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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №12622
 13.11.2008
As a result, we decided to go to the premiere of the film especially dangerous. We entered the room and sat down. A couple were sitting above us and discussing the trailer for the film:

There, by the way, Angelina Jolie Habensky kissed...

He said, “Whoever gave her to kiss Habansky, I am not worthy to kiss Habansky.”


[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12621
 13.11.2008
The xxx:
I have trouble sleeping. He is too little. And problems with work. She is too much.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12620
 13.11.2008
It remains to create the project SHIT Happens and throw there quotes about losers with T9, writing in the wrong window, etc. and so on.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12619
 13.11.2008
I want to fuck with you.
DiMoS: virtually not interesting
Koshka: I am already wet
DiMoS: dry fan

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12618
 13.11.2008
That’s why I love watching pirates, not theaters.
Ark: I loved it, too, until my mouth was filled.
Foundry: for what?
Ark: well, the phrase "Light went ipatzzo, that person on the floor alive, yesterday with a lie watched this henna" in the movie theater at the session of Pila-1 was a bad idea

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12617
 13.11.2008
Inscription on the back (seems to be different people)

Kura
stupidity
Procedure
It consists of 3 parts:
Carburetors
Ventilators
The speed box.

Since then, it has been my favorite office.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12616
 13.11.2008
<< what do you want to paint?
>> the animal that I associate with))
>> but not the carpenter
<< and why? to
>> because I am not a carpenter!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12615
 13.11.2008
Today it is 11th! And you know what it means?)

She says: Oh, of course! It’s already 11 o’clock) That means it’s scary to think about!!! For 10 years we have lived in symbiosis.

World of Warcraft: Wrath of the lich king!

She is fucking!)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №12614
 13.11.2008
Q: Didn’t you get rid of it by chance?? to
YYY: Not by chance. Years of exhausting training.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12613
 13.11.2008
5 years ago I watched some Pindosovsky documentary about traveling in Mongolia. The leader approaches the Mongol and says in broken Russian: "You understand Russian? Have a vodka? I would buy." English commentator: "Here came a local resident. Trying to talk to us in Mongolian".

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12612
 13.11.2008
Kis (20:48:29 11/11/2008)
I feel like a man. Divorce for sex. I bought Gandhi. Flowers to give him.

Kis (20:48:46 11/11/2008)
I catch him.

Kis (20:49:19 11/11/2008)
I will take you home soon, so that no one will hurt you on the road! Yesterday you just went from me, I send a SMS - you came? The fucking.

Vita (20:52:45 11/11/2008)
And you take him for a fuck and all the things.

Kis (20:54:17 11/11/2008)
by Fuck. I am already excited by the word "Incoming" in gmail.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12611
 13.11.2008
Correspondence with one of the department employees
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Do you know what a new ATM has been put in place?
How is it different from the old one?
HH: He is another. He has that gap for more money there.
WOW: And what?
Oh, how do you not mind. The more cracks, the more it gives!
I like the course of your thoughts! ?))))))))))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12610
 13.11.2008
Inscription on the kiosk:
Lord, do not break the windows, the mules chew badly.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12609
 13.11.2008
When I arranged for this job, I thought I would be a good administrator... Now, fucking, I understood why all the administrators are angry!!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12608
 13.11.2008
Dance "Under Verka Serdjucka" is the most undisputed proof
The origin of man from monkey, Darwin's theory.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12607
 13.11.2008
How are you at work? Too little too?
We have a crash!
- O_O
What is the surprise?
I thought there was a crisis, there was no work.
What a situation in Moscow? ?
Just like in the world.
I don’t know where the boundaries of the world end in the bathrooms ?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12606
 13.11.2008
You’ll scream when I get to your anal, shit!
WOW: When you get close to it I'll turn 360 degrees and give you a fuck off your feet)))
XHH: Sash, turning 360 degrees does not mean turning, but making a circle.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12605
 13.11.2008
Iriska (02:48:42 11/11/2008)
I froze

Reget (02:49:00 11/11/2008)
Do you want hot?

Reget (03:12:05 11/11/2008)
In short, a shob of hot sausage, a cold winter evening or at night, you make hot tea while the tea boils, you go to the refrigerator, you take the sausage from there, cut off it such a good, juicy piece, concrete whatever it would be, so that it does not fit in the palm, the tea by this time should boil, boil it, put it to cool a little, now we start to warm up!
with a piece of sausage you go to the quietly sitting and thinking what you are doing on the knot, friend, the main thing is quietly and not noticeably steal! and with the rush to stick a piece of sausage to her by the laundry machine, preferably by the hole, preferably by the ear, but you can also by the oral-matyugal, a friend of shoe from such a supply begins to mord you! Now we need tea! It is important to get into the kitchen in time, where it becomes hot sweet tea, this tea to drink a crazy girlfriend so that she calms down, let her sit and cuddle, the tea perfectly tonizes and puts in order the nerves, and you at this time are sitting next to you and heating up from the adrenaline and the joy of the affair you turned over by the firm recipe of Uncle Serohki for heating, everything, phenito, the goal is achieved!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №12604
 13.11.2008
Dion (22:34:06 6/11/2008)
Wake up and sing!

Dion (22:34:06 6/11/2008)

poprygun (22:56:44 6/11/2008)
I do not sleep. I will not sing. They will not understand. I am held here as a psychic.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12603
 13.11.2008
XXX is
22 inches cost 6 thousand.

YYYY
Increase the member?

XXX is
monitored

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