I went to work with admin. The first day offended professionally as soon as possible to offend admin.
In general, a girl asked the boss: "Who is this blonde?"

My friend told me a story today.
He has a friend, something always happens to him. Here are two cases from my life:

They went once in a small company into the forest, for mushrooms. I picked a fox. And so it happened, you want to believe it, you want to - no, bitten the same guy cloves. As he put him in his pants, I hit, but bitten... for eggs. Especially the egg. What to do? You can either lubricate with oil or put a light bulb to let the clot out. But with such a place to experiment with light bulbs is dangerous, you understand. There was no oil at hand. Nothing to do - took the lucky guy to the hospital. Semashko (the case was under Tula). The doctors scratched the tail and after half an hour the tick was removed. Everything is okay, they said who doesn’t happen :)
Passes some time. The guys decide to go into the woods again.
How this is possible and whether it really was, I do not know. The point is that the same guy in the same forest was bitten by a tick... Now for a softer place. What to do - went to the hospital again.
The doctors, without saying a word, pulled out the tick, now it is 15 minutes away. Nothing, they say, you know, a couple of weeks ago we had a tick guy bite for eggs.

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If the people support, there will be a second story :)
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knock on the door to the bathroom.
and Maria! Open the door!
No is! I am without a liver!
I have no lens...

and!! A reminder!! to

People, do not forget to pay for the internet!

Maybe I don’t understand something?
So explain to me, stupid, what is the pleasure of sleeping with a girl you don’t love (or at least do not respect and think stupid) and after sex to quit?
And why do everyone boast about the quantity, not the depth of the relationship?
Not understood!
Here are some considerations:
Who for a long time drove on the "classic", and then moved to a expensive foreign car - you now and look disgusted in the direction of these wheeled waters, right?
The same is true in relationships.
So fall in love comrades! You really love. It is an unterrestrial feeling, there is nothing better than it in the world. It changes you from within. Do not replace it with surrogates.

P.S And what "picapers" do otherwise than shit you can't call.
with respect, Kobzz, 22 years old, St. Petersburg.

Assessment Commission: Tell us in two words how your system works?
Graduate: It works very well.

<@g.> who knows the thread well in the hours?
<[npax]> @.g.I can normally set the time by the arrows.

Site of Dating
The princess is waiting for her prince on a white horse.
Address: Chita, Мямякинский district, village of Yelkin, cottage with the inscription on the fence: "Peta Pidaras", ask Frosu.

Commentary

As it turned out later, Petya was far from a pidaras, but just a horseback, as well as an excellent companion and a pleasant interlocutor.
Frosty is out.

Midnight: My friend sold an inherited apartment and bought an annual Infinity for a million. The boy (23 years of age in the GAI - year) rolled in hysteria - they in the GAI on the worst cars to ride "not comilfo" and he, the poor, feels damaged among the brave colleagues. Where is the evil, cruel, maniac comrade Stalin???! to

A fictional quote:
XXX is
Interesting, the man with the numbers to 030 eb guesses anything?

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He guesses that you, dear author, are a rare puzzle, because such a number does not exist in any of the regions of Russia. Go ahead!

<xxx> how well when the phrase "they lived long and happy and died in one day" refers not to the screws in the mirror

You know...if some organs or parts of the body are not used, they are atrophic.
YYY: I am writing them.
I mean, I am about the brain.
XXX: Even if you have noticed

This is the case with these bracelets.
I am 41, recently divorced, can I wear a white bracelet or will they laugh at me?

<%Zloben> Lord whoever heard more about such chips in general: Hana Systems =)
<ufir> the name somehow suspiciously benefits

Drunk in the shell. I do not remember anything. In the morning, I look at the text file on the desk right in the center. I open, I read: "To myself, a sober drunk: you, dude, scratch the joke on the screws, or I can find nothing! You can’t live that way."
I thought...

In Ukraine, if the wife wants to peacefully get rid of her husband, she buys him a motorcycle as a gift! According to statistics, on average after half a year, the husband is considered!"

by Alla Ivanovna! Fuck it!! to
Burko: Oh not there :)
Ivan Ivanov: Is it there?

Iri$ka (13:58:05 29/05/2009)
Brunette, breast 3 sizes, breasts like camel, pop 90cm, the baby wants and flows out of desire, I lie on the couch naked with developed legs... and what would you do to me?

Flawiz (13:59:25 29/05/2009)
The lobotomy...

I heard it in the subway. A woman asks a man:
Q: Are you going out now?
M: And what, can’t you see what?
(D): Man, first of all, I didn’t chame you, and secondly, you have something written on your forehead?! to

Only now, once again reviewing the cartoon "Treasure Island", realized that Jack Sparrow, compared to Flint, is just a boring shit...