In the morning, my mom wanted to break my chair and then went into my closet.
Q: Is she still there?

A girl about her boyfriend:
This Kobe will go on the first day of vacation to the club! One one!! to
XX: I hate the cows!
Who loves them?
XXX is fucks.
You know, you see more...

by Manriel

We are just sitting with the head, crawling on the ass.

Half an hour has passed.

And then silence. Then comes the message:
dj_botanik (11:18:08 29/07/2010)
Dear fellow, you’t have to go! Sasha has to work. The Command.

Waiting for release and release.

Giraffe (00:06:57 30/07/2010)
Are you in a trial period?
Gleb (00:09:22 30/07/2010)
There is no such)
Giraffe (00:09:43 30/07/2010)
Thus e. Are you a full-time worker?
Gleb (00:11:37 30/07/2010)
Well I would be full-fledged if I wasn’t mentally retarded) and in the rest yes)))
Giraffe (00:11:58 30/07/2010)
Yes, you are damaged.
Gleb (00:12:07 30/07/2010)
Here is here!! to
Giraffe (00:12:32 30/07/2010)
Have you been given all the benefits?

Gleb (00:13:11 30/07/2010)
I am even allowed to walk!

Giraffe (00:13:30 30/07/2010)
I answered XD

xxx: we tech support just says they don’t support Linux and put the tube
yyy: Interesting, can you file a lawsuit for violating the rights of linuxoids?
zzz: came to court and the first question what is linaps?
Representatives of systemic minorities

In one of the social networks:

XHH: Please tell me a book...something very sad...to cry straight.
WOW: a textbook

Eternal: Yuri, if this arrangement does not please you, tell me.
Everything is normal... Okay.
Eternal is right? ? You got somewhat overwhelmed.)
Fenics: Yes, surely.).. not all the norms 0 I just got up.)
Eternal: Suck.. the time of 12 days!!! He just stood up...
Fenics: You’ve gotten somewhat overwhelmed...)

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hi to you!

yyy (12:07) :
Hi to

yyy (12:08) :
Put a picture on AVO.
I don’t know who I am communicating with.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Definitely!

yyy (12:09) :
compulsory

yyy (12:09) :
I am not talking to a 15-year-old girl, but to a 30-year-old programmer.

yyy (12:10) :
By the way

yyy (12:10) :
It is even better.

yyy (12:11) :
Have you drank beer today?

lizaar: I thought - let us sign up for all kinds of newsletters for our programmer, for example, sabskraib )))

Rosie: I advise you, it is better not to fight in his field

lizaar: you're right, it's better to hire a specially trained person who will rub him on the carpet under the door.

Sometimes you seem to want to give up alcohol, but you do not find understanding.

Painting about heat.

In the evening, 9 o’clock. The people, sicked by the unbearable heat, are just beginning to run out on the street. Walking past the entrance of the multi-storey, I see two elderly neighbors. They tremble, from time to time he cries the cat, “Muska, Muska! Go and eat, Kiss Kiss!” and complains to the neighbor: "Well where her hell has been taken, the whole day is not visible, it is time to feed, and she does not go home!"

Looking around the corner of the house, I see, so to speak, the reverse part of the puzzle. In the only slightly cooler place, in the shade of a tree near the irrigator, spraying water on the lawn - a cat lies, stretching almost a centimeter layer. At the next call, “Muska, Muska, eat go!” There is a meaningful expression in her eyes. The head is slightly raised, and there is even a hint of trying to get up on the legs.
But this effort ends. For a couple of seconds, a thought process of the type "Is it that?Then the god Anunakh triumphs, and the cat's head falls back to the ground. Not the bread of a living cat.

Would you go without a condom?
Why is?
It is hot.

Brunette: found all my happy tickets, in the frame and glue, and I will give, it will be good luck, let it open and eat
Kira: Annual Black Day Reserve
Kira: as in the dish - opened the clock, pulled out the ticket, eaten
Kira: and right above the head the inscription Happiness +100

Mediterranean resorts in Israel. There are two pairs on the shore - one pale (not a necromant from Djabla, but not far from the famous photoshop of the programmer), the other burning. The burned guy is transferred with his companion in Hebrew, and with the "blank face" - in Russian. They pass by me. and burned:
Are you pleased that I convinced you not to cancel the booking?
And that! I agree with you "blind". - Who knew that in July in Israel will be cooler than in Moscow?
By changing the pronunciation of "Picture of Odessa" he adds:
No smell of harry!

Hello, do you know where the collar is?

I: in the meaning?

I: Where is Cole?

I :?

Knee: Have you seen him?

I: Who is this?

Knee: His Girlfriend

A: It is understandable. Well, I’m generally in the army in the Nizhny Novgorod region so I haven’t seen him for 9 and a half months, but when I last saw him he was home :-)

Knee: Oh sorry

I : :-D

He says he’s having a mess, so cute.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY I bring home, I just say, be careful, don’t get fucked.

Harold, quickly figure out what I can do today?
To starve...
-Well, a great anointing will come out: "Sorry, I won't come, because today I'm gathering a whisk..."

<cresp> <fess_kremon> eban =(
<Marko_Corleone> are you me?
<cresp> and you too

Leha: That’s fucking bad...Is it so hard to do a massage? For everyone, this is a tragedy. I don’t go by, please do it :)
I do, I do, I do and I do more often.

I burned my motherboard because of the thunderstorm, the test went through the network cable. For a month, until it was repaired, my mother suffered without a sting. The storm started again tonight. At 3 o’clock at night, I steal into the bedroom to quietly disconnect the cable. Mom, where are you stealing?
Disconnect the cable.
Go to sleep, I’ve turned it off.