I remember playing in GTA San Andreas. I found a patch that disables the blocking of sex episodes. Well, I went to that friend who is a garden-maso-cropie. Even given the fact that sex in the game is carried out with the help of back-to-back mouse movements, YES during sex I have never tired. Moreover, nothing happened (the same progress bar, you won't tell him'sorry, I haven't had a girlfriend for a long time,') and this girlfriend threw me out of the house. I removed the patch.

News discussion (with photo): "Dead Robert Taylor - one of the creators of the Internet"

In front of us is a man who has planted in four walls more people than all the police in the world.

Just sitting on the shit, the fly feels safe.

He was married and I took his wife home.
Well, let her teach me, say I have to try, then see, she votes? Take the car! An extra penny though.
It caused me to listen, I took it and stopped... The girl swung her head in the window, and so freely:
To the Baltic for Minet Keen?
No, not on the way.
I go, I keep silent.
The maid is silent.
In ten minutes, this is the case:
Such a criminal situation is now...
Taxi drivers kill, money is taken.
You don’t take anyone away, little or nothing.

Patriarch Kirill has consecrated several thousand kuliki for Russians fighting in Syria.
I thought there were less than a thousand.
So the RPC burned the defense mines.

Soap for the previous mistake.

Fuck, guy, it will be an eternal mistake, you will just turn it from soap to soap!

When they finally begin to make soap with a slit for the previous mistake...

Have you ever tried to melt white chocolate while cooking? Now I know that this is a solid aggregate state of condensation o_o

Come on, young admin, I’ll tell you a story about the Chicken Rye:
The chicken drowning...

I love my city. In spite of everything...
- this is - " Despite everything" - very subtle and deeply understood!

I had a classmate Sasha at the institute. When fasting began, the whole group tried to go to lunch with her in truths and falsehoods. Because Sasha believed that she observed fasting, and did not like to restrict herself in food. In general, to observe the idea of how she invented scams on the go, why this is not a violation of the post, it was very fun.

In general, my favorite for all times - "Travellers are relieved, and I came from the other end of the city to the institute!". There too - "Well, not good, of course, but not to interrupt the kefir diet, only two days left...".

In short, I was 10 years old when I finished. Sasha five years ago went to PMJ in another country and her traces were lost, and the dates of fasting still every year by the habit of myself.

It turned out that I watched the film "Gravity" in the theater of the city of Korolev, where the CUP and RKK "Energy" are located. In the room, probably, a good half were people, one way or another connected with space. I can only say one thing: laughter while watching was like a comedy on the screen. Especially "successful" the authors of the episode, when Sandra Bullock found on an empty Russian space station forgotten (!) A bottle of vodka under the pilot's chair, and in the final, when she, having made a tough landing, in a minute got up and beautifully went to sunset half naked and in fashionable pants.

> Mulder, da udder

And I know him! He is Serbian. and young.

Sometimes we suffer not because we don’t have something, but because we think it should be. and your cap.

Christ has risen!
Thank you, of course, but I am a Muslim.
Natasha: I am sorry. Allah has resurrected.

There was a little secret in the family - it turns out, my mom's older brother is not the son of my grandfather, his grandmother gave birth to the first husband. It was hidden from everyone, they only learned after the death of all three, when the papers were ripped. I ask my mom - but aunt Dasha (our relative) always said: it is necessary, as the genes bizarrely mixed: Jura to Daddy is not at all like, only the nose one-on-one is the same! Where did this nose come from?

My mother answered very grimly that they both broke their noses at the time, and the strange bump in both - from the surgeons of the city hospital, and the genes here are nothing to do with.

The doctor came for Easter. The Cologne provider tries to send a long SMS from a family member from the village:

... and you! □□ and□

You can’t say it short, Ferguson.

xxx: Suddenly I realized that “The Tale of the Golden Cock” is a story about how the gentleman ignored the instructions of the security sysadmin.

Robert Taylor, one of the creators of the Internet, died at the age of 85.
In 1968, he wrote: “In a few years, people will be able to communicate more effectively with machines than face-to-face.”

I am looking at Yandex "B61-12 price". In the issue of the news about the last test of this American bomb, and at the very bottom Yandex.Market issued 71 offers to buy at a favorable price. And that’s despite the fact that they produced only 17 thousand.