The first, the second and the potatoes.

Guy, I'll reveal a secret to you: the only thing you're checking in this way is which girl wants to get married more.

xxx: earlier about the end of the video said the inscription at the end "The end"
xxx: now - "Subscribe"

An old joke about gifts:
A wife complains to a friend: “My husband, a cattle, gave me a vacuum cleaner for my birthday. She decided to take revenge on him and gave him a gasoline for his birthday. So, this goat rejoiced like a child, just jumped to the ceiling.

News of the day: Trump Jr. reminded that actor Samuel Jackson was going to South Africa, actress and singer Barbara Streisand - to Australia or Canada, and singer Cher even promised to fly to Jupiter. None of them have yet left the United States.

Bohemia is everywhere, neither of conscience nor of honour...we too are cosmopolitan...
Stiva: And singer Cher is still a cosmonaut...
The Wild Chimki: Space Pilot
SaSH2009: Write the cosmonaut correctly.

Women’s forums are a separate circle of hell. A friend told me that from the servers, where space and woman are hosted, at night a snake whistling is heard and the smell of sulfur is spread throughout the hall!

If spiders have caffeine disorders in coordination and spatial orientation, can coffee be used in a super-criminal plan against Peter Parker?

ууу: from the man in the subway so smells my foam for the bath that you can close your eyes and imagine that I am lying in bubbles )))

I woke up with someone breathing over my ear. I open my eyes, the sweetest Labrador dog stands. My parents remembered my dream 20 years ago when I was a child, but my parents couldn’t afford a dog because of the apartment and neighbors. And now that I live alone and in a spacious apartment, decided to make me such a gift

We periodically form a company of ducks-requeteurs in the park. They run after young children and pick up corn.

I have no soul with her.
You should not have anything to do with her.
You must stand by her.

> There are useful tips to give loved ones on the holidays.

Do you want a lifehack? Nothing for each other. And spontaneous gifts during the year, when you see a sticky thing or when a person needs something and wants to do something pleasant. It works in times better than showcase bonds.

Spring is here, and the sounds of spring are heard from the window.
The singing of birds? The March cats?and :)
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A bag of potatoes.

I would give him a bag of onions for the next celebration. And let her think: how many more she gave and how to react to choose him.

The truth is, a prostitute who does not meet one.

At first, everyone agrees that marrying fools is a bad tone, and you need to filter out such characters before bed - at the stage of first dates. And when it comes to how to distinguish a fool from an intelligent or a merchant frog from a princess frog, it suddenly turns out that it is not very ethical to check people and do this only by scapegoats.

This is the current 6a.

My girls are divided into two categories.
Those who do not want to meet me.
I wonder why girls don’t want to meet me.

<xxx> Chemicals are such chemicals. In calcinated soda there is no calcium, in sulfur ether - sulfur, and in carbonyl iron - carbon. Everywhere there is carbon in any gland, but not in carbonyl iron. How is it?

gift bags and other vegetables.

There are useful advice on what to give loved ones for the holidays.
All of them claim originality, but offer dumb household appliances, phones, and various small nonsense.
One gave me something new.
Make your favorite cleaning in the house.
Invite the cleaning brigade (and the company’s advertisement went).
I presented in horror. Like a couple of babies will be prepared in my sweet, crumbling nest, and everything there will turn up the bottom, climb into every corner, wash in dirty underwear.
I would hang myself after that.
But first I would shoot that fool.

They go into politics in two cases:

Either the business failed, or the business succeeded.

I go on the bus. The morning.
There is a woman with a 12-year-old boy, sitting opposite a girl, more precisely sleeping.
The dialogue between them:
Girl (touching the shoulder), please give a place to the child!
With difficulty opening her sleepy eyes, she tries to understand what they want from her. He addresses the boy:
Do you have two jobs?
and Nea.
Do you study from 8:30 to 17:30?
Up to 13.
Do you sleep 4 hours a day?
He turns his head.
Can I continue to sleep?
Actually what she did.
What a dissonance she caused between the nearby nurses!

When there is no corruption in the country, micro-liters rush on the haieves.
When corruption – Bentley is dragged down the road.
It is easy, brother.