I don’t understand how people make the blue screen of death.

from Zdolbali - "...he was in jail. He sold drugs at the age of 17 to everyone and everyone who took them. ...
... society does not care that he is not a maniac and a bandit, the very word “judgment” already creates a deplorable picture..."
Sorry girl, but this is shit. I have an adequate attitude towards those who have been convicted, to those who have failed, etc. Yes, youth, mistakes, sometimes it really gives a very negligent many impulses in the brain and educates a person.
The pirate is here. Selling drugs to the left is harmless. Well, he was just entering into commodity-money relations, what was there. Of course, it is not specified what exactly he traded there, but harm (with possible addiction, aggravation and fatality) to dozens of people is not such a harmless thing.
Maniac (they are not just murderers, the stalker is also a maniac, etc.) Or a bandit is far from clearly worse/better than a small local drug dealer.

How to become a developer:
1st Fuck it, fuck it.
2nd You make items that you like. Those that don’t like, don’t do.
Three Here you are the developer.

As a child, I was impressed by the beauty and unpredictability of our language. We had five years of such a divorce: you are told the word, and you put it in the phrase "I with #word# under the balcony". For example, "I with the dog under the balcony". And when it came to the word roulette, everyone began to rust, and I stood and amazed at the richness of Russian language.
Later I was shocked by the words of one of my uncles, who turned on the paved sidewalk.

Posted at 13:06, Wednesday
X: Yyy, what do we have an inuit?? to
Posted at 16:25, Wednesday
YYY: all standards
Posted at 16:25, Wednesday
The most important thing is to answer in time :)))
Posted at 16:26, Wednesday
YYY: Well you also ask what is going on with inet at the moment when something is wrong with inet.

A forumman placed an advertisement in the branch "Real Estate", but instead of "House on Varaxino" (it is a distant suburb of Izhevsk) was sealed and it turned out to be "Dam on Varaxino".

The moderator moved the announcement to the branch "Sex".

Sorry the artist is not Russian, I would order a painting from him
YYY: What is the problem?
xxx: just that with my knowledge of English will sound like 'I GIVE U MONEY, U GIVE ME PICTURE, ALRIGHT?'

(Discussion of screenshot with Sean Bean)

This is Ted Stark!
YYY: It is right! Only in the film "Anna Karenina" 1995 :) apparently, he is here Vronsky)
yyy:...although with his luck he should have played Anna :)

What do we give to Dr. Lenke?
zzz: she epilator wanted or fan
xxx: ah, if the hair on the legs does not shrink, then at least the laying will do

xxx: How do you strike the barge of the civilisation into a crowd of people who are not heavily captured by stickers?? to
YYY: It is great
zzz: well why, there at least the word "how" without errors

That our at the championship played no worse than Spain and England, and then at least once their game would be compared to the Brazilian.

Everything is told on TV. Accident on the road, shooting. One of the participants says: "I wanted to scare him with a traumatic pistol, and he got a rifle."

Lex: And I am satisfied with my salary (Imagine it happens). I think how to explain to the bosses, so that I am motivated by removing responsibilities and responsibilities - that is, ideally at the top of the career forest I should not do anything for the same money)

This is the reward:
And so that you do not get up twice: weapons about the "unrecognized human larvae," all march to read developmental psychology, at least a textbook-christomatics for psychophagians to begin with.

If you read carefully, you would understand that the people are mainly not so much against children, but against the fact that parents take them to places where children have absolutely nothing to do and have nothing to be - in cafes, bars, etc.

My husband and I are on a trip to the UK soon. Both speak English approximately three times. My husband is also a vegetarian. We rehearse the dialogues:
I: Well, let’s go into the cafe. You have to say that you are a vegetarian. What will you say?
Oh my husband, oh my husband!
I am :D
Husband : What?
I: You said you are a vegetable. It is vegetarian. How do you know what kind of vegetarian you are? (Well in terms of ovo, lactose, vegan)
The husband, thinking how to say, scratches the tail: -Aim hard vegetarians!
I will bring you a stone :)

No fuck to fuck! - And immediately with such a polite voice to the second - Sergey Viktorovich, more cautious.
Reminds me of the joke:
Grandma, dear, please take me by the hand, fucking - so together.

Where can a beginner programmer work?
Freezing the carrier.

I moved to a new house and here in the course of a week under the evening, the cockroaches were ripped out cm 2 in length, they were easily killed with a tap, usually with one blow, but here, at the end of the week, the ONO was ripped out cm 7 in length, with wings, with goats - from the taps, the poison does not take it, what to do with it I don't know, one will cope with it can't, runs there here for three hours probably...
WOW: Well what I need to teach you, Chuk, is the boss, take hilla, tank, three dd and goo on it, maybe a bit of something will fall out...

If your wife insists on installing beads, do not resist. There can be up to 10 bottles of beer for cooling.

From jabber conference dedicated to the Haiku operating system:

* Guest 1 feels great reading in the Microsoft Exchange web interface, via Linux Firefox, email from Apple tech support: "Open Safari..."