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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №115133
 22.06.2015
A broad gesture from a harsh Chelyabinsky man:
came to the date unshaken, in trends (pockets and knees have long been pregnant)
with a chamomile ripped out with a root somewhere along the road
I said "I want"
Go to Race.
Before sitting down, he pulled out of his pockets a bunch of messy raffaellocks on the table.

Surprise your ladies :)


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115132
 22.06.2015
Go to Google. While looking for the ice cream, I forgot what I wanted. Thanks to Google!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №115131
 22.06.2015
The whole family was in the zoo.
I’m a husband: Dear, until you photographed us you didn’t have time to lick the alpaca. She is so pleasant to feel!
Are we going to IKEA from here? Here I will bite!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №115130
 21.06.2015
Congregatio: People who cook according to recipes found on the Internet, and who get what is on the photos to these recipes, who must be killed to get into your sect?! and :(

Ketenkrad: I do not know. Cooked eggs, for example, are exactly the same.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115129
 21.06.2015
Discussion of the upcoming drunk in the pub.

I haven't drank for a hundred years.
Yyy: I am also %))
Yyy: I’m looking forward to how embarrassing it will be x))))
YYYY: The photo must be taken!!!!! to
XXXX: Logical Conclusion of HDDD

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №115128
 21.06.2015
Announcement from the website:
"Diversity is required for production in Sergiev Posad
of obligations.
Do not drink vodka!and "
Experienced guys

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №115127
 21.06.2015
I read the scratches, laughed, but I can’t get past here anymore. I am personally disturbed. very very. Cultivating hatred for mothers and children. I hope this terrible fashion is to insult and mock parents with children, when it ever goes by.
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As soon as society ceases to knock people in the head with a hammer about the ‘principal purpose’ – there will be a reaction. After all, WHAT you need to be to question a single girl "why you don’t get married, you will soon be too late"? As if she doesn’t want family happiness, or as if that happiness can be built with any child who looks at her. To find your only one - Daticho, stupid, you have to give birth! And a lot of nonsense about all there "watches" and "glasses of water". Ask the married couple “When” and “When” at all. Those of your “mothers” with their burning brains can’t imagine that a couple may have reproductive problems, and such questions – like a tick in a solar plexus?! As soon as happy mothers-fathers leave the childless in peace (they will leave them together, you should not regret it too) - so will the childless stop protecting themselves from you as they can.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115126
 21.06.2015
I received an email from the job search site that I found a job "System administrator". I decided to see.

Configuration, maintenance, diagnosis of the local network, computer and peripheral equipment of the enterprise, servers
Work with the enterprise system, knowledge of 1C, Internet, installation, configuration, maintenance of user programs
Development, maintenance and maintenance of the company website
Knowledge of CSS, HTML, PHP, JavaScript
Creation and editing of the website
Creation from scratch andining company groups on social networks
Experience with Adobe Photoshop, Corel Draw

Porzal, sent a response where honestly stated that Corel Draw I do not own. They probably won’t take such a seedling.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115125
 21.06.2015
I am a great designer. Playing with flowers, everything is done.
Play the letters again (TM).
And already. I put my tattoo on my penis, I play the fonts. Sometimes just such "Bold" is luxurious.
I thought *
But more frequently.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №115124
 21.06.2015
...: From myself, as an experienced, I will say that animal defenders are not yet bitten.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №115123
 21.06.2015
XX: Could mankind come from another galaxy?
UUU: Yes, it feels like we were kicked out of there for bad behavior :)))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №115122
 21.06.2015
I read a local newspaper about three students who wiped out different jewelry from the store.
xxx: including coral collars ("krali" in the local dialect)
The title of the article is incredible
"Three Kings Killed Kings"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115121
 21.06.2015
My husband talked about equality.
In the evening I got the same portion with me for dinner - a little rice and vegetables (I am quite enough, the man is obviously not)
I did not want to be more equal.

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115120
 21.06.2015
In the norm, if the paths are taken from +9 (it is difficult to find paths), it is necessary to tighten the castes of the pain of the estate and create a const with 3-4 bodies...". Pain of possession... Pain of possession... PPC. To understand what this meant "more or less" I could only say it out loud.
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
And I did not understand anything at all, I already said it out loud and read it back and forth. I think it’s a piece of Ramayana, and the ‘caste of pain’ is the khatria, and it’s about their possessions.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115119
 21.06.2015
I’ve learned how to start, charge, or simply place spaces!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
You’ve had that way of going to another room and forgetting why you came and then coming back and remembering? You may not answer, I know what happened. So if you force yourself in the same place to think about something, about something specific, then in the future, returning to that place, you will remember again what you thought about. This could be called a spatial reminder.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115118
 21.06.2015
The four-year-old son has a home name Kotya or Kotik (derived from Constantine). On the other day in a conversation with a colleague completely on the machine said something like "We Kitty learned to make tea himself, in the morning we and my husband bring", in the face of a colleague realized that something was wrong. Then presented in this role a real cat, I understood what exactly.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №115117
 21.06.2015
It is said that Fyodor Konyukhov, every time he goes on a trip, actually tries to leave Russia, but he was not told that the Earth is round.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115116
 21.06.2015
Context advertising has finally removed the vibrators and offers investments in gold.
As for Midas, we continue. Forget about Maze - you are behind, you need to add.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115115
 21.06.2015
When Chuck Norris looks the truth in the eye, she turns red and turns her eyes away.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115114
 21.06.2015
The six-year-old said that the children are dying in the house.
We were five, the oldest went to study, we became four, we need to get somewhere new.

Luckily for my wife.

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