I work with the Chinese. The Chinese chief brought the proverbs in Belarusian and asked to come up with Russian analogues. And he said, “I am not a brother, I am not a brother.” Here I sit and think, "drop - not a bag to roll" - this option of adaptation will fit it or not

It’s not about going to the apartment.

"People of the world!!! Help me!! I got married. He is asking for a buzz!and "

At the age of 20, when I went on a date, I took a cosmetic. I am now 40. When I go to the meeting, I take a pharmacy bag with me.

A woman goes in front of me in the basement, slightly subdued (the smell is felt):
"Oh what snow :))" and touches the mold with his hands, and then turns around and says upset: "Not snow at all :("
It is not all snow that is white and puffy.

Helga Xorxoy: I have one of the cats
Dougon from Omsk: Pink?
Helga Xorxoy: As soon as the daughter takes off the underwear - she tries to wear it
Helga Xorxoy: just to wear
Helga Xorxoy: Can you imagine a cat in the elevator?
Dygon from Omsk: Y)
Dougon from Omsk: Glamorrrrrrrrr.

A girlfriend who crashed into Surrey County with the English Romeo for the weekend will post photos with stone on the blue site

Cricket, lawn, Pimps, white costumes, umbrellas from the sun - what could be more English?

First comment: Avoid Football

"In Belarus appeared the anti-smoking "cola" from..." attention! andquot; The food"!!! to
I will not even comment on it.

News on the Rambler: "The first stock exchanges for forest took place in Russia".
The first thought: Master Yoda writes about the failure of stock exchanges.

from the correspondence of our organization with another similar

Employees knocked on the door, no one answered. Then they looked into the lock well, in which they saw a key inserted and fragments of the human body, which said, expressing in a nonsensical way, that the door would not be opened to anyone.

From the Habbri:
The Meklon:
I remembered how we did EEG on physiology. The student sits, sleeping quietly in a hat with electrodes. EEG writes slow waves. Suddenly, my very nice classmate decides to add diversity to this rather boring process and demonstrates to the subjects a very soul-looking breast. The student hangs off his jaw, the EEG writes a hellish pylorama. The teacher can not understand why the laboratory work failed for a long time.

The headlines are just delightful:
The administration of the largest porn service PornHub has already tired of removing from the portal fragments of the semi-final match of the World Cup between Brazil and Germany.

from the pearls of the google translator
The meat a cat eats knows too much
The cat whose meat he ate.

xxx: exams did me, today I dreamed that I am a cool agent of some kind, I perform missions different, I have a gun, but he, the cattle, shoots only if you calculate the integral on its surface and only in the polar coordinates.

On the Tetris:
Why you shouldn’t buy a smartphone for $150

Commentary :
Because the sponsor of the review is the greedy Havneaple.

and 😉

News on Yandex: "Amazon received income from unauthorized purchases of children".
For a long time, I thought about who is issuing sanctions on the purchase of children and what income Amazon has been able to get from the resale of children.

I fall asleep under the first channel - the habit of listening to fairy tales at night has survived since childhood

<NitrouZ>: The boss (60 years old) hangs papers with smart phrases on the wall in the office.
<NitrouZ>: Yesterday here hanged: "Life is a slow-running mortal sexually transmitted disease".
<NitrouZ>: Status on the wall posts.

From Chat:
Hello everyone who wakes up in the morning!
How clever you called all of them here.

<reend>: peelmen, stucco, high-tech product, with built-in readiness indicator

True love is to get up before the alarm clock and turn it off so that it doesn’t wake up. After such a brave act, you can safely hang out in the kitchen, watch cartoons at volume and further on the list.