The relatives who watered the former bride with dirt issued, among other things, the following: "and she was often ill, it turned out, chronic, if we knew before the wedding, we would never have taken into the family!"

Now their son has a new girlfriend, and I really don’t want to go to visit them: I’m afraid, I won’t stand and ask the girl if the future beets approved her medical card.

X: Strong Scottish Boy's Vooyin Strongly Binded
Y:...and also a sweater and a hat, and a full kit.

How to Write the Word Assassin. I remembered as sin (ass as sin)

But in order to be a surgeon, each student must bring a sample of his handcraft, a brow there, or a socket bound...then it will be visible who will be able to sew the liver, and who will be able to crush the corpses.

And in the story of a bag of potatoes, there is a lack of point "and from the bag you have a dress shaved". Not enough woman for such an eagle man!

I sent my tickets to work email to print in the office. Google looked at the dates and times of the departure and marked them in the general working calendar.

XXX: He is a strange guy.
YYY: Is it so?
xxx: he does not go to the concerts of his favorite group, because he fears that when during the performance of the song the vocalist will silence specifically (to sing the whole hall), and he will forget the words and he will be ashamed.

Jack Yablokov
You can lie in the grave and do nothing.

[FastKirik]
How to break up???? to

Jack Yablokov
Do not show all the merits of this choice, or people will start to think!

I do not want to disrupt the established idyll, but the real underworker is actually a human being.

A bag of potatoes

People so joyfully discuss the guy and his heart affairs, and at the same time the hypothetical QI will give hearts. And no one thought that this, sorry, cowboy meets two girls at the same time. As I think - yes, it's such happiness as it is with potatoes, what with pants, what with an iPhone. The best gift from this one is to let it fall into the fog and not come back.

xxx: Well I don't know, I naively believed that there would be quite adequate people in the library forum, but after reading what's going on there...
xxx: You know, I prefer a forum under the title "how do I sauce member" read, there even the title will match the content.

yyy: If the forum is old, then almost 100% that about the member there everybody is tired and there is either a hohlosrach or something highly intellectual.

Large store, browse on construction and housing. goods, I drive with a wheelchair past the garden / garden tool and I see a huge price on the grable - "Grable CIA" manufacturer China.It became interesting, called the guy there in the department and decided to ask what the grable is special, what the one stumbled on - "that you conspired something!?", " ordinary grabbles!"
XD XD XD XD

Will you miss me when I leave?
M: Did you not say how you treat me yet? and ;-)
Yes, I respect you 😉
M: I will be missing at least because of respect. :D

Imagine how happy they would be if we didn’t come!
Yes, we have to go!

Of course, there are situations when a bag of potatoes is really a gift.
And in general, such "tests" completely destroy the desire to continue the relationship. If I was really better only because I could consider this attitude to myself as a joke, I would be better left alone.

A professor came up with a light sword.
If such weapons were available, the world would be destroyed in a week.
XX: From carelessness would cut each other’s limbs
Then they cried and cried.
The whole of humanity in one phrase

A resident of the UK discovered gold coils in a Soviet tank.

of course.

In every Soviet tank there were such clusters - they drowned dirt from the boots. and what?

Elections in South Ossetia. Candidates: Tibilov and Bibilov. Lack of Dybala.

The first shook the dissatisfied face and questioned, “Are you serious?” Is this a gift for me?" The second laughed fun, the next day called for lunch with soup, fried potatoes and cake with potatoes. Part left on the "in the courtyard on the bench plantation, the mini-garden will". I don’t need to say who I chose.

The one with a larger chest.

When I was 5 years old, I was given a toy machine (without bullets). I rushed into the whole apartment with anxiety, killing enemies. Then I didn’t find anything better than sending a trumpet on my mom and "shooting". She fell on the couch and "died". I ran around her for about 20 minutes and tried to revive her. Eventually I sat next to me and just cried. My mother stood up and calmed me. Per it was hard for a small child, but now I have a complete prejudice against any violence.