Nothing makes a smart person so rich as stupid people. (Movie is

I went to Moscow in the summer, in Domodedovo.
The aircraft was the old An-24.
On boarding at the airport in our NN-sk passengers were approximately
half a plane, but mostly Chinese, and all men
An intelligent look, a delegation returned from a business trip.
I have to say that the airport in our regional center is incredible.
It has not been repaired since Communist times.
Polished, with dirty unwashed windows, barely illuminated. by V
The building is always empty and cold, there is no waiting room.
The buffet, not even the airline box, smells like a push. People only appear.
immediately before landing.
The Chinese, however, seemed to have arrived much in advance and, looking at them, were surprised.
We walked through the desert wonder airport.
They passed the registration and began waiting for landing in the shuttle. Someone came out.
Aunt opened the door and offered to walk through the rain.
halfway to the plane. The Chinese were surprised again – apparently assumed,
They will not be taken, but they will be taken.
Arriving to the plane, the Chinese finally fell into a stupor: before them
appeared almost black from dirt and dirt, with a bunch of insects on the body
with propellers. Inside, everything was very crowded as well.
The bleach.
Have you ever seen white Chinese with big round eyes? No is?? to
And I saw... :) As soon as they dispersed, the Chinese got the flags, obviously not the
water and became nervous.
They flew without problems. However, the plane soon became regular.
falling into air holes. The Chinese sing songs. Our roots are.
On the approach to Domodedovo, almost before the landing, I was careful.
I looked out the window, some Chinese too. It should be noted that the AN-24
Illuminators are convoluted, so if you push your head, it's very good.
You can see not only on the side, but also forward. Before the start of the landing
I suddenly saw a burnt aircraft, like the Tu-134, with a crash.
The tail is carefully covered with a masking grid. I did not see him alone.
- A couple of Chinese, desperately gesturing, began to scream something to comrades.
Many Chinese people suffer from a cold sweat. When they landed, they went out.
very fast.

What was behind the burnt aircraft I never understood, the day before.
There were no reports of the accident in the press.
It was probably something like a wish for “Happy Way!”
by Domodedovo.

The inscription on the bottle with shaving foam in Hebrew:
“Please don’t open this bottle, even if you think it’s
that there is something else inside.” (c) Sj

We go out after the Limp Bizkit concert in Moscow, all on the emotions, we share the impressions.. And here a packet of Tajiks in the same red specials comes out on stage and break to the drums, probably to disassemble them )))) And there is a voice from the crowd: "BLUE!!!! This is Slipknot.! to

People are crying)

XXX: It was today! I bought a girl 13 roses for 900 rubles, sadly of course money, but shit! I go to the subway, a large bouquet, pink pepper fresh and smells, I look in front of a guy with a girl trying to get acquainted, and a girl looking at my flowers. The guy sits down, says let me buy a rose, I break, I picked up the spice, and he is not behind. Then say, let’s buy for 500! I gave him a rose for 500 rubles. Fuck, my girlfriend will suddenly think something wrong. While I was walking near the house of my girlfriend, gave a rose to the girl who passed by, I went to the house, I look and the girl is behind me, in the same house lives on the floor above, I think it was not on the same floor. Ufff...

Also in the section of proposals:

I offer to make an online store Bash, selling white bracelets :)
And also open the Zoo-Bash zoo store, which sells cats, Techno-Bash, which sells shredders and a special university for administrators with useful courses for life such as "how to properly weld pelletry")))
I am sure the people will support.

With respect: Palladium

The best examiners are men...because they don’t have months! >_<

This is because they divorced with these white bracelets... difference in color... in signs... in size...

In short: stick to your chest a badge with the inscription “I want sex” or “I want to meet” and go to the nearest place to rest. Anyway, they will understand and will not blur with color (type "AIDS patients in white bracelets").

And in general - to meet normally... with those who like, not those who are available. Per anyone who agrees with me...

XXX: I personally know a couple of girls with big breasts and shaggy brains.

YYY: And the two men?

xxx: what they advertise the Terminator every five minutes
YYY: not hiring
XXX: We’re going to get rid of it, what to worry about

From the forum:
People, don't tell me where to find or download the Japanese animated anime "Hentai"? And whoever I do not ask, no one has heard, knows or seen.

When you go to a girl, you need to have 5 things.
The first is a bottle of good wine.
The second is a box of candy.
the third, fourth and fifth are sold in one package)))))

Germany confirmed the sale of Opel to Sberbank, Magna and the GAZ Group "It was previously that in case of success of the deal, the Russian plants of the GAZ Group" will produce cars Opel instead of the Volga Siber."
The new Opel emblem will be a deer with a lightning coming out of his ass?

XX: Do you understand in the sword?
Yes, I ate the dog!

Those who send SMS to paid numbers in order to find out the results of the test for their IQ level:

Divide the resulting number by 2.

The guy (P) talks to his jealous girlfriend (D):
Q: - Manny, I promise, if we want to sleep with a girl, we will only do it with three.
What if I want to sleep with a guy?
Q: Then we’ll get a p*d.

Age of woman.
15-16 years old: What a beautiful boy I met on the street today.
18 years old: I will definitely find a super guy – a beautiful, smart, wealthy, preferably the son of an oligarch, with an offgenic car, a huge apartment, he will carry me on his arms, crazy love, drive every month to the Maldives...
21 years old: Well not necessarily the son of an oligarch, just that the apartment was, the car was normal, the earnings were not bad, and that he loved me of course...
25 years old: To find a normal guy, that at least not drink a lot, and not a drug addict, well, and not a shit of course...
Thirty Years: Cheat Me Anyone!

P.S Girls, I’m waiting for a response.

"Did we have a cow rage? Salmonella in eggs? The chicken flu? Now the pig... what else to wait for?Only the fish of schizophrenia remains..."
(c of the forum)

Send a friend SMS:
"Hello to Pedro! Forget about 150! and"
Friend - Pakanov, in the phone as "Paka".
Report has arrived. Fuck it!! to
"Delivered to: Father"
I am fucking!! to

KLIM (04:30:59 30/05/2009)
Offline message (29.05.2009 19:16:07)
Short time, you send SMS with the text pishem 35 to the number 6008 take 35 copies and you get 35 rubles on a mobile phone! Checked money is coming!I have already 280 rubles, I'll tell you later until the end and so far try it!! to

trolls (04:34:17 30/05/2009)
Time is short, you take a comrade, go to the kitchen, ask a comrade to pick up the refrigerator, dry your fingers under it and the comrade sharply releases the refrigerator on your hands, so that you, SUCK, can NEVER be engaged in such an affair again!!! No one else is doing it anymore!!! I’ll tell you until the end, and then try it.