XXX: Now we know for sure that you are flying. If you are married, you are pregnant. :)

You have all changed your name again!! to
Call the old nick or I leave.
[xxx]: I am devil 23
I am Arthur 23.
and I am [Lost]
And I am Tom!! to
Together we are a fruit garden!

<Klavier> I drove a motorcycle today without a helmet and realized that we are very dusty in the city.
<dr.Shaps> Aha, and also very messy and ugly :)

Have you seen the MTS advertisement with Friske? How did she divorce her grandmother by calling a short four-digit number and not even talking?

The immigration forum in Chile, the first question:
Is it possible in Chile to drive a car, not for sale, but for yourself?
Why immigrate to the other end of the world?

The definition of a biological species is: "Species - a set of populations of individuals capable of crossing with the formation of fertile offspring".
Hence, it follows that the pidaras do not belong to the species "Homo sapiens".

Today sent a friend (American) to the U.S. video from the phone: shooting through the window. On the horse the thermometer hangs, on it +30 C, and behind the window!Snow!, turns, flies, well, a real butterfly.
The one in shock writes how this is possible??? Well, I wrote a lecture about global warming, pollutant emissions, poor ecology, Chernobyl, and so on. Well about the fact that we have all the puppy topoly flying, I silenced =) And what, let them wonder =)

from news
In the Sverdlovsk region by 2010 plans to build two new colonies for prisoners.

This is the program "Accessible Housing"

Meteorology is an accurate science. The bubble should be held in the left hand.

A group of 15 came on Saturday to rewrite the count to Coutinho. He’s shut up, as always, a little bit. He came and immediately closed the door behind him. There are still people there, so let them knock. Someone from 15 Kudinu speaks "mol, there are still our remaining". And he said, “Well, you are few today, and the rest have not appeared.”
All, gave them tasks, sat down to write. At the door for 5 minutes, then one guy called:
("Unappeared") - What are we not allowed to do?
Well, Kidd has closed the door.
Can’t you open it?
c) is not
Could you put him a moustache?
(The audience guessing about the meaning of the conversation)
P – Okay...
In 10 minutes I call again. The guy speaking to Kudin: "Now they call again", Kudin: "Let me answer"
(The audience is already smiling)
Howard – is it?
("The unappeared" did not understand what Coutinho was talking to him)
("Not appeared") - So what is there? Will they never let us go?
c) is not
How about Coutinho?
(C) to wreak and wreak
(the audience through force to give up so as not to roar)
To persuade him to let us go?
(C) No, he will not allow
Q. What do we have now?
(c) He did not present
Q. Did you put him in the mouth?
(C) of course
(Everyone lies laughing, until the porn finally arrived that he is talking to someone wrong)
Alexander Vladimirovich is you?
(C) - yes to )))
Q. Will you let us go?
c) Not of course

She: When we gather with girls, we make a cake, decorate it with cream and rubbed chocolate, and infuse it with cognac. MMM is great!

He: And when we gather with friends, we order pizza, decorate it with ketchup and sausage, and infuse it with beer. The evening!

If a ants lifts 10 times their weight, then 50 grams of ants can be sent for a bottle of beer.
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________
by Fuck! You killed my work day))) So:
50 grams of black working ants are rounded around 10,000 ants. Larook under the house, in the courtyard there are familiar ants. You can negotiate with the seller. Wash the bottle with the same composition on the 6th floor of заебуццо ants, because you need at least 3 brigades, that is, 30,000 ants. Delivery of beer should be in the stealth mode - so that the beer is not sprinkled, and ants are not sinked. The Questions:

How to motivate ants?
How do they deal with the elevator or staircase?
3) How much is the seller in the box?

Hello, what are you doing? We are stupid!
Beer, Dirty Dances and Porn!!! As always as always!!! to
Have you tried?

ROSOBRNADZOR considered excellent assessments for EGE in biology suspicious

Graduates '09 considered the EGE a dull shit

1 to 1.

I go with my wife on the street, advertising a deodorant with the following slogan - "Silver molecules for better protection."
My wife is a lie! Everyone knows that the best protection is only in the Adamanthians!

From the newspaper:...the blind from birth Vladimir V., who ran in Kharkiv marathon distance 42km 195m received as a prize TV...

Nathalie (10:40:36 3/06/2009)
Max is...
I understand that I’m going to ask a terrible nonsense now... but... I need to... don’t laugh okay?

Nathaniel (10:40:45 3/06/2009)
But...!

Nathalie (10:40:49 3/06/2009)
Still...

Nathalie (10:41:49 3/06/2009)
If you just change the monitors at the system driver, then all the content of the desktop will remain in place? And all the programs?

Max (10:42:44 3/06/2009)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nostradamus (CMC) (10:43:02 3/06/2009)
fucking

and ZZZ:
and also called and said: they gave us a new tank, come change it...I told them I am not doing the tanks for you to the sanitary... after a couple of minutes they are calling back, they say that the sanitary is not doing this, I, in turn, rattled and said that I am not doing this too... and an hour ago I was called by the pro-rector and inserted a pencil that I refused to change the old system for the new.

Recruiters, if you are still breaking your head over how to "cut off" the army, turn to the popular rapper Timati, as the hero of "Star Factory" managed to do this without much effort. The secret is simple: just go to the tattoo salon and decorate your body with a lot of tattoos. It turns out, according to the Russian legislation, if the body of the recruiter covers 50 percent of the tattoo and more, then he is considered untouchable. Such a verdict was made by the psychiatrists Timati, who, like many of his peers, also did not avoid the march to the military commissariat. The star of domestic rap this fact is not embarrassing, on the contrary, service in the army was never part of the plans of Timati (in the world of Timur).
And everything would be fine if the fate of this young man had not so excited the Deputy Speaker of the State Duma Vladimir Zhirinovsky. He said he was ready to support Timati and apply for the singer's service in the armed forces. According to Vladimir Volfovich, self-expression in the form of tattoos and piercings is not a reason to forget about the debt to the state. Zhirinovsky intends to appeal to the Minister of Defense with a request to make an exception for Timati. "In the army, you can play a drum or even a trumpet, and maybe you can make a couple of new marches," said the leader of the LDPR in his address to the singer.

Let us all support Vladimir Volfovich.

Comrades communalists, explain to me, Which HUE you have after giving the long-awaited hot water, for 5 (FIVE!!!) Can you turn off the cold??? Shit, are you mocking us? It boiled in the bench in two weeks... Plus, maybe at least one of them will see.