Yes, and I almost forgot the main thing: every long object that breaks out of the earth slows down the rotation of the Earth!

Yy: So this is why the New Year will come faster if you go to bed.

Normal (including mentally) heterosexual men simply don’t notice other men’s legs. And if you think about the impression produced by the legs - then on heterosexual women. And the comrades, apparently, every moment are forced to suppress in themselves inappropriate secret desires, this is what they all have to do. It is bad that such mentally unhealthy comrades began to rush to set their rules to normal people.
By the way, just men can almost completely get naked, absolutely without causing inappropriate attention, they have strategically taboo zones in anatomy significantly less.

Gorbachev says the signs of a new Cold War

The first thought: "He is still alive, wow".

And to learn a language at the level that will make you feel more or less a full member of society, it takes a lot of time and money.

It is possible only with time. Half an hour every day. No misses, even when your favorite hamster is giving birth. And free self-taughters can be digested in the amount.

In the sale appeared “Orthodox” iPhone 7 for 199 thousand. The ruble

From the news text: "All smartphones are consecrated in the church".

XXX: With them there will be VIP privileges in the temples. They are allowed to catch Pokémon.

xxx:...And here the bored viewer may ask - did the pirates drink el?))

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The Irish are so bad 😉

xxx: So what is there pirates that el - yes, rum smell))

Excuse me, and the recording? To get excited before an abortion?

xxx: If before the abortion, it is appropriate to drink hyacinth, then it will be a little before that - other goals will appear, physiologically important)) And drinking rum is not worthy of pirate honor))

yyy: Well, after the el, you can effectively write on the crumbling fitil of the enemy cannon - and protect the native shun from the nucleus on board)))

xxx: A strange and demoralizing picture of the enemy))

Yyy: Not the word) You can, by the word, and on the enemy: from the matte or half-back)))

XXX: Indicative non-verbal humiliation

Walk with my husband. The lighthouse stopped, he looked at me, then his face changed and he said with a panic in his voice: “I left you a salmon! It was delicious ". Then he shaded him and joyfully added, “It will be like a protector, from other men protecting.” And I don’t understand, the ring on the finger and the baby in the wheelchair that, no longer work?

Serega and Danya arranged a top prank that went out of control
xxx: Stretched construction fence in front of the door of the universe
XXX: Now everyone is approaching and turning
XXX: Oream

On one site, from the series "Question-answer", went to see the answers to the question "How to hang on the door pen?". Now contextual advertising insistently offers to buy me "stylish door pen from Italy". Not a rope though.)
But most of all, I was sick when at work, in the neighboring office, I sat on a ponto office chair for half a minute only once (sitting in silence!) And the contextual advertisement showed me this chair. How? →? to

The happiness of a man is not in what is given to him, but in the ability to successfully dispose of all this.

New York, the 1950s, almost fully assimilated family in the Bronx. The son has graduated from school and is seeking to master new knowledge in a higher education institution. He prefers California Berkeley: first, far from his parents; and secondly, this university was already famous for its liarness and freedom of morals.
The father, realizing that he cannot fail to fulfill his parental duty, accompanies his son with a penetrating speech.
and Yakov! I’m not going to tell you not to smoke, you’ll smoke anyway. I’m not going to convince you not to drink – that’s not the situation. I’m not even going to warn you about the inadmissibility of uncontrolled sex – you’re young and hot. I ask you only one thing – don’t get married to a chic.
and Dad! As is possible!! However, we have preserved some of the tradition not to marry non-Jews!
But Dad was in great doubt.

Yasha went to the other end of the United States of America and immediately plunged into a seamless student life. No, don’t think – he studied, but at the same time drank and smoked. And somewhere in the 3rd grade, the young man was fascinated by a girl from another faculty - a white-haired beauty with Swedish roots. Sympathy was mutual and at a certain stage of relationships Yasha offered Helena a hand and heart. Ura to!
But in response he heard a broad explanation of the situation:ly the girl grew up in a deeply religious family and environment, with daily reading of the books of the Old Testament, where the main character is the Jewish people. And Helena is ready to become the wife of the representative of the chosen people. But she is deeply aware that she must be worthy of her chosen one and, like the biblical Ruth, she must join the people of the Covenant, taking on all their laws. Go through the Gyur procedure.

And as much as Jacob did not persuade her, explaining about opium for the people and medieval obscurantism, the girl was relentless. Over the course of the year, she attended special courses, studied laws, customs and basic prayers. Finally, the rabbis drafted a document, Helena plunged into the Mykva, leaving there with the name of Ruth-Haya. And then - the wedding rite "hupa" according to strict orthodox rules. The elderly parents were not present, but they were waiting for the young on their Atlantic coast.
And at this time, Haya built a Jewish traditional lifestyle in a rental apartment near the university: with shabbat and other attributes of centuries-old tradition.
Finally, New York parents cannot withstand and with tears in their eyes on the phone demand the arrival of the young.
Okay Dad. We will come to you on Sunday.
Why Sunday, why Sunday? Come on Friday for the weekend and get there!
Oh my dad. I told you what happened in our family. Why do you have these problems at home: shabbat, candles, meat and milk, pots - you have long been used to all this. I will not get used to...

After a bit of silence, the father breathes hard and says:
And I told you, don’t marry a chic.

I read the Bible, I went to church... The book is better.

For women, communication is when the mouth is ventilated. It is not necessary to listen to the interlocutor.
I showed my mother a video. He noticed how he communicated with his neighbor. They are standing and talking to each other at the same time. My mother didn’t understand why I laughed. At the same time, she listened to the voices on the recording and said, "Oh, that's what she was talking about!
I fell and began to roll.)

Nick> Different types of translit interfere sometimes more dangerously than vodka with beer.
Nick> “How lvjonok i 4erepaha peli pesnju.avi”.
Nick> 4 years old. by Blythe, Blythe and four.
Nick> The Four Herpes of the Moscow Herpes.

<xxx>Talking with a colleague, she complains, carefully hinting on the inconsistency of her image and expressions. She is justified: “Don’t pay attention – I’ve had a tough day... the last six months.”

On the occasion of the arrest of the host Pavel Lobkov, who walked around the center of Moscow in the costume of a member.

and Spring! The leader, celebrating, walked through the center in the form of x@i!

Comments on the Tamagochi release:
"The main task of tamagochi is to make the user suffer))"

Pizdec, blade, a great thing - a layer, even an adult person carries it in his hands without much joy, trying not to shrink too much, dragging it on the asphalt. But at the age of ten, the same man dragged her to school and back when he went in the shape of a children's camp with a daytime sleep after lunch. Now I understand that we must have been prepared for the worst, hardened, sown off the weakest.

In such moments, I understand that I shouldn’t complain about my childhood.

XX: "Ohuleards of rubles", the day began with a new word from the palette of the great and powerful! ))))

The Olympics)

Zzz: The Mouthcells

Straga: I burned the engine in the vacuum cleaner, I go to the spare parts site and see my engine with the tag "SALE LEADER".
Think about whether you should buy a motor or not.