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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140553
 16.04.2017
Juliet, you are beautiful!
What did I look at you?
You are here alone.
(KVN, team "CP", 2005)

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140552
 16.04.2017
I know a man whose naked feet of boys in shorts still cause anger and outrage. This is the master of production training of welders at PTU.

And here we understand the real reason for the anger of the companion. He is not a fighter for morality, but for TB.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №140551
 16.04.2017
In the bushes is no longer a piano, but an accidentally held philharmonic orchestra.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №140550
 16.04.2017
We discuss the personal life of a man who had a cat with every new girl.

Since I have a cat from a former marriage, I am a multi-child cat.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №140549
 16.04.2017
Finally in Peter's New Year with Easter met!

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140548
 16.04.2017
BGH is The essence of self-defense in Russia is not to protect your life, health, property, etc. all available or prepared in advance methods, and then how to retaliate from criminal prosecution?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №140547
 16.04.2017
In fact, Hell is almost the same as Russia, only there you do not have to look for work and pay for housing.
Russia, in which you do not have to find work and pay for housing, is what all communists dream of.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140546
 16.04.2017
xxx: Yesterday I was looking for the chords of the song of the Krematorium "Club with ice". Today, contextual advertising offers me seedlings of trees and shrubs, soil and fertilizers.
yyy: Imagine if you were "Little Girl" looking for =)))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №140545
 16.04.2017
The internet was ripping, the networking equipment was boiling, but nothing could prevent modern believers from sharing their selfies in the temples.
YYY: So that’s why my night trip to the overwatch broke. How about without a multiplayer?
zzz: The classic game Prastichospade offers the best multiplayer that has become canonical for this MMORPG. Right now a crowd of players under my window went on a raid toward the temple.
In the temple of Manah Regen +200, Amen!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №140544
 16.04.2017
To all who advocate the ban on shorts and other shorts – go to Afghanistan or Iran. You will like there.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №140543
 16.04.2017
Juvenile justice is when a child can smoke, get drunk, break, get poisoned, climb under the wheels and on the roof of the electric car - but to hit him on the ass for education and warning is a crime.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №140542
 16.04.2017
The cosmonaut Vladimir Alekseevich Soloviev recalls...
He wrote a statement about the enrollment of me in the team of cosmonauts and brought it to the then general designer Vasily Pavlovich Mishin, who was before Glushko. Friday and evening. The secretary is no longer. Mishin works alone in his office. He read my statement and said:
Have you joined the astronauts? Where are the words that you want to give life?
And I say, I don’t want to give life at all. I want to go into space and I want to go back.
He agreed:
“Go,” he said, “prepare yourself.

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140541
 16.04.2017
– Hear, you didn’t suck up, with whom are you trembling? Do you want to go to the cabin, fell? Who are you in life? Anger to me here for Syria and Assad do not chase, fool, blt. I see in the fat, you endured the flight, two hours of emptiness pushed, bull, paraffined us, like the devil, thought that we would forget and boil? So we here quickly in the house all the horns and break the branches.
Hunted by Foucault? You chew the bread while the dirt creates, the shores are completely popped.
Who is it? I whispered a question behind Matthew’s back.
Russian diplomats expressed a note of protest.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №140540
 16.04.2017
XX: I urgently need a button "Someone on the Internet is wrong" that I could press whenever I want to dismiss a comment from someone who is indifferent and useless to my opinion.
YYY: So, I’ll share a secret. This button is on the router, masked as "Off".
XXX went off line.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №140539
 16.04.2017
I have worse news:

Hey, I have bad news for you. In a normal heterosexual man, men’s naked legs cause disgust or disgust.

In a normal heterosexual man, men’s naked legs do not cause emotion. It is those who think that their naked legs other men are trying to seduce, bombs. Why they think they want to get involved is another question.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №140538
 16.04.2017
The cactus said the mouse... and started to bite the grable

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №140537
 16.04.2017
Friends are hidden hypersexual maniacs. They need to be treated, but do not want to admit to themselves in the disease, they are trying to project the problem on the world - they say, they are not concerned, and other people (regardless of gender) are shamelessly provoked by their uncovered heels, ears or elbows!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140536
 16.04.2017
Why did Stanislav underground pursue Mr. Universe?
“Well, how can I tell you, at the table, for example, there is a beginning and an end, any movie has a end, bad or good, but there is. In fact, everything has an end. Apart from the universe.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №140535
 15.04.2017
Maybe I live wrong, but in my whole life, when I opened the door to knock, I didn’t get anything good. Everyone needed something from me. Mostly money.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140534
 15.04.2017
It’s crazy to feel like a lamp in life. Well, this is bringing you an infected computer that is barely alive. What are you doing? is correct. You drive out anti-virus, anti-malware, refresh, clean from dust, configure. It starts working like a clock. Yes, you also complain to the client that you say your computer is so blown up, and you have been pulling for so long and have done nothing about it.

And at the same time, you constantly complain about hard life and poor health. You have no time to go to the doctor. And then it stops you and you decide to leave. And you are told: you have excess weight, flat feet, caries, vision -3, astigmatism, sinusitis and dysbacteriosis. Welcome to those services for people.

And here you feel like such a lamp in life, because. At 30 years old, you still don’t know how to live.

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