You begin to realize that you grow up when you absolutely don’t like things in shops that you used to like, and now you want something more serious.
yyy: uhu((( I used to want a black leather coat, and now only the seller who sells it((

One persistent hacker named, named, and then began sending angry text messages.

"Do you want to go out? This is not ethical."
Mother of May, the Ginseng. Do you miss Katy Perry?and "

One is better than the other 😉

When you get used to a girl a little, she somehow becomes the most beautiful.
When you get used to a boy a little, his jokes seem funny :)))))

Question to ask.ru: How to become better?
The answer is to find the worst! be friends! Play in contrast!

I am working on repairs and periodically get me to repair the utyga.
Judging by their design, they are developed by the most talented engineers.
And these engineers also love rebuses very much. The curtains are shorter.

They say, if you do not come home for a week, and then declare with drunk friends and someone else's grandmother in an embrace, even the wife - a doctor of philological sciences and an intellectual in the fifth generation will say, "Well, go all our...!!“!”

Questions and Answers from Google

How to tie warm socks from cat wool?

1st Take a cat.
2nd Drop the insight.
Three Dress on your feet.
4 is to smile.

There are things in each of us, all the value of which we only understand with time.So, for example, I don't remember when I took the diploma and what he was about, but my daughter is drawing on drafts from him for the third year)

Talk from marketers:
Q: What is the budget for this event?
There is no budget! Start with "Free"!
Q: What if you do not agree?
YY: Then for food!

I found it in 5 minutes :)

What do you know about carpets?

I’m going to a yoga workshop today with my little carpet, followed by my grandmother with a big Persian carpet!

I brought a cat. Such a red, with tight ears. A loud infection. It seems that there is a dynamic with an amplifier hidden there. I began to think how to name. I have to call it "J", I don’t know why. Well, I don’t care about birth, I didn’t take it for exhibitions. But I think "J" should at least be present. In general, small, red, loud... The name of Jelsomino is self-titled. So they called.
A friend calls and there is this conversation:
Tell me what the cat was called.
He is small, red, loud. Guess three times.
Is it Jiggard?
and :)

No guy, the phantom ringtone sometimes is not only you, I, for example, often works, here or the static, or the ghosts of old phones lived in your pockets ;-)

advertisement on the wall in the toilet of the Belgrade bus station : "please not to use the advertisement as toilet paper";

from the film. This is my daughter, she has an open gunshot wound." I tried to imagine a closed gunshot wound, a little brain not broken.

I am a mysterious woman.
“No, dear, you’re a woman, you know!

I can understand three Japanese words.
But in the text, it is shit!
Fuck, fucking from the street!! to

Hahahaha, I slept all night yesterday.
Woke up at night.
And I dreamed of ghosts in our apartment, in general, it was a little brick walking around the apartment alone.
I walk through a dark apartment.
I sit at the computer.
15 minutes sitting.
Susanna shuts off electricity
I bleat alone in a dark apartment with a whore in my head
This is all shit.
I go to sleep
At 8:00 a.m. someone calls on their cell phone.
Unknown number
I answer, I say hello, and there are the Sukanazuzwuki of the moving train.
YYY: There was a wheel knock there?
Tagged with: ahah
yyy: cool, I would give it up

pappabear: like girls it is not easy to live... they have to add the letter "a" after each verb!)))

We are an invincible people!! I watched the discovery tonight. The program itself. They showed about the Antonov-225 aircraft, as it is tested after the flight (shortly, technical inspection). Chassis check, the front wheel is not cleaned - a serious problem! Voice after picture:"The fault of the hydraulics of the front chassis was corrected by corrective actions on the control panel in the cabin"... and on the screen the Slovenian pilot with rage pulling the rubber up and down!!! to

Choose a shorter. A game for Google or a forum.
xxx: I have half a night, I don't want to decide anything, I want to eat, sleep, on vacation and on handcuffs