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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №115313
 25.06.2015
"That is why you can’t find it. All people are like people, and you are the queen.

At the dawn of my sitting in school, when I was young and naive, I put on the notorious “active search.” Reports of such copies have been dropped, shopper. In the best case, it was just boring, extremely boring Kakashi (Hello-Kagdila-P'Natchenko), in the worst case - concerned and gospot. Everyone could not bind a couple of words in their native language, but they thought of themselves as princes, for whom I was obliged to suppress the feeling of rudeness. So nunaher, boy, I’d rather be lonely, but selective, than gathering every swallow according to the principle of “Let’s have been.”

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №115312
 25.06.2015
Beautiful with the car.
A: If you look closely at the road and know how to evaluate the road situation, you can also drive there. If you peel your eyes and turn the gas pen - then the outcome will still be the same.
B: I also read instructions here on how to walk on a rope at any height without insurance! Just keep the balance... and all!! Secret is revealed!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №115311
 25.06.2015
xxxx on fire!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115310
 25.06.2015
Article on the city website of Novosibirsk:

The virus, which kills every third and is transmitted by air, reached Thailand and continues to burst in Korea - there just launched a direct flight from Novosibirsk

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №115309
 25.06.2015
The hacker you say... You yourself are a hacker – he is still an egologist... He has learned to program on B3-34 without iron.
What do you know? On other people's baskets to raise or grandmothers?
Yes, for him, the 105 steps of the program instead of 98 is the whole universe... And you have 4 cores less than 16...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115308
 25.06.2015
Comment on the next arcade shooter in Google Play: "The game is rather boring, but quite playable". The developer’s answer: "The comment is rather boring, but you can read it".

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №115307
 25.06.2015
Tags: pregnant women trying to lose weight

I have such a familiar fist. She was very lean and decided to get in shape. I bought a fitness subscription, hired a trainer and let me do workouts with weights of 5 per week. Everything is fine, the weight goes away, everything is pulled up, the stomach is not given. I doubled my efforts on this zone – I pushed the press for 40 minutes in different ways – and the bottom, and the top, and in the fence, and on the ball – the stomach, fell, only fun. So it passed five months, until someone of their grandmothers came to light, in the shape of the abdomen guessed) The child was born very intentional and serious - still, he had to fight for life all the time.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115306
 25.06.2015
Alice: In the nautical discount)
Denis how much?
Alice: (kiss) (inlove) (heart) (heart) (hug)
Denis: Yes
Denis: Do not scare me.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115305
 25.06.2015
I broke the keys. I thought for a long time what kind of guest it was.
Half an hour later the door was called. They were two Jehovah’s Witnesses.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №115304
 25.06.2015
I watched a movie about D"Artagnan.
I liked Athos.

Do you have to shut up in the basement? For him, it is a bad question.
Close in a cellar with Burgundy and wait for a week there.

This is life. I could sell my country for that.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115303
 25.06.2015
A friend calls and confuses with the rest of the topics stating that they have borrowed snakes. Every day in her countryside house, in the morning and in the evening, a vortex appears, sometimes dying during the day and the next day it all repeats.
With envious regularity, this is a week, she catches them 2 times a day and releases. The end of the conversation scared her.
She: Destroyed those whores! Where can they appear? All doors and windows are closed! What if the snakes come? What to do?
I: Waiting for the remaining eight Egyptian executions...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №115302
 25.06.2015
The need for sex with a girl disappears after the first use of the hand
by *****
That is great! It would be good for everyone to understand this and sex occurred exclusively on mutual sympathy, and not because some are itching, and they believe that others are now owed to them.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115301
 25.06.2015
This night, a police car was driving around the area, periodically including a syrene.My first thought: Mentenish was lost. My mother’s promise ?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №115300
 25.06.2015
by madam-polasuher

Instead of the "motivation folder" I now read the "motivation stick".
This says a lot about my motivation.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115299
 25.06.2015
The apocalyptic mouse, the slug of depression.
And I was somehow very confused by a girl with a nick Gymnastic cloth.

[ + 28 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115298
 25.06.2015
And here, by the results of watching the culinary films of Jamie Oliver, I ask a question. He in one of the series broke out of the fields of shit, cleansed it and so straight eaten. Well, let’s say, he’s a maniac, and chili eats spoonful. But, I think that our, local, damn, he would have so roughly crushed the whole root. And the question is: can a low-quality, insufficiently sharp scratch be considered a scratch? and :)

[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115297
 25.06.2015
111: 10 GB optics is fun. I will tell you secretly that when replacing the corresponding equipment on the same fiber, you can make 100 GB and 1000 GB.
What to do at such a speed after the entire Lenin library is burning?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115296
 25.06.2015
The Alpha Bank does not learn anything. I came to make a credit card, took the number in the electronic line, sat down, sat down for half an hour, during this time I realized that I didn’t really want it.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №115295
 25.06.2015
Here I read statements in the style of "maximum in two weeks I will find a new man" and I think what’s wrong with me, in what universe do I live? The last three years are not something that men can’t find for relationships, but it’s also dull for sex and relief. And I would have understood if I had some exaggerated demands... an ordinary guy with ordinary hamsters. Except that above me must be bigger. In Moscow there is no such deficit. And it doesn’t seem to be terrible and not fat (178/60). I am like that at my 25s. There’s a lot of sex around, but it doesn’t matter to me.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115294
 25.06.2015
Wikipedia still knows how to handle the brain with little-known facts.
Arnold C is a programming language that uses Schwarzenegger quotes as instructions.
2nd xDDD
3: if you tap gettothechoppa the computer will get up and run to the helicopter?
I think the helicopter will get up and run to the helicopter.
1: And that helicopter will also get up and run to another helicopter.
1: So all the helicopters in the world will gather in a huge pile, declare themselves a new state and call the governor.

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