I was convinced that programmers were dumb, unspoken and untouched guys. In one hand they have a beer, and the other hand at the same time writes programs under DOS.

For the first time near the department... computer, I saw such a "programmer" with my own eyes. This child, old, cheerful and well-nourished, dragged a computer mouse down the hallway and talked to her about something touching. Sometimes I am still tormented by the question of whether it was a joke or a temporary obscurity of reason.

c) Guard-marine

youths
By the way

youths
Don’t think about not coming to work tomorrow or being late.

Odeon
Why is?

youths
Because I will not come. Your turn

Odeon
OK is

<dramele> I buy mac addresses from dead networks

by Neston:
Photographs are modified)

by Neston:
I have blue hair.

by Neston:
cleaved

by Marv1n:
I have a lot of pictures where I’m blue.

xxx: throw - scratched eggs, pulled out of the pants hair, long, female... to shave. I remember whose it might be. The tip is cutting, thin... your assumptions?
= is
Sonic: Raisa Ivanovna, the watchman.

Saladyn
Today I am interviewed by a 5 balbes.

Shurika
Bush to go?

Saladyn
I’ll turn on the music from WOW and Ambulance and watch the reaction.

Message in the news tape: Sobchak will be filmed for the gay magazine...
Yopta... A little horse... So also a horse... o_o

I’m not afraid that you’re a fool... I’m afraid that you’re right.

He: Walk the Sedni smashed the tuning UAZs. Haaa...
She: Sun, you are sorry for me, but for me the tuned UAZ sounds about the same as the melated cow.

I just realized that I was listening to slipknot - duality, that I had a 350-watt column, that now 23.00, the ancestors were sleeping in the next room, and that I had the door open to my room...

c) TBXin

- Zaipali, fools, shake your columns at 350 watts! With the power of the columns, are you trying to somehow sublimate your complexes? And the fact that you do not realize how much time and that you are disturbing people from sleeping - only emphasizes your debility. This applies to all the idiots who post quotes such as "Oh, fucking, two o'clock at night, the neighbors knock on the battery, and I scream to them in response and I don't hear myself - probably, really the music is loud, because I have such cool columns!
Beware of the wall, do not spoil the genome of the country!

Judging by this news:"V. Putin became the head of the Council of Ministers of the Union State of Belarus and the Russian Federation" Putin is Brain, Medvedev - Pink

Alena-Bryansk
Let’s be friends?

Alena-Bryansk
Tell me what is important in a girl.

Mike$
Fifth

Alena-Bryansk
Why it happened.

Alena-Bryansk
You can answer my question seriously.

Mike$
The Eyes

Alena-Bryansk
And all? = – O

Mike$
And the cane canopy.

joe_dante: BANTYC (or like it’s there) and titmouse are not the worst thing. And there are wonderful jays.

"Tajiki" (TAGIKI), who are convinced that they are "Tajiki".

"Mary Jobt" (mary_ept), who has yet to explain the nickname, but is very offended.

"Ovin" - a room for drying bread - (ovin), which turned out to be Olive Vineyard.

"Katupa" (catupa) who is sure she is a satire.

The pearls of my collection:

"Annal-alp" (annaalp) - who is sure she is Anna Alp.

God sent the crab to the entrance of 4 volts.
YYY: At "zero" the crown landed, will be turned on was assembled,
But the earth broke and the phase of the wreath broke.

Response to the resume sent to the vacancy "designer":

... having read your portfolio, we doubted the truthfulness of the summary item "I do not smoke".

28.05.08 00:43:43, kingofroad
North Carolina has passed a law banning oral and anal sex between non-family partners
In North Carolina, there is a law that states that if unmarried men and women as spouses fit together in the same hotel room, they are declared husband and wife.
In North Carolina, it is considered a crime to whistle a key in a hole.
In North Carolina, it is forbidden to use elephants in the fields.

28.05.08 00:44:30, kingofroad
I have to work in this state.

A friend of mine, a chemist, said that alcohol could be made from shit, and here is his statement:
1) We take the shit =))
When burned, we get CO2 + H2O
CO2 + 2Mg = 2MgO + C
3C + CaO = CaC2 + CO
CaC2 + 2H2O = Ca(OH)2 + HC_ = CH
HC_=CH + H2O in the presence of H2SO4+HgSO4(Kat)=CH3COH
7) CH3COH + H2 in the attack Ni(Kat) = C2H5OH!!!!!! to
Here’s you and the shit. 😉

But I didn’t believe it.)

The xxx:
The PSG has won again!

YYYY :
Who is? Where is?

The xxx:
Basketball players of CSKA became champions of Russia.

YYYY :
You are dumb!!! In the championship of Russia, the Russians always win. Congratulations to )

xxx: they have a sort of scuco harsh
XXX: There are no papers
XXX: There are two jars.

Google makes me think again.
at the request "how" issues:
How to let go please.
How to open a bowl with two teaspoons and a tapk
How to Unseenly Kill a Man
O_O