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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №140493
 14.04.2017
The most profitable is selling weapons and drugs.
Forgotten about organ trafficking
C: I didn’t forget, I just didn’t post my plans.
You don’t drink, right?
R: What do you mean?
C: Well, you offered me human and organ trafficking.
I started building a business plan.
C: You could be a part of it.
C: or in parts
C: No, not so: you would be part of it))
R: Rather, it would be organically supplemented)
It is very accurate!)) Give it five!
Q: Can I send it to you by mail?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №140492
 14.04.2017
When relatives have an exacerbation, it is very important to turn off the light and throw a grenade. I came from a walk, I dressed the child, my mother came to visit and began to take the brain off the threshold. From the section "will only be followed".
M: You probably forgot to buy me soap! A clean Thursday! What do you think? How could you? An ungrateful creature, a stupid crown.
I am borrowed! I bought it and put it on the shelf in the kitchen.
M: You definitely bought "H" and not "U"? Probably confused!
I am: "X" Lie on the shelf.
Then there is a flow of consciousness mixed with insults and phrases "your life is fucking! "and the son of Marwanna has achieved everything!". He takes soap. is leaving.

I eat valerian, I try to distract myself - I open up some joke test. On the question "what you associate with the family" I hang, because they offer photos of cake, dogs and a picnic, and I have nothing but a steel pile and in my mind it is not.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №140491
 14.04.2017
Today’s weather is so good that I’ve seen the center of the solar system!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №140490
 14.04.2017
“It is only one way to prevent the ‘colored revolution’ in Russia – to start already dealing with the economy of our country.”

c) Otto von Bismarck

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №140489
 14.04.2017
Gladiator battles in the remson.

Spring has arrived, exacerbating the population. Together with astute.
There is one camera.
The American Passat B5.
and EZS?
and yes.
43,000 in exchange.
What if I leave mine?
Why is she to you?
I sell.
Murdoch will be killed.
It is not your business. How much to remove?
and 7000.
Is it oil?
and ah. With the sunshine.
Which?
and refined. 1 liter for ladies. A kilo of potatoes.
It was a long time, but I came with the ACP.
I look at his purchased box – I don’t actively like it. Flows atf, the oil smells of burning friction.
Where did you take her?
The man has one.
Write it up.
He does not respond.
Probably not working.
You say that you want to take money out of me! I know you!
and OK. The money forward. And sign here that we are not responsible for the result.
What if I don’t sign?
Then take the car.
He signs, but he signs. Waits for the take-off of the acp, throws it into the trunk of a friend and leaves.
He comes for the car tonight. She is not expected to go. WOW, scream – “You put it wrong!“”
I meditate, dreaming of bloody vengeance.
Take her!
and 3500
For what?! to
For my country, my son.
I have you, you have me, everywhere about you... what a boring...
But I want to give it so that I hold my hands behind my back.
He pulls the ashes into the neighboring boxing room with colleagues.
The FFU.
In the morning his astral brother calls. I also bought – I want to put.
For your dead box, you are ready to do it.
and OK.
Bringing the car and the drill box that we removed from the car of the first frame. It is impossible to make a mistake - I pulled her shell off myself. They say Moscow is big. of the village. Not the world is a thin layer.
I begin to crawl. I call the owner. Moore so and so. Just removed this ACP - it is not working.
In response to all. and double two:
You say that you want to get money from me! I know you!
Fuck you, the goldfish.
We change, we put, we start – it doesn’t work. Who would doubt.
Oh, scream, I will tell you all, scammers.
The telephone call is clearly turned off.
The mood grows in the eyes.
Do you want me to be sold for a gift?
Where will you find him for me?
In the neighboring box. I will call my colleague.
Sasha, when will that pass out?
Tonight at 6. How did he borrow me...
Do you like to watch bulls?
and?
You will see today.
She was sitting until evening. Six, seven, and eighth, no one goes away from work. My employees, regardless of families, are waiting for performances.
And here...oppanki...and somebody from the straw came down, probably my sweet one is going...

It was worth it. The battle of the two pitches raised the mood of the whole reembassy. In the course of the play, they even turned the hose of work (which I kindly put up) - and rolled in a brown hose, hammering each other on shameless haras. I was filled with the laughter of the full hyena and gave advice.
Put it in the dog! Go to Husains! On his eggs, on his eggs!
He also whispered and whispered.

Then the battle of the sides passed to the moral side of the matter. Thanks to my peacekeeping efforts (and he even called you a Sidor! You are naked. And the yellow fish. Yes to! Yes to! The Frog! And the Earth Worm! The discussion was deemed unconstructive and continued.
For 30 minutes, they cheered our shameless eyes. They split up friends to see anybody else.
What to do? Our work is boring, we don’t go to theaters. At least what a fun.
And a damn.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №140488
 14.04.2017
For three days in the Kremlin, they are feverishly looking for imports of what the US would ban them. How did everything needed: iPhones, cars, planes, yachts...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №140487
 14.04.2017
A bird-eaten spider is fun. Large and swollen. You open the door to Jehovah’s Witnesses (almost prohibited in Russia) they tell you about the guard house, and Vaska looks at them from his shoulder and rubs his legs.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №140486
 14.04.2017
XXX: There is a proposal to postpone our meeting. It is Easter! I need to paint eggs with the kids. The husband alone can’t.
YYY: I don't want to offend anyone's religious feelings, but I have a suspicion that we are not allowed to go to heaven for a very different reason, not because someone's eggs are not painted :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №140485
 14.04.2017
> the pocket of the cock is not wet

Oh, here is where you are hiding, the wicked warrior of the android reptilians from Nibiru! The spacecraft has been looking for you for a long time.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140484
 14.04.2017
and max:
You will not believe
and max:
drowned my phone in the pocket of the jacket that was on me) dried it out. I put my phone in my pocket. The pocket of the fox is not wet and there is water left in it like in the aquarium, there is the phone and drowned.
and max:
fucking

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №140483
 14.04.2017
> Which parallel world are you from? And here somehow the average man always wants about twice as much and more often than the average woman would have enough.

A normal world, a classic healthy devacha with a width of two modern standards, with a scarf, potato, round cheeks, more appetite than a man and the same, ghm, energy. It’s just like a blessing ;)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №140482
 14.04.2017
Russians expect “European” changes in the PDC
The rules of traffic are planned to be as close as possible to European standards.

Comments:"What are the European roads?"

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140481
 14.04.2017
- %sysadmin_name%, I was told to clear the cookies and cache in the browser so that I would see the site admin.
and clean up.
I cleaned it, it doesn’t work!! to
How did you clean?
I don’t know how to clean it!!! to

So we live.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №140480
 14.04.2017
XXX: We all gave kids at work
XXX: In honor of Easter
YYY: Hoyacees appreciate you

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140479
 14.04.2017
On the eve of the anniversary, I drank a little and decided to download the song to the ringtone. I took 180 rubles, but nothing happened. And the song, actually, produced by the Siberian punk group and is called "30 years - there is no mind". Now I sit down and think — not just that I wanted to put her on the ringtone...

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140478
 13.04.2017
People with certain mental illnesses are prohibited from getting married.

Only not for the “preservation of the genome”, but because you don’t use vegetables to make yourself a sex toy. Vegetables may not like, and can not object, only complaining washes. It, indeed, will be grieving, because the body has been formed as standard and is experiencing a constant painful need, but it is at least not as terrible as giving to someone's arbitrariness the hell won't tell you what fantasies.
And this is not due to specific diseases, but to deprivation of capacity for aggregate severity. Yes, acquired (meningitis the same) - too, although it does not affect genes. It is not necessary to attribute the level of thinking of the grandmother on the bench with fascist mockups such as "they are psychic, they were forbidden to do children!" to the current legislation, and much more it is not necessary to justify some other fascist mockups by allegedly existing analogues in the legislation.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140477
 13.04.2017
I do not understand homophobes. Why can’t they just admit that they hate homosexuals because of an old good instinct that combines sex and a position in the herd? Ordinary atavism, like the horror of cockroaches or the desire to show who is the main here, even at the expense of themselves. Fear of blood type. Or almost all-around love for sweet and fat. Or look at people who are disgusted. Or the xenophobia. Instincts formed at a different time, in a different environment, and have not had time to fade out because of the slowness of natural selection. Why put large demagogic explanations under them? Still so understandable...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140476
 13.04.2017
I want to ask if anyone hated the silver bracelet with a butterfly!
If anyone finds me, please write me in the Ls or in the comments.
Yyy: I didn’t find, found an orthographic heart attack!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №140475
 13.04.2017
When I was a kid, my girlfriend and I often walked in the sandbox. Here she told me the story that one day she dug sand and dug it to such an extent that she saw the subway running trains. I believed and digged until night, until my parents took my hand, and every time I came there and started digging. I was very upset when my parents told me there was no metro in the city at all.

[ + 22 - ] [11 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140474
 13.04.2017
Thinking before sleep: why were the Germans in the First World War the Boschi, and in the second - the Fritschi?
YYY: Bosch is a surname, Fritz is a name. The number of families has increased for the second time.

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