News: "The Hobbit" will not be two but three
XXX: We need to shoot sooner, or Pedalff is already old.
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In the office lunch, people trint on the theme of the end of the world, the designer shamanizes something in corel'e (in headphones)
The conversation is coming to an end, everyone is divided by workplaces.
I hear the designer:
So what about the end of the world?
We decided that it would not be, we sent a request for consideration.
Remember, without TZ I will not paint the end of the world.

The virus has eaten my flash!
M: Please format it.
J: I can not. I have my diploma...
After receiving the diploma.
Give me your flash.
M: Where is yours?
J: I threw her out.
M – Why?
She is infected! It cannot be formatted because it has a diploma.
Tagged with: "facepalm"

How is the pattern gap measured?
In the Dolls

My wife sent me a SMS:
I saw a man in the subway ballerina, who is very well known, I do not remember the name of Pakhlavidze or Cyclopidze.

A friend calls in the evening before the weekend and asks, “Will you go to the lake overnight on the weekend?”
I think there is no money, the company is unknown, and what I haven’t seen on the lake, I answer: “No, I won’t go.”
On Monday, a friend writes to Skype: "You didn't go, I had to go with three girls alone."
The Pizzeria.

With VIO:

The question:
My husband and I have lived for 4 years. I am beautiful, beautiful, God has not defined forms. Sex is regular, almost every day, I like the variety. But recently found in the browser (accidentally) links on the site with naked grandmothers chewing themselves with oils, you understand in what poses and what demonstrating....and in the washing machine his "carton" pants. I don’t understand why he needs it? Very offensive. Why this happens? I begin to dig within myself and find no reason. Help to find out.

Solarisdream: finally buy him a pair of regular cotton-paper trousers. Man suffering in cardboard

You know me all my life, I always have my eyes in a wet place! I always cry when I read books, when I watch movies...I’m sorry for everyone! How did You, my older brother, ever think of recommending me to read this book of ice and fire?? to

Mary: I am so dressed in a soldier's uniform, I wear a hoodie and hide my hair under it, I go to you in the army and serve there with you, or I still do nothing at home. And if they disclose it, I will go to the chief of the chiefs and say this: chief of the chiefs! Do not drive me out. I am a convenient option! Then the enemy will come and say, “Satan, surrender! You have them, and we have them! And here I run out in what my mother gave birth, only twisted as a sweet yovich in the fifth element. They are very heavy. Okay, so we are retreating. and here. Conclusion: fewer victims – more precisely one (my conscience).
millions of lives saved. Everyone is happy, everyone is happy, everyone is happy.

A friend, a system worker, who is now in the United States, tells us on Skype: the employer demanded a mandatory psychiatric examination, otherwise he will not be allowed to work. From Which? Well, we go somewhere in the outskirts of Manhattan from the next customer, on the mobile phone I discuss with the boss further work, plans, money, etc. At this moment, the dotted door of some gray-sharped building opens, the painted girl on her high heels flies out, and the mail immediately opens the window almost under the roof and the lady, with an openly impregnated voice, announces the whole street:
"Thanks to me! Don’t go without Gandalf!"
The conversation with the boss interrupted in the most interesting place, I could not speak anymore!!! to

How was it with Jan? What did they?
WOW: How about what? What could a guy and girl do both in the evening, while no one is at home... We smoked and watched cartoons)))
Then you wonder if you have trouble with your personal life :D

by Samarina
I have studied here vacancies." desirable position: a massage worker. Count *additional skills* - shooter of some category there with the right to carry weapons"... harsh night massagers went O_o

QC (10:05:00 31/07/2012)
And I once had an MS, who came late in the evening, cooked dinner, stayed for the night, ate breakfast in the morning and left, and so on several times a week. I was not sorry absolutely, but it was hard to take the bags out of the store. One Saturday morning we woke up and I asked him to go out to the market with me and bring food for a week, she said it was the hardest. He said OK! I only need an urgent matter, but in two hours I will come back and go. I haven’t seen him again :)

Where to go on vacation?

on Friday

A good place)

Engaged in love with his wife, reached the peak at the same time, rested a little, his wife turns and this:
So great! Can I kiss you for that?

Fuck, the boss burned:
The designer in anchor breaks, there is a dialogue:
Looking for treasures in the desert?
There was no, let’s go!
The Boss:
Whoever doubts, would not shout: - No, let's not go, let's do better with accounting

What do you think is most beautiful?
Except for the tits!
ZZZ: The Intermediate

Finibut: Interestingly, if the planet is overpopulated by cats, will they be able to seize power and rule the world?
LSOUL: They are doing that. Why overcrowded?

virneon: I love manuals: you want to find out which side to put the negative in the scanner, you come to help, and there is written: "Put the right side".

XXX: ivi app for iPad today released erotic and a number of children cartoon. What if I am not there? and :-)
YYY: So you’re going to watch the cartoon ;)