In the morning, I went to work.
I remember the tea is over.
There is only green in the house.
I have a plastic bag that closes.
He poured tea into it.
I went to work and threw tea on the table.
The boss comes in, looks at me, sleeping with red eyes,
In the package,
Again to me...
He stumbled unbelievably and said:
"Aha, tell me what this tea is!"

XXX: What are the plans?
The Napoleonic ones!
Take Moscow and catch the puzzles?

A big thank you to the unknown guy in a green compass, Panama and backpack, who yesterday helped a girl with a wheelchair with two children and heavy bags to get from the platform to the 2nd factory street and pulled the wheelchair and bags to the 9th floor. You were the first and the only one in 2 hours who agreed to help me.

You have accessed my personal page protected by copyright laws. The content of this page has been downloaded by your Internet browser and saved (cache) on the disk of your computer without my permission. You violated my copyright. Your IP address is registered in the system log of the server, you will be sued in court.
In order to resolve the dispute extrajudicially, I propose that you, within seven days from now on, transfer a sum of 100 Euros to my account.

Ann (14:26:07): I am 9 June 12 thousand. Days are fulfilled
14:55:54): I see a lot of work there too :)

I eat with my colleagues.

one sitting talking to a new client, says:
How are you called? And Anton Sergeevich? Fuck your mother, Anton Sergeevich, don’t sit in the tea...

I could not listen further.

A young man named Andrei, who restored my screw yesterday, SPb "Marine Cascade",you did not leave the phone >_<, Come in guests, a? I will feed you again.)

A familiar girl:
Eat cabbage in anticipation of a miracle.

XXX: The old cell phone is often swallowed. The problem was solved by the method "about the knee" - helped unsuccessfully...
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XXX is an anti-attack. How to set up (

N.bin: We have 5.1 sound in the club
N.bin: five columns - one works

In Finland, young people with internet addiction are granted a postponement from the army.
They do well in Finland, instead of running around the offices and collecting certificates, it is enough to lead a normal lifestyle.

It does not contain humor:
Those who were threatened by the phone. And I don’t understand one thing: how can you steal from retirees who don’t have anything? What kind of shit should you be?
Please warn your grandparents to be as vigilant as possible.

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It contains humor:
Father at the old job in the department all uncles over 40 were, only 1 young employee (25 years old).
And in general the case: called most employees of the company on the mobile type "Daddy,share,I am in the police, talk normally does not give, need urgent money ", and so on. and etc. Well, the smart uncles, who had sons, immediately called them and learned what and how. And the last was the youngest, here is a dialogue on the mobile:
Father, give it up, money is needed.
Do I greet you? My unborn son. What is your mother’s name? Or I cannot decide.

xxx: We have our community (Fizfak) is opposite the community of the IWC, and quite often, in the evening, the people often say to each other something like: "Fizfak shit!!!!" and our response to "WMK fucking oooo!!!"... It lasts 5 minutes, if not more. So yesterday I sat, many have to have the exam the next day. A lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot!!" on the other hand, apparently already on the machine "Fizfak fucking!!!!!“Our people are not behind, they’re screaming about the VMC. And all this together with "Halyava"... It has already begun to get bored, and suddenly a thin female voice, but very loud "Halyava - Fuck!!!!!!". Second silence and friendly rust on both sides))

In Russia, a man was discovered sending letters of happiness by email. This man is a fool!

A modest trading firm, wake up, talk on an intranet chat:

GenDir: Wolfenstein zig-na-mong byte!! to
Admin: cvejig zir nich ter hibzer ahlemmaiten, waszeben der camp stern??? to
GenderDir: Uldaviser instantaneousness, you understand the war!
Ebanitikus der Verständikus Est.
W W?
GenderDir: Scuokish Lichten Shows That Bust Pizzu
Admin: to them thysdatus mayn grand immunity!!! and FI...
Innocent Sunday, use it, Vyacheslav Igorovich.
GenderDir: Thank you for your assistance, Denis.

Sadly they...
She goes in the subway - she looks at her tits, on her neck, she glitters and swells, her heels are so long... Jeans on the pope are so beautifully seated.

A miserable spectacle. To fuck her stupidly.

In the abyss, the world goes into the abyss.

Mangust (15:02:06 11/09/2008)
Fucking at home?

Red (15:02:12 11/09/2008)
No, the music has gone.

Mangust (15:02:12 11/09/2008)
Oh yeah

Mangust (15:02:26 11/09/2008)
Long time at home?* is

Lie to yourself safely, but hopelessly.

Firefighters on a beautiful red car drive for eighty
miles to the competition centre. The shape of the needle,
The car is charged, the team is ready - we break all!

Travelling by the suburban village, the boys see a fire in a private house. Included
lighthouses with a syrene, make a fighting turn, become a hydrant, and in
Record time to extinguish the fire.

A minute after ten, also with "lustres" and a syrene, two cars fly by.
from the area. Slowly, with long, astonished faces,
Local firefighters are disappearing. Their elderly approaches the heroes, and
He said, “Girls, I was just ten minutes ago.
raised by alarm. When did you get it?”

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