahoma region?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140597
 17.04.2017
Who broke the bill?
Everyone did a little differently.
If no one had fixed, nothing would have broken.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №140596
 17.04.2017
H - youth

And in the future, to create a user account with limited rights is more such a witchcraft, which is only available to BG!

I wonder if many people besides me have read "BG" as "Boris Grebenchikov".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №140595
 17.04.2017
He made the final decision to commit suicide.

I washed the rope, as well as fixed it, decided to have breakfast for the last time...

Eggs with bacon are not eaten - it is harmful to health.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №140594
 17.04.2017
Morredeth: What we just did not draw in the years 13-16... Particularly popular was the game when the sheet is folded in half, one paints the upper part, and the other paints the bottom without looking. Oh what there was zoonepedoporno depicted, the Japanese porn multiplayer did not dream of it.

Rand: Now I’m starting to understand what people are designing a Toyota (closely) VAZ.

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