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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12642
 14.11.2008
Solipsism: Well now in the militants the president will be white
The Political Correctness


[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12641
 14.11.2008
by Pippi =)
Here one person brought from Spain to colleagues Microsoft caps with the logo of Windows Server 2008R2.
The caps on the label have a unique code for registering caps on the Microsoft website %)

Probably, if you do not activate the cap within 30 days, it will automatically decrease by 3 sizes to prevent the wear on the head %))))))))))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12640
 14.11.2008
in contact, the girl's name, the name What Is:

I added some cacao to my friends.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №12639
 14.11.2008
She: I explain to the little one that studying in college is still necessary... but yes, a little bit.
How do you get lost when you have two girls?
At the same time, tell me...
It is about college. ;)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12638
 14.11.2008
Is it AU?
She is 1 minet...i speak with African American man...)))))))))))))))
It is one of them????????????? to
Who is he??????? to
She doesn’t know, I don’t know English.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12637
 14.11.2008
Sale Manager

If they put some licensed corporate software on a computer, how much do they usually take for hosting a server for that software? Is it usually a fixed price or a percentage of the cost of the license?

by admin

I've stopped understanding something in this life 8 (

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12636
 14.11.2008
I come to work, all have statuses such as Sleep, Sleep, Yobana alarm, and one acquaintance "Who?! Who defragmented my sandwiches?!" - such a pessimist from the morning ))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12635
 14.11.2008
Anya Grimmlin
Money is not the only thing that ruins people.

Hobbot
Poverty makes them good.

Hobbot
The news shows that one oligarch killed another.

Hobbot
At a secular party in a monk, a drunk guest killed three companions.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12634
 14.11.2008
Tonight I’ll say goodbye to a beer.
HH: In Meaning of Me
Tags: goodbye
We’ll say hello to the beer!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12633
 14.11.2008
Madnik
I’m already imagining myself sitting in a climbing chair in my villa on the ocean, smoking a cigar and pulling a cognac, and a couple of swallowed Brazilian girls around.

Anko
Cuban Cigara...yacht nearby swinging on the waves

Anko
My own island.

Anko
The Silence

Anko
Peace is

Anko
Somewhere in the distance I can hear a helicopter strike.

Anko
This FBI agents are flying after you because it was foolish to rob the U.S. central bank

Madnik
From the garage a small PZRK is rolled out and with one small button the helicopter explodes.

Madnik
Because morality: what a sleek dream without an exploded helicopter

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12632
 14.11.2008
Prehistory - English teaching in the universe makes the whole group cry from homework.
In the middle of a pair of English breaks up the teacher (not ours) runs to our with a textbook and shouts "Look what a big text I gave them!".
Our, lazy "H*ya, you look at this..."
If they, fucking, will compete this way by the end of the year, I’d better go to the army!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12631
 14.11.2008
The sun is shining! The birds sing!! to
I am 23 years old and I don’t have any access to it :(

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12630
 14.11.2008
6221 (preserved 2008-11-11 at 14:01)
So, dear boys and girls, let’s teach a lesson to the men of the basha how to open the puddle... Let’s start. We offer your attention a quote with the main:

" KJV (15:12:17 6/11/2008)
Salary NET, work NET! The gamer!

Julia (15:12:24 6/11/2008)
Igor Borysyych is looking at me in the computer.

Julia (15:12:32 6/11/2008)
Ksenia Yurievna, come to my office, I will explain to you that in the work there is no time to work, and no time to work, so I will make you a pirry until you buy Moscow. by Igor Borisovich. andquot;

That is, we are suggested to believe that Igor Borisovich managed in 15 seconds to give 7 seconds to Yulia to write his phrase, then instantly pick up the control of the keyboard on himself and impress a considerable length of his message in 8 seconds? Usually, a certain number of seconds is shaken from the read, then the answer is invented more sharply and impressed at an average speed. The verdict, the timestamps "to look like in the asche" are made out of a bowl and without a brain, probably by replacing the phrases in the first lines of the true dialogue of the kind:

KJV (15:12:17 6/11/2008)
Salary NET, work NET! The gamer!

Julia (15:12:24 6/11/2008)


Julia (15:12:32 6/11/2008)
On to

Julia (15:13:12 6/11/2008)
Change the tone to make it more fun.

In the last post, the time probably turned back.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12629
 14.11.2008
Is there a girl?
M: Yes, and what about you?
J : No
M: I now realized that my value as an interlocutor has stepped sharply to zero.
m: Let me as a decency also ask you what you are doing - and suddenly you are collecting models of step-by-step vacuum cleaners on a scale of 1 to 2, and I am suddenly crazy interested

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12628
 14.11.2008
wedge is! I got hairy hands to the scissors! :DDD
Art by: Hui
D'ART: It sounds almost sexy

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12627
 14.11.2008
A funny joke:
The winner of the Miss World contest decided to prove to everyone,
What is beautiful does not mean that you are stupid.
“I’ll destroy this stereo,” she said.

The dwarf told the blonde girl, she laughed, and, after a while, (with me) inspiredly tells this dwarf in the company:

I will destroy that smartphone!

Blonde and Hole.

c) The Arcano

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12626
 13.11.2008
The Companion. Blue on the fourth floor. In the afternoon, they gave a selfie. He enjoys walking down the floor. The only sober guy on the floor decided he was cooler and pulled out big. He drives the car and already at the end of the corridor at speed remembers that the manual brakes were removed yesterday... a blow to the battery and if not a guy next to it would have flown out into the window fullness, and so the current double window with his head broke... The most funny thing was when he rolling a pattal to doctors and nurses proved that he was absolutely sober-)))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №12625
 13.11.2008
To the quote:
To the quote:
Guys, how you have gone! Here is what words to explain to you that if you tolerate everything, there are flowers, stars, romance to give, then you are a long-job, and not she a fool! Girls love sex no less than yours, if she doesn’t give, then she doesn’t want you! And finally start treating with respect, if you are caring for divorce for sex, it is easier to remove the prostitute! And remember, the calf is a cow so small, and we are girls! Without us, you would be pets!

Here is Fuck! I would shake!

What do you think of a smart man??? on the pitch of the hule (((=
Z is. I am a guy

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12624
 13.11.2008
They woke up in the morning, went out of the house, and on the snow was written Anton, Dmitry, but the winner, unanimously, recognized the oil.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12623
 13.11.2008
When I invested successfully. The interest goes to the garden. and :)

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