We have a boyfriend and a girl at a regional branch. Everyone has their own family. Nothing special. I would even say that until today nobody knew about them. And today this Romeo, came to mind a brilliant idea - to conduct love correspondence through corporate mail, from which all the letters:

a) duplicate to our central office by mail to the secretary (extremely sociable girl);

b) duplicate to the post of the Director-General.

He was tired, you see, of deleting correspondence in the vatsapa every day! ! to ! to The rabbit is him. ! to ! to He cannot live without her! ! to ! to

A friend told me.

In the Khrushchev times his father came to GAI for the right to surrender the cat A. Theory he surrendered, then the site. Since the family had a motorcycle, he surrendered the site without any problems, and at the end he took a steep fifth with a whistle.

The inspector looked at him with a smile and said he did not give up. to transfer.

How did it go? #65311; The boy was upset.

And here is so. You cannot put your foot on the ground. - the inspector pared and added - it is inappropriate to distinguish.

xxx: Just got out of the blanket with the intention of still standing up finally, as immediately began to sneeze again.
This is what you are allergic to.
yyy: on the vertical position of the body
XXX: It would be sad.

She attached her belts to the last hole.

The case in court.

I went to one of the Moscow district courts. Time is 8:55. About 10 people gathered with me, almost all lawyers. Waiting for the discovery. At this time, police officers come out of the street, who lead a chain of blacks for deportation, tied between themselves by handcuffs. One of the policemen stands at the door and watches for those entering.
A conversation begins between the visitors:
The Mavericks captured.
The slave market. Purchased in people.
- No, these are not suitable for the arena, the barley will be cut on the plantations.
- They will be sent to galleries or to mines, they are fleeing.
When the whole chain passed, the standing policeman, having examined all who were waiting, raised the coat and issued: "Sebastian Pereiro. I have the best goods on this side of the Atlantic.”
The curtain. Then everyone stood silent.

Decl, offended by Basta for the "lochmatism", estimated his honor and dignity in a million. The court estimated that 20 times less. I almost agreed with Bastian.

Socks wrapped with scotch.
Under a bright lamp on the floor
The voice from the side.
Where your partner responds.

On December 7, around eight o’clock in the morning, an apartment on the fourth floor of Rovno (in Ukraine) burned. It turned out that a man to cook food, burned a fire in his own apartment, using a tire, which led to the fire.

PSC is clear!

Saltykov - Shchedryn Mikhail Evgrafovich: When in Russia they begin to talk about patriotism, know: somewhere something was stolen.

XXX: How are you?

Yyy: Yes, the norm on the cemetery I eat to decorate the grave. And you how?

xxx: take for two

One businessman hired a stripper for his programmers.
Yyy: If I had a stripper at work all the time, I would be stressed.
XXX: Your wife will probably be stressed (you’re working remotely)

A bit of scratch:
A bit of boredom:

My girlfriend is German. He likes to rate our sex on a scale from 1 to 10.
Last night we tried the anal and she cried the number nine all the time.

He cried out “Nain” or “Noin”—this is a joke.
You could still write "German, but we communicate in English", maybe then you would understand that this is a joke
The Germans have a reverse assessment of us. 1 is cool, and 9 out of 10 is just shit!

First they give birth to a child, then suddenly they don’t know what to do with him, then they start a war with him. The resulting creature writes here advice on raising the following...

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Just think about the level of development of the average citizen. It produces something like that. And many adults are grown up, but not smart children. The whole family has a large sandbox.

The director said to enter as credible test data as possible, so that at any time it was not embarrassing for the customer to show (previously in the text fields entered that on the keyboard will hit). People try their best, so I just saw this question-answer in one application:
What kind of beauty is that?)
It is NO)

I don’t mean it’s cold in my apartment, but I just saw a white walker in a hat and a shirt.

My dad raised me. My mom wasn't there, and my dad didn't force me to do anything at all, but at the age of nine I was already cooking and washing the floors at home because... because he fucking two would have done it well. Yes, for a checklist. In general, I grew up strong and healthy: in order to grow up in the atmosphere of pophygism it takes a lot of strength and health... but, god, how much I continued in my life, because at 14-15 years of age I was not forced to study normally =(

What is heavier than a ton of iron or a ton of watt?

> Stand up under the window – let’s check.

Can you tell me how you checked? I don’t want to be buried either under this or under another.
A ton of watt under normal conditions is approximately 6 Newtons lighter than a ton of iron

xxx> Ohhhh... Just unlocked the simka with PUK code for the first time in 15 years.
yyy> Hm.
xxx> What is it?
yyy> Aaa, you have no children.

# education

I was given early in the basement for 7 months.Since then I saw my mother only before going to bed: the rest of the time she either worked 6/7, or ran around the house with a wreath, a bag of things, etc. In the ranks sometimes stood together:4-5 hours on average, a day.
But here’s what’s funny: Mom’s advice on raising my grandson is based on the claim that I wasn’t dropped out of my hands, I wasn’t locked in any beds, I wasn’t walking on the street myself, and I had time. When you start ticking up in open disagreements, sometimes even confirming with photos, Mom for a while silences, laughs about a possible particular case, and then again.

In fact, what do I do: may the memory of some gurus (from both sides) lead them down and the emotions prevent them from remembering all the details?

and TV. The year of Russian cinema" Modern actors and directors tell what to film and all this is interrupted by inserts from films. Such insightful speeches, beautiful words... And 95% of the footage is taken from Soviet cinema.