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The printer refuses to print my scientific work

yyy (22:24:46 10/12/2009)
o.o

xxx (22:25:15 10/12/2009)
A minute of printing and thinking.

xxx (22:25:19 10/12/2009)
Read about OO

My wife when she goes from work constantly goes to the store and buys there everything she wants (or sees) the basket is easy to roll in front of her, so after filling the basket with a hill and spreading, she suddenly realizes that she will not bring all this home. This brilliant woman folds everything she has bought in bags, bags in baggage cabinets, closes and goes home easily, only the keys in the bag are linked. She sends me to the store for products, but instead of a list of what to buy I go with the keys from the closets... genius fucking...

The coward:
Yes, this is the hernia, recently was with friends in Novosibirsk, their neighbor is moved, claims that he is a guitarist Gazmanov
by Toby:
Did he argue that?
The coward:
He said it would be shit.

Have you ever thought of what part of the body or organ our two-headed eagle holds the shield with the Victorious, if both his right and left legs are occupied by power and rod?

by Boryan:
The fucking! We have cyclical Jews!
I: Did you go to the academy?
She: and what?
I want to ask...
She says: Ask me!
I: Did you go to the academy?
She: and what?
I am... fucking.

The female, 5 years old, does not pronounce the whispering, instead of the "ball" - "saric" and etc. We came with my husband, we stood by her: Alin, say "shuka". She turns away and, thinking that nobody hears, says quietly: shit, shit. He understands that something goes wrong: No, I will not say. Grandma: Alinochka, you are already a big girl, you will soon go to school, well look as simple: Shchchuka, shchuka. Alina, again quietly: shit, shit – no, I won’t say. In a couple of days, maybe I’ve learned... Well, Alina, say, щу-ка. Alina, hands on the sides, anger on the face, on the whole apartment: SUZKA, SUZKA, how you all tired of me!!! to

History is written by kings, re-written by scammers, and studied by loaves.

It was not long ago. At three o’clock in the evening, a girl calls me.
I slept naturally. Then I and D (girl)
I (with a sleeping voice) – Allo?
Q. Are you sleeping?
Looking at the clock, I sleep.
Do you think your husband is now resting with his friends?
I (turn my head and look stupidly at my husband sleeping next to me) - No.
D (slightly offended, then triumphant) - I don't care what he told you, but your husband had sex with me an hour ago, and now he's sleeping in my bed!
I (looking at my husband and starting to think) - Girl... You scare me, and then who is sleeping next to me?! to
Silence, for some reason hanged the phone))) It was only then I thought - she was wrong, and if the husband at this time really rested with friends?))) I thought...

Today is Anti-Corruption Day. I wonder who to congratulate.

xxx: if we have time to submit a new version of the program before the new year, then next year we are expected to index the ZP and other benefits.

YYY: What if you don’t have time?

xxx: therefore, the firm will be fined, there will be no indexation of ZP, who will be punished, etc.
YYYYYYYYYY You will have time - everything will be in chocolate, you will not have time - everything will be in vaseline? :D

X: Well... Vaseline still needs to be deserved. and :(

XHH: When I read the Metro, it became like it wasn’t.
Are you afraid to come in now?
HH: No, go out, and now I’m going to work there...

The municipality is admirable.
Next to the A4 page, I quote:

Happy New Year 2010!

For the New Year, friends, accept
The word of love,
Remove the burden from your soul,
Cover the housing debt.

The Rebel
The Chinese are burning again. Instructions to their receiver "the sound will scratch if you take the receiver away from the station" :-)

The DVD seller says:

It was long ago, 6 years ago.

Once the body comes to me, a man, whispered by some kind of sugar, unclean, calls me with a gesture (nervously somehow) and almost in the ear says to me with a whisper:

Do you have a "square"?

I did not hear, but in all appearance it became clear that he wanted porn, I have a blind eye, well, I think: it's just embarrassing)))

I get him from underneath the shelf the most deadly "shpshshshshstw" Laughing
He quickly and nervously grabs the first cassette, then sharply and crazily throws it on the shelf and rushes to the whole store!.....That's WHAT FOR BADY I WOULD HAVE A CHEBURAŞKA!!!!!!!!!!!! to

The employee was granted the rights.

Exit SMS 14:26 : Katya calls us urgently to the office. In Novosibirsk it is better not to go, the traffic jams are huge.

Incoming SMS 15:57 : Where this Novosibirsk I have been looking for it for more than an hour and can not find what to go around.

-=Gb Johnny
Dr. Holt Hansen of the University of Copenhagen after many years of research came to the conclusion that to get the maximum pleasure from beer, you should drink strong dark varieties only under music of high tone, and light light varieties - under melodies on low tones.
-=Gb Johnny
I guess what the years of research have been.

Interestingly, when you pretend in the bus that you have not noticed a friend standing nearby, does he understand it?
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He thinks the same at this time.

I will never forget how during the last election company, the fun agitators-disruptors glued before the house on the fence the huge word X%Y from the leaflets of "United Russia".

The people do not want to live! But he survives.
We have survived at least 5 ends of the world!
1999 - type 666 the same (well reversed, so that's even worse!)
2000 - New Millennium, Greetings to the Antichrist and others
2001 - ah no, this is the first millennium, we are dating from one point to the other, sorry, antichrist, now salute!
2002 is the mirror year. 20 of 02!This is a sign!
2007-2008 - a group of wanderers authoritatively stated that everyone was pinky, buried under the ground and barely rested there themselves.

2012 - Well, the end of the world, the Mayan calendar is over!(Who used it the most?)

At this rate, the cockroaches will survive.

to this:
In the comments to the video (literally):
The guy doesn't lie plays correctly the chords holds correctly and so that the sound was better plays special stuff because sometimes the fingers are very difficult and even painful to play I understand this myself 8th year on the guitar I study
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Surgeons also want the cut of the norm was cut by a special thing because the fingers can not be cut I will understand this 10th year of the operation I spend.