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[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91185
 16.12.2013
Italy

A police officer accused the girl of sexual harassment for kissing him in a helmet.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №91184
 16.12.2013
Once she got drunk.
I dreamed somehow that I wrote new methods into a class of people, tested on myself. And I understand that the water reception function is broken. I rewrite, I need to sweat, I wake up, I want to drink. I drank water again, I fell asleep, I write down the function and I am going to test drinking milk, I understand that I am waking up now. I wake up, wondering where to find milk. I go to the neighboring block, into a room with a friend, open the refrigerator, drink milk. I go to sleep. In my dream, satisfied with the correction of all the bugs, I write everything I wanted. Whether it was written in C++ or Java, I did not remember exactly.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №91183
 16.12.2013
At night an accident at the factory, caused... trouble running, in the morning let go to sleep, before going to bed decided to sharpen the sandwiches with milk, went to the refrigerator got a pack of milk, a knife, a plate... cut, blatant, a pack of milk...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №91182
 16.12.2013
It is ignorant for men to turn their backs, and women are polite from all sides!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №91181
 16.12.2013
Multi-office building, line to the cafe. In the turn, a girl like FIFA, with all her appearance shows how disgusting she is to stand next to this man. A sad guy thinks about something. Suddenly he gets caught up and asks Fifa:
Please give me a salad.
Zero attention, turning to the windows. He touched her shoulder carefully. Fifa is angry:
Do not have hands!
The guy looks at her confusedly and asks absolutely seriously:
Is it a villain?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №91180
 16.12.2013
Childhood is when you watch Tom and Jerry and rejoice at the mouse and be amazed at its cleverness. Maturity is when you realize that Jerry is a finite muzzle, and becomes a truly miserable cat.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №91179
 16.12.2013
This morning I learned a lot about life.
HH: First, you need to sleep out. Second, the appearance is deceptive. Third, manna grain is very similar to sugar, and tea with manka is, szuko, unfavourable.and ((

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91178
 16.12.2013
to this.
In short, the girl Sasha, a businessman, 25 years of the family, knocked a nail in the wall. There is no hammer. Drying is uncomfortable. And in the corner there is such a red, carbon dioxide fire extinguisher. Continue to continue? ?

Well go on. Give me time to come up with something.
Reference: in the carbon dioxide extinguisher 160 atmospheres, the thickness of the walls about a centimeter, the adhesive valve on the condos such a cutting, as at the entrance to the battery, about. Like an oxygen balloon in a miniature building. The carbon dioxide weighs between 6 and 8 kilograms, and it is unlikely that even Schwarzenegger will be able to hit them. To break it with a nail will take a couple of months. Accidentally breaking a check? A loud whisper and that’s all. Sinking on a valve in a tight room? Well then you would not write this, you would be dead from suffocation (well, carbon dioxide does not support breathing).
Well, write now that it was powdered or hardened, thin-walled.
cat, shredder, odmin, downboarder and firefighter.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №91177
 16.12.2013
From the course of genetics I took only one thing - that an experienced geneticist can literally stretch the drosophile's eye to his ass!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №91176
 16.12.2013
I struggled with him yesterday.
Isn’t it too early? It is :)
He didn’t take me out of the dance until I stopped.
At nine o’clock in the evening it should be done.
Gorets: Yes, maybe... He was probably afraid to be affected :)))
%) is always afraid
Gorets: Being affected by a cute girl is one of the most pleasant options for premature death :-D
The death must be synchronous, messier!

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91175
 16.12.2013
I buy cigarettes, I notice that the release date is 2012.
I: They have more than a year. Were they not ruined?
Seller (with an apathetic appearance and a characteristic accent): what a difference, still poison...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №91174
 16.12.2013
I bought an iPad Air!
XXX: Now I’m going shopping.
Yyy: What can be shopping after iPad?? to
XXX: I am a woman. I also need clothes.
YYY: indeed
A man with an iPad and can walk naked
YYY: Presented such an installation
Yyy: Stand in the center of Moscow in a row of ten naked men and cover up with iPads
Yyy: Under the Snow
yyy: It is called "apopheosis of consumerism"

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91173
 16.12.2013
Fuck the whole resource, click on your "contact".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №91172
 16.12.2013
xxx: maybe anyone knows in sql there is any limitation on inserted requests?
YYY: No
ZZZ: Only common sense

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №91171
 16.12.2013
Where do you want to go: to the forest or to the sea?
On the sea: ***
He: Okay, then I’ll buy a blue refresher for the toilet.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91170
 16.12.2013
I am talking about meat in the sausage.
In a cupcake that costs less than 150 rubles per kilogram and in a half cupcake that costs less than 200 rubles / kg, the percentage of meat is significantly reduced. And in the rest of the breasts and letters all add. This is what I say to you as a meat worker. And by the way, wash the sausage with the water you eat with the shell. Because the floor is dirty (the sausage sometimes falls there) and the boxes in which it is delivered too. Do not always wash your hands and keep your health safe.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №91169
 16.12.2013
I will come to power - I will introduce the death penalty through anal domination for unfair political agitation on non-profile resources!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №91168
 16.12.2013
XXX: How will it be in English? Technically
Tagged: geek
xxx: suck the tractor driver's dick

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №91167
 16.12.2013
Decorsys: The girl with the nickname Real Angle 91 claims to be the True Angel, born in 1991. When I said that she was indeed a stupid corner, she was somehow offended:

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №91166
 16.12.2013
of Novosibirsk.
made an order in the online store for the delivery of a plush mouse, he has been traveling for a week. And, today, decided to go into the trailer and see where it is, ready? In the rabbit! BL is! The cemetery!

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