From Twitter:
Famous Russian singer Philip Kirkorov found alive at his home

XXX: Playing with Words
They will avenge you and leave your vocabulary.
xxx and fucking
xxx: you will express the current with the words silk, drum and give

BylliSexMachine:Today two hours tried to find a girl on the network, in the end went to a porn site, teenaged and went to bed (
You are my friend :DDD

XXX: I watched the movie.
YYY: Have you played in porn?

1st So why do you wear a shirt with a shirt?
2nd Because I am washed.
1st Do you know that you can have two shirts?
2nd I know, but my second is winter.

In America it is Saturday, 13 days.
and
yyy: fu...left from life))
and
Well, for them the end of the world will begin later, but for us it will end earlier.
and
YYY: And they will still suffer.
and
XXX is AHA. And we will already eat ice cream and think "Fuh, what was the electric writer?and "

I wanted a cup of light, but there were no light bulbs, and my father took the last light bulb.
WADIM: And what now?
I'll be awarded as the most ingenious blonde! I lighted the gas with an electric shocker.
Tagged with: o_o

The girl in the questionnaire:
"...I use cosmetics from professional makeup artists, such as Max Fucker."

Mother (M) is working in the hospital. He tells us:
There is a patient with a 4-year-old child.

M is the name?
The boy: Perry
M: Please, but only out of the office.
His mother: This is my name.

Yesterday at work:
A girl from the neighborhood department comes in, listening to the dialogue:
We have a cake, let’s cook you.
YYY: Thank you, but I will not, I am on a diet.
xxx: And we have a weight loss cake, you eat it, and then after half an hour you sit down and think - I'm losing weight.
I only had one question: Where are you sitting? It is 😉

Fat strippers often bend the stick.

xxx:I recently thought that a person who does not take unfamiliar numbers always has something on his conscience=)

I’m sorry, but it’s hard to be silent.
Yesterday in the subway was witnessed a very unpleasant picture. A grandmother was driving with a cat in a cage and this cat was described, naturally began to smell. I was very surprised by the reaction of the passengers, they made a real show:
Some cried out that they would throw out the cat, others cried out that they would throw out the grandmother, most of them covered their noses and crowded as if something had happened that insulted them very much. One muddy even hit a cage with a cat's leg. One demonstrately stood up and went to the other end of the car. The guys in front roasted like idiots and ticked on the grandmother with the finger, one uncle poured beer on the cat so that it did not smell like, later the poor grandmother gave a cloth and began to wipe the floor in the wagon so that the passengers did not smell, she managed to give a cloth and knock a woman sitting next to her, demonstrately telling out loudly what she hates cats and what they are all ugly.
Guys, I want with your help to ruin all these fools thoroughly karma.

To all believers, to those who remember and to those who suffer. Go to Nashville!

Zoi

I encountered an article about how the victim of criminal dismantling (shooting) grown super-worthiness:
Surgeons managed to grow the cult from 4 centimeters to 22 (with a circle of 8 cm), aesthetically formed the head and inserted an implant so that the sexual organ could perform all the functions assigned to it by nature. Now the patient has a male dignity of extremely rare size - "in nature" such practically do not occur. According to the patient, in Chita he is waiting for a beloved girl who he is going to marry.

One of the first comments: "Do you want to shoot?"
and)))

Yesterday a girl in the size of 52 goes to meet me... Dressed in a black tunic t-shirt, unprofitably stretching all her numerous bulbs... And on the chest with large white letters is written: LITTLE BLACK DRESS

Sick stomach, brought to the ambulance to the hospital, sent for examination to the grandmother-gynecologist.
Do you have a sexual life?
I : No.
He looks at me with suspicion.
Grandma is sure?
I : Yes.
Grandma: Are you sure?
I : Yes!
So we write:"Negates"

Yesterday I was in their office, treating viruses. And if it were that there were more than 200 viruses, I’d be crazy about how they back up data! Every day, a specially trained girl writes labels of documents from the desk on a canvas...they have a collection of labels for two years! ! to ! to

She says, “Bring it up! Roast the whole!
He said, “I will not.
She (offended): Then I will not shave again.

20:43 for a minute
21:33 sorry that so long, I thought about sex with you and fell asleep