xxx is. Hi to
YYYYY Salute to
xxx is. Are you here?
YYYYY I am here
xxx is. Gray Guth
YYYYY I think we just got a new pop hit.

You will not escape from fate. Today in the admissions commission I saw a questionnaire of an apprenticeship student born in Tuapse, who graduated from the Technical School in Norilsk, now living in Rybinsk and submitting documents to Yaroslavl University for the specialty "Tourism". This is called calling.

XXX: Sorriga in September I'll explain what such a pipet)
yyy: sounds threatening
Zzzz: Has it not grown up yet?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! to
xxx: agas as teeth : milk, native
The milk pepper :D
YYY: the heat
zzz: native pipet - also fire))
YYY: Can the girl meet you? Is the pipet already native?

See also: A11 What should you do if you are hit on your left cheek?

1) to give up.
2) Take the right side.
Remove the enemy’s scalp and eat his liver.
4) Back home, complain on your blog.

YYY: I like three options.
XXX: I am a humanist. I like 2 and 4.
YYY: No, I am a humanist. I don’t want to be left in the world to live with fools who hide people on moradas.
XXX: Have you ever read the definition of the word "humanist"?

Well, you know, it’s a pleasant feeling when you buy something you don’t need, but your heart is so warm that you have it.
I married so.

with children
XXX:"... Behold, my aunt, a believing man who keeps fast and goes to church once a week, says: "Now it is not possible, blasphemy!". At the observation that nothing blasphemous they did, the mother-in-law switches into another mode "Russian spirituality bla-bla-bla, plant-posadit must be, this is ours, Russian, what they were bitten on!"Then I say to her: "And what about all forgiveness? Your main, Christian, principle, which I first get an unforgettable silence, and then: "Look, go to church, talk to your daddy, you will understand everything."
We are such. This is not exactly you and me, but two-thirds of the population.
YYY: Do you have two-thirds in your family?
ZZZ: The tear in any family is at least two-thirds

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My husband is English-speaking, but on my birthday he always signs cards in Russian. This year I open the envelope and read: "I love you porn". On my faint face expression, he said that the last word must mean the whole. It turns out he hit the Google translator xxx (smiley for kiss))))

*Comments to the survey "Beer or Girl?"*
Masterstop: The girl of course! Try to have sex with beer.
Try to drink a girl.
Masterstop: Fair

The task of 1C:
a request to create a superuser "Anarchist" who will
The right to edit any documents backwards.

of Irkutsk. Commentary on the film.
Impressed by the operator. The feeling of being in the cinema...especially this clumsy director’s move – people getting up and going away.

has now stumbled.
My friend, a former classmate for as long as 10 years, writes that she went to a dating site and there she writes a boy 19 years old.first he threw her compliments.then began to offer her a cunny, type very want him a woman older.she sent him accordingly
He writes anyway.
The culmination...

my parents up to 7 at work and no one will bother us, well what you complex

Now a little swallowed. I went out to the balcony to smoke, in front of the house a kindergarten, which I once went to, I stand, smoke, children on a walk, I hear not the usual children's range, but some walk-building song. Well, little, learned and all that and suddenly I hear such a roar of some aunt, apparently an educator, "Do not break the system, your mother! Pull the socks! Who is Marching?Something is wrong with this kindergarten today.

Asked the accountant what to do at work if suddenly nothing to do. I was advised to learn to tie.
Now it is clear why they have flower pots in wrapped blankets in the office, wrapped curtains on the windows, and a bookkeeper in a wrapped dress.

I have nothing to do with my husband:
“Let’s play Batman, you’ll be Batman and I’ll be a Cat Woman.”
My husband is tired:
“Let’s be a cardboard woman, and I’ll eat you?”

A friend went to rest in Sochi, told a story
In short, in front of me lived a nice neighbor, with mommy. The neighbor's breasts are three, the face is cute, everything is cool. Eventually, I gathered forces to get to know. I knock on the door, she goes out, in a towel, apparently after a shower only. Well, I say, “Girl, I liked you very much, can I get to know you?”" she clothes on a cushion, one uncomfortable move, a towel on the floor, a second break, a whisper, and then her mom goes out of the pool. by Fuck. I was losing my stool and rejoicing at the same time...Imagine my eyes when a naked girl is standing, whispering, and her mother goes and sees all this...the next day they left. But now I can tell everyone that only when I try to get to know the bodies are dressed right in front of me.

In the "European Union"
A 50-year-old woman buys a memory card for a digital device. With her a girl aged 15-16. Well, the consultant showed them everything, established, broke the check. And here he asks:
I wonder, why do you need a map? You have one right now.
And it is filled.

and pause. The consultant looked at the other and said nothing to them!!! to
And they went away, happy with the purchase! 😉

I wonder how many of them have such "filled" memory cards at home? ))))))))

To know a person well, you need to get drunk and sleep with him, although... with men enough to get drunk, and with girls... enough to sleep.

He is so tired of looking for his only one that his hands fall.
I am tired too :(

The doorbell at the threshold of Jehovah’s Witnesses
...
Do you want to ask the creator?
– Oh, Mom, here are Jehovah’s Witnesses, call the police?