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[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №50872
 27.07.2011
Q: What happened to the GP?
A: Yeah
A: Well, it ended up
Harry married Ginny Weasley.
They raised a crowd of children.
Snape, as it turned out, all his life
I loved Harina Mother and Voldemort.
Harry swallowed.
Expeditionary and mega-stick.
A: Dumb. gp = civil
Right, not Harry Potter!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №50871
 27.07.2011
XXX: How is it?
yyy: awakened in a cold sweat - dreamed that the camera turned :-) and so nothing
YYY: How are you?
I woke up in a cold sweat – I dreamed that I needed to work! Blowing up to work.

[ + 52 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50870
 27.07.2011
Especially “lucky” men from one tribe in Rwanda, this is a country in Central America. There, after the wedding ceremony, the bride went to the house to her husband not because of romantic moods. She relentlessly inflicted wounds and scratches on her husband. Sometimes this struggle lasted until the morning. His husband had no right to even say a word. And in the morning the funny bride quietly departed to the house of her parents to bring herself in order and sleep well. The next night the battle repeated. So, after the bride got tired of hurting her husband, or after there was no living place left for the latter, the wife allowed her husband to take off the wheel. Only after such torture is life in such a family normalized. However, witnesses say that after that husband and wife will never argue again. Here is!

[ + 52 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50869
 27.07.2011
xxx: the perfect fox agrees with her man at all, and lulls him at home

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №50868
 27.07.2011
What kind of trans do you like?
Anyway, if you take a break...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №50867
 27.07.2011
Do you want quinoa?
I don’t drink quas, I hate it, have you ever seen me with quas?! to
Zzzz: Yes, and you have never seen a woman.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №50866
 27.07.2011
I sit. I work, I do not disturb anyone, I hear - they say to evacuate, fire!The signal worked. I get up, shrink, go out into the corridor, panic. I look at the boss – he says to me: "Go on, work on". Workers are awake...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №50865
 27.07.2011
X-I marry my husband, out of the...
X-me no time to write, and it's not Alena))))))she just didn't get out of contact))))
Who am I talking to then?
X with her boyfriend
Is it the same person who drove her out on the street at night without money and phone in a strange city?
X is the same!!!! to
Hello to you ? ? ? ? ?

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50864
 27.07.2011
I opened the Pandora's box.
my :?
DDD: What do you wear in heroes?
ddd: Skype to the ancestors showed)

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50863
 27.07.2011
XX: Who can explain what functions this popular front has? Why enter it?
YY: You can enter this front like a shit — no sense, you just get upset.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №50862
 27.07.2011
I ruined all the romance with the phrase "something you have cold breasts.."

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №50861
 27.07.2011
I’m afraid to start playing warcraft after that"+44 to the strength and aura of the Extreme Flesh Boost".

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №50860
 27.07.2011
Discuss the leakage of personal data from online stores to search engines:
Sometimes Yandex started indexing - I haven't read the SMS yet.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №50859
 27.07.2011
Tell me, what do you do in life? and :)
Ivan: in life I am engaged in sitting at the computer, eating food and sleeping in sleep :) yes, and I walk sometimes ))
Are you a programmer? and :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №50858
 27.07.2011
Silver - Metal
In the center of Yekaterinburg invaded lossi Oo (link)

AZZY
Who was released from the mountain administration?

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №50857
 27.07.2011
News on Rambler:
It became known the most unsuccessful topic for conversations - it turned out to be personal finances. Millions of people are reluctant to discuss their income with friends and colleagues or refuse to talk about it at all.

The first comment:

The most unsuccessful topics for conversation: "Is there a phone to call, a?", "E,do you hear, you are from which area?", "Are there cigarettes?", "Sergent Pustogalovko, your documents?" XDDD

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50856
 26.07.2011
We just need a superhero...Admiral Rosenthal))))

With fire and sword to cut out the basics of literacy in the brains of young people

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №50855
 26.07.2011
Neighbors of Oort. I come to them and say that if they kill each other, I can suggest a quieter way. Suspiciously they are silent.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №50854
 26.07.2011
I went to the house with my friends (husband and wife). Wife Natalia brought pastries, sausages and bread to the altar, and said, say, guys, smell sandwiches. Everyone is sitting praying. Stas, her husband, says to her:
You’re going to paint me, right?
What about myself?
Well, I married you, now I can’t look at other pigs. That’s why you make sandwiches for me.
Natalia, giving her husband a sandwich, contends:
You are okay, so what about me? You cannot look at other men. And also sandwiches man... Damn, babies are stupid.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №50853
 26.07.2011
YouTube video about fast drawing a dragon in Photoshop.

Author: In fact, I spent about an hour on this work, but then compressed the video to 4 minutes.

Best comment: Why not just take a photo of the dragon, saving yourself time?

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