Hello, are you speaking English?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx is?
YYY: We have an old prede, when I see it, I start to get nervous. He sees that I’m nervous, begins to get nervous himself, and he’s getting more pressured. That’s why I don’t go to English.

Let’s meet if possible.
Kendi-chan: Do you need it?
Arthur: I want to
Kendi-chan: Okay, my name is Valya, I am 26, I have been married for 4 years, I have two children: Vanka and Olka, my husband works as a sanitary and I am a sewing, it is nice to meet.
Arthur: Contact removed itself

Lise> How immoral is it to fuck a student for a fee?
Luckily people> if you fist, God will forgive you

Unspoiled spy...
The pedestrian.
The letter “T”!
The topbus!

ххх> I was most surprised that in business correspondence with the municipality I was forbidden to use words such as: shuhali? Did you fuck? What a fool you are still working!and.

From the AIDS Info Archive:

Kosta is such a busy man that all of our dates took place in his car, and he was driving, and I was doing him mines on the go. In a couple of months, I visited all of Moscow, but, except for his member, I saw nothing.

How to bring alcohol to the stadium during the match. After a long post about where and what to hide, what not to do and so on, the comment is beautiful:

I work as a millionaire inspector at the stadium. Thanks for the clues. Let’s look at them all."

The top of pessimism is to shake before dating a girl :D

Handur
I stand in front of her, across the table. She looks at herself somewhere.
Then he looks at me with his honest blue eyes and asks, “Do you want to see my pussy?”
I swallow my neck, I approach her, and she looks at her cat there on the iPhone.

XXX is
Do you know what it is called, when one partner is brutally tortured by lack of courage, and the other does not give him?

XXX is
This is called "high relationships".

by Mibus:

HY is. A wife in Ashka wrote:

The daughter came from the street, and with her a cat ran, twisted a couple of seconds around the kitchen and back began to beg. The wife asks, “Well, what did he do?” and the daughter answers, “Well, what did he do?”

†Dead Soul† (21:38:03 31/05/2009)
Yoon, bot, you are the only one who answers my messages.

I-Bot / Translator is offline

†Dead Soul† (21:38:20 31/05/2009)
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XGate at 6:15:
In my absence he visited such sites that when I pressed to clear the story, I felt almost like a holy inquisition.

I live in communion. A neighbor walks around the room, cries loudly at her boyfriend. Her boyfriend is playing something on a compass. Half an hour of whisper was interrupted by his thoughtful voice:
If I had listened, I would probably have killed you.

Not original, but a fact.
You will break before a two-day drinking in nature, your legs, ankles and thighs, take a pack of condoms with you - and you can be sure that you will not have any sex.

FeRZ (15:33)
I cooked eggs.

The Prophet (15:33)
You say nothing to eat.
= = )

FeRZ (15:33)
The last two eggs
were

The Prophet (15:34)
O_O

This is what porn actresses think when she is ruthlessly tortured by 4 pumped guys in all the gaps?
Probably something like:"blin, you should not forget to wash dishes and walk with the dog")

I will fly tomorrow.
In the plane?
No, fucking on the shuttle!

Today I went out for a walk with my mom, I went in the car, my mom calls my dad (O). I pick up my phone as my mom is driving. The following dialogue follows:
A: Where are you?
I go for a walk
A: Are you going too?
I: Yes Yes
Q: What happened to the compound?

When I was 12 years old, I went to the mat circus, which our students led. And this is how I explained the solution to one foolish problem, constantly using the words "suppose", "suppose" and so on and so on. And when the student got my mumbling, he said, "Imagine a naked woman crawling out of the window. Suppose we miss it. Suppose we put it down..." When I asked to tell the sequel he said that I was still a little boy... And now the washing has been 10 years, and I have not touched how it should have ended, who knows?? to