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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115153
 22.06.2015
In one institution, the lady, following the entrance, constantly hangs something endless. Instead of security, there appeared vessels.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115152
 22.06.2015
As a beginner gardener, I googled a lot about all sorts of different tomatoes and vegetables. I got involved, curiously. But the garden is the garden, and the flesh is sinful and sometimes demanding. And here I go to the site with content 18+ for people to watch, and there in the contextual advertisement of the "tomates", to "bean seeds". Arbuz even fit very harmoniously.
In general, I am now when in the garden beds field, I am waiting, when because of the bush, the gardener will come out to me with the tool of the root to loosen.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115151
 22.06.2015
XXX: I finished the universe
I am now either dying at 27 from an overdose.
80s or 60s of boring life
XXX: I don’t know what to choose.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №115150
 22.06.2015
I decided to go home, took a ticket to the top shelf in the plate, a book, water on the road, and the desire for 4 hours of travel to get a little sleep. With me in the companions was a student girl, a man, under her, who read the book all the way, and a woman, 65+, under me, about her and my story will go. In the wagon heat 35 degrees or more, on the upper shelf is impossible, but when the window is completely closed, the woman becomes cold and she starts once every half an hour to check the window, if I did not open his such an ended herod, and she checks him knocking on the weight of the wagon themselves, after some time she ceases to like a bottle of water standing on the table, and she wakes the girl to clean it, at this moment I decided to go to the toilet, and upon returning they made me clear that my shoes should not stand here, here a 20 minute stop in Baranovich, and in complete silence you can hear how near us buried a man, to this run of the day with the words "how he had to" and "he stumbled on our moms, woke him up with some screams. In short, to say that she hated the half of the wagon is not to say anything... And the man is reading all in the darkness of the wagon his book.....And here our queen something did not please the conductor, which she stopped and began to report and here FERIA!! Our male puts the book aside, loudly on the whole car, with pain for all the years lived and longing for all his surroundings - "MARINA, BLATH, LIES AND SLEEP, ALL BLATH, HIS LIFE IS THAT CALCLE OF MEAT, THAT ISMORE COLD" and continue reading))))))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115149
 22.06.2015
So do not touch those who are born with other attitudes to life and reproduction. They are not perverse, they are instruments of population regulation.
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The whole problem with this mess is that people are wildly dissatisfied that someone has an opinion different from their own, and that is not even the right/wrong opinion. Someone needs to convince me of this, JB.

If there were people who wanted to have children, having them and rejoicing in this, and people who did not want to have and rejoicing in this lack, everything would be wrong. But they can’t just rejoice in their possessions, they need to convince the unbelievers. The Dolphins.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115148
 22.06.2015
An intelligent person is not one who never thinks badly, but one who thinks whether to open his mouth and say what he thinks.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №115147
 22.06.2015
A 6-year-old girl found a spider in her room.
He comfortably splintered a small spade in the corner.
Suits to me:
I take care of the spider.
I am :
How do you take care of him?
The Chad:
I am not killing him.
Great foreign policy.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115146
 22.06.2015
When the inventor of the USB port dies, his tomb will first be lowered into a pit, then raised, turned over, and then again lowered on the right side.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115145
 22.06.2015
Indeed, you have a child, you scratch problems for a lifetime... Then let’s not have cats and dogs!
by *****
Let everyone decide for themselves, right? Something is not heard everywhere whispers from happy dog owners "you do not understand what you are depriving yourself, immediately take the dog, egoists!". Dogs and children interfere with strangers when they crash directly on their way, not by the very fact of their existence. What is the problem with childless people is the question.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115144
 22.06.2015
The life expectancy of the laboratory rats, who were most often shown to their superiors, was significantly lower than that of the control group.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115143
 22.06.2015
>> otherwise bigger than a girl not to become

In the sense? Who should she become? A mother with a big letter?
There is a lot of pathos in this whole topic. I have children. It is normal. No, it would also be perfectly normal. Having children doesn’t mean anything. No too. Absolutely by. Especially in the context of world entropy. Wë at the end of the day all will die, calm down now.

[ + 29 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115142
 22.06.2015
Now they are "Real Long-Term Drivers" by Discovery. We need to go fast, otherwise we will break the deadline. Another extra week - and we fucking, here every minute counts. Replacing the diaphragm in the brake cylinder is heroism. A night in a prairie without a coffee and a shower is a deadly danger.
The Pizzeria. I risked my life and health.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №115141
 22.06.2015
Soloviev, who rested in Italy, came and again began to tell the Russians how the EU is rotten.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №115140
 22.06.2015
discussion of the film.
A lonely old house in England wakes up every thirty years – and demands sacrifices.
Any house after 30 years requires sacrifices.

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115139
 22.06.2015
Sd: 1924 Russia is crumbling into the abyss
Sd: 1941 Russia is crumbling into the abyss
Sd: Russia is falling into an abyss
Sd: 2015 Well you know.
A: The gap is broken. Because he understands that if Russia succeeds, then everything is a pebble of abyss.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115138
 22.06.2015
I don’t think that the daughter of Midas became a golden statue, but the mistress and he touched her himself you know how :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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You argue as if sex is to get rid of. Not the first time I see. If it doesn’t work out in life, watch porn.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115137
 22.06.2015
Lubricants “From Anushka” slips like oil!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №115136
 22.06.2015
I work as a tester. One day I open the app - the basic functions do not work. Go to the programmer:
What happened?
He is so proud:
I found the bag. and repaired.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №115135
 22.06.2015
This belief of children that the childless simply do not understand what is lacking is surprising.

Chudakulli apparently belonged to the kind of joyful people who sincerely and faithfully believe: what he is doing must be liked by everyone without exception, just they have not tried it yet.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115134
 22.06.2015
When I saw a geo-targeting ad "Girls from Ekaterinodar" on a porn site, I thought they had a slightly outdated ip-address database. 95 years somewhere.

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