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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №115333
 26.06.2015
I remember my mom told me when I was a kid, “And if everybody would walk in broken pants, would you walk like that?”
I don’t know who started first. But it worked.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115332
 26.06.2015
I am 27, a height of 199 cm, with standard hamsters, fun, charming. I propose to meet and discuss your “exaggerated” requirements on July 3, 2015 at 18:00 near the China-City metro (exit to Varvarka)
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Choose to meet the metro station, where parallel universes intersect, and the stop of exits to the surface... That is another quest! I suggested the monument.
I’m not that girl, I’m just sorry.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115331
 26.06.2015
Adolf Aloizich hated the Jews, although he himself was a quarter so.
Joseph Goebbels hated physically disabled people, although he himself was.
Vitaly Melonov hates the blue.
Continue the logical chain.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115330
 26.06.2015
PinkQween: But I don’t like it at all!!! to
Rob: Penguin, get away from it. I don’t like it, don’t crack.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115329
 26.06.2015
Yesterday I had such a conversation with a colleague.

X: How much do you have?
17 centimeters, not bad, but those are your 22 centimeters.
X: Okay you, look at Loh - he with his 14cm is afraid to go anywhere.
Q: How did you measure?
X: I first increased by 1cm, and then the ambulance, and you?
A: I was agreed by the manufacturer.
Q: What are you talking about at all?
Q: About the car clearance, what did you think about?? to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №115328
 26.06.2015
You cannot meet on the Internet. Here very many (and both genders) citizens for some reason synonymous "a person wants to meet" to "a person in such despair that to agree to anything, only the opposite sex";

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №115327
 26.06.2015
albert_muzeev: A purposeful failure will accomplish much more than a lazy genius!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №115326
 26.06.2015
"Schwarzenegger accuses family psychologists – they brought him "more harm than good"
by *****
The only healthy advice among hundreds of words.
Specialist in Family Service.
Once a quarter away from the children to drink together.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115325
 26.06.2015
C Forum of the Russian Federation

XX: A couple of three years ago remember on the first channel was some pathosny reality show about the army. There were two civilian teams. At one of the stages, they were sitting for the guides in the T-90, the army's fur guides were. They chased each other on the grass in a rare forest. There still seems to have flown the melody in the first round. The show quickly disappeared from the screens.

YYY: Because it is complete nonsense. What other civilians? In the tank? and melody? God is with you who would see it.

ZZZ: I do not know which of the brothers Meladze is talking about, but if it is Valeria, then I can say that after studying at the Nikolaevsky Shipbuilding Institute named Stepan Osipovich Makarov he has the qualification of engineer-mechanic on ship power plants and the scientific degree of a candidate of technical sciences in the field of design of ship power plants, as well as the university of the commander of the BCH-2 BPC 57 project, if I do not change my memory.
So if your irony is that the military of it is no one, then it is not quite appropriate.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115324
 26.06.2015
C of Habr.

You have to marry a guy. and urgent. The work of paradise will appear.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115323
 26.06.2015
Tim: Nietzsche will soon invent chips and control everyone

green-gray-eyed: and cracking will be even more fun, along with viruses)
The news will be - the Russian-Ukrainian group of hackers hacked the state of Utah... the entire population twice splashed the brush and three times the masurka?)))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115322
 26.06.2015
Playing with a girl in the pencil
mmm, role-playing games with girls
She has 36 sizes, all shoes are big in shops.
I’m 46 and I’m all small.
XHH: Imbued with sympathy for the heroine stories

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115321
 26.06.2015
If you open a bottle in a gazelle to drink, the road will automatically deteriorate by 90%. and c)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115320
 26.06.2015
Every person is very useful at least once in life to work in the field of service, or in security. After this, the desire to put on the place of the goats suddenly disappears, because there is an understanding that there work for very little money exactly the same people as you, who are regularly sought out for every little thing, effective management and always-right customers.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115319
 25.06.2015
Now for comparison: in 10 years, no girl has sent me a sex offer in any social services. Although, as if, and not scary, and literate in measure, and I can talk. I do not understand your suffering.
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You are what? Do you know what one girl wrote a guy first and she struck Kamaz?)))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115318
 25.06.2015
Furthermore, philologists are crushed by such unimaginably distant disciplines, such as theoretical phonetics, semaseology, comparative typology, etc. with such abstract abstraction that it is necessary to have just non-biological imagination in order to find a connected meaning in some texts. This is not suitable in life, but exams must be passed.
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That is why now in all printed, and especially online publications such disgusting texts that are stylistically impossible to read. Because they abolished in principle such a position as a literary editor. For philologists, all of this should not be used in life, these are professional skills, very valuable and unique, which allow you to enjoy good texts in publications, etc. Now philologists are laughed at by everyone, and they read shit texts everywhere.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №115317
 25.06.2015
Once gave up a place in the transportation to an elderly, very sympathetic... grandfather - the tongue does not turn, a man. And he wrapped me in the waist and whispered to my ear: "Sudaryana, why do you shame me on people?"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №115316
 25.06.2015
You guys are confusing! I have a roulette and a camera in my bag, they are given at work so I can work with them. I am an advertiser. He came, scattered and measured. And never, ever and everywhere, neither in the photo stores nor anywhere else, I was touched about the content of my bag. Devices are lost, the photo label of our company on the box, the hearts on the roulette... a working tool, and it is immediately visible. And if you are waving a new brilliant roulette, going past the guard to the exit... man, then he loves to live interesting and be in the center of events))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115315
 25.06.2015
News: "Halk recognized as the best footballer of the championship of Russia"

Halk to drink!!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115314
 25.06.2015
My granddaughter complains: Daddy is bad, pulled his ear and his hair. I: it's not bad, bad would be... (I think a little bit, what to say), granddaughter, her brother helps: KILL!

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