What do you know about the North?
Dark: When I was a child, I went to Magadan with my mom... to the resort!

End of working day. I, a fat aunt at 40, rushed home and suddenly remembered the thought, I need to look at my cell phone. I entered the yellow sales network. The seller sleeps behind the monitor, but seeing me still rises up with the feeling of a rebellious zombie and almost the same look slips in the direction of the customer. I signal him that I’m just looking, and he can sleep further, but the guy is determined to talk to me. It adds. The dialogue between a sleepy seller and a tired me.
Good morning, my name is...! What can I help?
I just have to look at a new phone.
Do you have any wishes or requirements?
To be smarter than me...
A young man walks around the store:
Any model will suit you! A pause – Oh! I didn’t mean that!!! to

They both wiped so that the windows wiped! I came home in a good mood.

Yesterday’s call: Do you have chou puppies?
There is.
How much do they cost?
I answer.
and mmmm. Are there other plants for sale?
Not for sale.
and mmm. And we are still buying old batteries, gas columns. Do you have?

M in bed.
Woman is better than Ixbox?
M: You can’t compare! Wife is not a veil, but Ixbox is a thing.

The Father: The Father! As the Germans?
I didn’t see it, I saw it in the news today.
Son of Abbey
Father: my mother and I had a century dispute, I put on the Germans
and son =)
Father: If the Germans lost, I’t drink until the next World Cup
They could not lose)

The Habr:

Q: And how did the loaders plan to “transfer” the equipment of 2 tons, if even the blockages in the building do not withstand more than one and a half? The Terminators?
Q. In the chickens?

Sometimes, you read another nonsense and understand that it is useless, but you still read to the end.

xxx: My niece gave - saw in my hand ps vita, asked what it is, I said this phone, her answer: and why is it with buttons??? to

What do you know about confusion?
One day I came back from work, in the corridor of the teaser bowing up what it is doing. He knocked his ass on the machine and went on. I was ashamed when I saw my wife in the kitchen. The maid is now walking, skiing.

Absolutely salmon: I’m sure I understand everything, but why does my external drive computer recognize as ‘my little dick’? and.
Totally salmon: I start thinking when I see "Remove the device my litl dick"
Just salmon: Here and drink after this with the admin on Monday beer at work...

In a bowl of wonderful writing - comment to the video "s 9 wheels itashka fell"

xxx: Or have you seen a woman with a photocopy of a visa on her forehead or a tattoo that doesn’t ‘forget Nice’?
yyy: The area, the Schengen area, to enter here forever. Zone, the Schengen area, I am accumulating a visa on my chest.

xxxx at the Opera 7
XXX from 2003
xxx: this browser you really need
YYY: Why is he me?
xxx: he asks at the exit "Do you really want to close this session?")))
You beat the sick.
XXX: I knew you would appreciate it

Comments on the news on 4pda "Digma Optima 10.1 3G: Savings should be with GPS":
Yenot: "On the box, in addition to listing the advantages of the device itself, it is written that five such eco-packaging saves one tree, and the box itself completely decomposes in two months."
We need to stop pushing such a void and move on to the production of eco-packaging.
Interestingly, the device itself and its warranty voucher are also completely decomposed in two months.

I just got to El. I received a letter from June 15, 2011.
Post of Russia. Now in Mail.ru!

A guy with a girl in the store, the girl is pretty cute and slim shirt, looks in the mirror: @' Something I have a side. and. .' Guy no second without doubting : ' Boca you have in your head!'

They came to the conclusion that they didn’t need it, because they didn’t need the hipster army.
"Look, this is my first machine!", "Photo of my food in the soldier’s dining room", "Caraul, write", selfie on the machine. The last...
Definitely a shooting.

Forum of Freelancers

and AAA:
And as for the Fox Major, because of which a person was unable to fulfill promises, the logic here is also simple: the share of such Fox Major is insignificant, so that their presence can be neglected, and this will not be a violation of human rights, because the cancellation of the negative feedback because of the Fox Major is a voluntary (that is, a right, not a duty) manifestation of indulgence on the part of the client, and I (as a specialist and as a customer) against this degrading complaint.

The BBB:
Fox Major is a mud fox?

qqq: With the development of paid medicine, it should be expected that the well-known slogan "We are losing it!" will soon need to understand how "The patient is rapidly recovering, we have no hope to keep him under our care for a long time!" :-/

The match Germany - Brazil:

Anton: A little bad, in fact
I: Well, of course... they were invited to visit, and they came and hardened the owner in German.
Anton: = perfectly said