Balinez: Interestingly, what symbolizes the last sculpture (a naked man gives a sword to an unidentified face)?

I think it’s a monument to d'Artagnan, who lost in a duel at the casino.

A joke, a joke, and a self-driving.

sly: no, well car enthusiast - car enthusiast, but ask in the pharmacy condoms with a protector.

From the site of free ads: "I am changing gaming journals to hentai". Along the way, someone lost all his EGE in computers, now he is preparing for the army.

I am sad (I am sad)
Jess: What is it?( by
Katya: It’s hot, there’s nothing to breathe, the bite hurts, I want meat...
Katya: and swimming
Jess: Are you a man?? to
Q: Why is this always the question?? to

D: Interesting, you and I will get to the role games. *SCRATCH*
M: Curious development of dialogue... well, the costume of a coffee schoolgirl you have
D: Who are you going to be? You might be a gardener. 😉
M: We need a combo and we don’t have a garden. I can be a sanitary.
D: also an option
The Russian sanitary?
D: And I’m all like that in beautiful clothes and with champagne))
M:..."Lord, give me this acid, give me water, right? From yesterday the truffles are burning..."
D: So go you))

"Lilu" blindness is when you are greeted by strangers.
“Lilu” stops, asks if Mom is healthy, if everything is well at work...
“Lilu,” you smile, you answer, and it actually becomes so scary.
Fucking...

In the office the word "hipster" sounded. When I asked who it was, they answered, “You don’t know? Literature should be read..."
Strangely, when I read “War and Peace,” I could not even think that I would be accused of analphabetism in this way.

He spent the weekend without his wife, with his children and grandmothers. I really wanted to hit someone.
The wife returned. Now I want to strike someone and her.

I ran home from the electric car, there was a rainy rain and of course the umbrella at home... and nothing could stop me except a Tajik who was marking under the rainy rain! At the bottom of the loose! Nothing bothered this man.

comment to the Samsung TV: the 3D effect looks good, watched a porn video in a stereo pair, so there is..and from the screen came out and heels struck in the eye to get...

YYY: Maybe I am unobjective.
YYY: But there are all the shit.
yyy: Yesterday I was taught how to close the program
YYY: The Senior Manager Tells Me
Press on the Red Cross.
YYY: p... c
YYY: to me,
Tagged with: ELFU98

xxx: when I was in school, twins were studying with us in the class, they were pursuing one on two, right - a photocopy :)

Letter to Dad:
I: Hello
Dad: Oh... Hello. Johnny is you?
I am UGU.
Dad: Jenny, I’m injured, call the veterinarians!
I: What was shocked? Who hurt you?
A bunch of angry cockroaches have eaten my hair!
I: You have a blaster, take it, get rid of it, I will soon...
Father: Oh... Okay Jenny! And bring with you the great clan of the Sandidemologists with their destructive rays! We need all the strength to fight this enemy!
I: Oh, and in white coats.
Father: With those who hold back soul and body, with the great and powerful bonding shirts!! to
I: Oh, bring me what you smoke.
Dad: Who is PA, Jenny? I am Jack, I forgot. I’ve only eaten a couple of walnuts since morning.
I: It wasn’t nuts, it was pure hashish Jack. Don’t trust the green monkeys, they all lie.
Oh God, you see them too!! I have gone! One of them calls me to eat.)
Greetings to Mom :)
Dad : Okay!

Have you watched Batman Novogo?
YYY: No
YYY: I don’t look at you now
I am not one, I am very interested.
yyy: voice set
Tagged: bullying
I am sober. Bridesmaids in the kitchen. And that foolish phone writes what he thinks.

The Japanese built a huge combat human-like robot, the cost - $ 1.3 million.
Ocelot30: $1,353,500... You can buy a tank! Although not human-like, but enormous and quite combatable.
mukizu: Well, for 2011, the T-90 was worth $3.5k, so you can’t.
Why the T-90? The T-62 is also sufficient for household needs. It is now cheap, only 5kk. :)
MikhailS: Sorry, but what household needs can the tank satisfy?! to
Gwinn: beds loose

X: Sliders say we are playing garage metal
U: And what do ornithologists and members of the society of fans of American bagged bobs say?
Z: They do not speak, they are stubborn

xxx: Today I bought a commodity from 1905, a gift to Rome, carried it back on the roof of the car, it fell and broke my roof...
yyy: slogan for NTV "Old insults have found a way out. A 1905 berry truck, taken from the Far East at the beginning of the Russian-Japanese War, broke the roof of a Japanese car in 2012.

XXX: tried or washed?
YYY: No
YYY: I bet the server
XXX is...
xxx: Goodbye to you
You could be a good husband.

I am looking for a girl for:
I am 17, height 190, weight 76 kg, bodybuilding something between sports and skinny, grey-green eyes, light hair... for the photo and phone in the medical character can not describe, but not yet who has not complained Please write comments only on the topic, I do not need any advice, etc.
ABCDEFu*k: Did not have time to complain. What is SO? Joint communication, family hostel, deer shooting, relationship building, super robbery... what? Well, curious for the sake of general development.
Evgeny27: I think the author meant a serious relationship
SO is carbon gas.