Only when you know the black wakes, you begin to appreciate the grey.

Ask the child a mystery:
“It grows fat, it weakens, it cries to the whole house.”
A 5-year-old child to this puzzle, without thinking, answers - "Mom"

A new decree was issued: All long-distance drivers to gather their children around the country.
The man did so, gathered everyone and brought them home. He calls his wife and says:
Find out, we will introduce you.
The wife answers:
We didn’t get them all, we got them all yesterday.

<XXX> you are fucking
You whom I have called a fool, that I may love you, I will pass through fire and water innocent, the fool.
<XXX> Well - don't burn and don't drown - natural shit

xxx: I feel a note of doubt in your voice.
YYY: There are doubts? To me honestly!

From the website of audio drugs, comment to audio "Orgasm"

and Senya:
It is cool!! It really works. After I finished myself in the headphones, turned on the computer columns and I turned off a dog, a castrated cat and a sterilized cat. Then I put the columns on the window and gained noise. For half a day, I have been watching passengers, a yard, babies in wheelchairs, birds and even mosquitoes end up right under my windows on the dirty asphalt. This must be seen. Try it.

I cried

I read the book and there two heroes, who burned strongly in the soul, already began to consider them their male ideal) Well, I get to the middle, as a result, one dies, and the other turns out to be a aunt, well what life?

There are good people.
Today on Tula saw a picture: a terrible rain poured, and of course immediately on the roads formed huge deep rivers.
And on the sidewalk where the passage through the Serpukhov shaft stood a bunch of people, who were afraid to wet their feet in the pebble - stood and wet under the rain.
There were five men and three girls in boat shoes.
And on the other side of the lawn stood a 20-year-old guy in appearance - a typical bead - healthy, in a red jacket without sleeves and sports trousers.
The girls did not dare to cross the road at all, and the guy apparently cried out that he would still have to wet his legs. He approached them and quietly took and, in turn, carried everyone on his hands. And then a woman of 40 years also passed. He smiled at the girls and went on his way to the subway.

Boys, how well it would be if everyone were the same normal guys, not standing like those guys, not deciding to help the girls.

"The main thing is to surround good people"
Field Marshal Paulus

Tagged with "Boyard" with slogans:
"Boyard classics": "Defend yourself!"
"Boyard XXL": "I take off my hat!"
"Boyarese anal": "Anal!"

cadam (13:39:17)
I had this show today:
I return home, submerges a girl of 16 years and begins attempts in the hop-style to divide me on a tube with concrete raids and generally capital so.
The girl weighs 50 kilograms of strength on the eye, there would be a guy - would give a necklace, and so uncomfortable somehow

NighT (13:39:43)
xDDDDD

by cadam (13:40:34)
I briefly explain to her that it is "completely unfortunate" for me to give her a pipe on the street, it is necessary to enter the entrance, so that the guys would not notice at the rainbow.
I go in, I go up halfway, I look like no-one on the stairs.

by cadam (13:41:47)
I make a crazy look and on her "no come, let the trumpet" silently make a sign with my hand, say go on
I’m going through a few steps and I’m "Master, I’ve found a suitable sacrifice!"

by cadam (13:42:03)
You would see how she broke away from there.

It is a pity that in the elections you cannot vote against, and that the one you voted for would leave politics forever.

(captcha: stupefy and harripotterno)

Taram-Param: I want songs to sing, to get up at 6 in the morning, to eat the army, to crave from overwork, to fall into the dirt.! to
Van_W!LDER : ))) Have you talked about it? Make a cursor!

Well how? Do you have rain?
Not until the textures are loaded.

The employee of dr. The next day we were interested, as stated (a romantic meeting was planned). What she is:
I have herpes on my lips. I have critical days. The state is called "neither to give nor to take".

There was a little boy on the street. He was on a scooter, to him the older girl runs and almost pulling out of his hands the wheel says "Let go", and he said to her "This is not for skating" and left.

Filtering the work aska and clearing the logs of a week ago, I stumbled upon a survey of the male part of the office, conducted by one of the secretaries. Dialogue with an employee:

The Secretary (14:52):
Are you worried that you have a small member?
The employee (14:53)
No is.
The Secretary (14:53)
Why is?
The employee (14:54)
You don’t worry about having a small brain.
The Secretary (16:06):
I don’t understand what you mean?

I slept with a girl yesterday. I stretch so slowly to her and gently kiss her in the cheek. She raises her hand so swiftly and scratches her cheek with some male movement.
And the beard?
She (changes the voice): Sithon

How is it??? Why is it impossible to edit the article about Timothy on Wikipedia?

Day of Protection of Children. You need to use prejudices. To hurt potential children from insufficient parents.