Katya: One guy in the subway gave me a seat this morning. I think all day that something is wrong with me.
Per he thought you were pregnant?
Katya: Yes, or that my chest looks better from the top!)))

To the surprise of Avon, the most popular answer to the question "What soap are you using?" turned out to be "Gmail"

by 2220 Volt
I didn't buy the rights I handed over myself, and in Gay I didn't pay anything myself from the first times I handed over, but I still drive like shit. apparently the grandmothers are not allowed to drive normally

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Finally found the best way to catch flies! Lack with a strong fixation;)) Now I am a happy owner of a collection of lacquered flies. "Smile and laughter"

I don’t believe in the end of the world in 2012, but I realize with a smile what a remarkable outbreak of deflation will take place on the eve.

XX: If I keep myself in the frame, I will become a portrait.

The bear just said from the box that everyone must obey the law. I’ll go to the balcony and see if I follow the law or not.

I looked here. No one wants to comply with the law, the President is not respected (

Going home at 6 p.m., my boss said, “You should not be delayed after work, even if you are on vacation.”
"I have a good boss, responsive"- I thought.

PR service: Loh, and who makes our faxes?
The Service: Connection
IT service: the communications department))
PR service: links to pirates fax...sounds!

On the packaging of Doširak appeared the inscription:" NEW: now in compliance with sanitary norms"

Why do men so hate other people’s beautiful women in other people’s beautiful cars?

<xxx>In the capital pond caught a piranha, a crocodile and a tractor...
<xxx>pick up... you swim, and after you the piranha...
<xxx>Crocodile...
<xxx>Tractor Fuck you!!!!! to

Basheviks, lower towns, I know you are. I’m completely desperate and I’ll post UG here, but you don’t need a cat? I will find. He was dropped by the road, and the poor man was sitting in the bushes and praying. He only has a month.
We cleaned, we fed. I can't leave myself, there is already one such finding, and a lot of reasons. And he is so clever :) Noble grey, large palms - promises to become a big cat. They called "The Smoke", but you can "Where are you, infection?" - also responds.
If what: all_nah dog mail.ru

I was riding a bicycle, fell, broke my knee on stones... sat down on the grass, I try to get to the city, that he would take me, and he doesn’t take the telephone. It hurts, I am afraid of blood, no one helps. I am almost hysterical. By chance I look right on the ground, and there a piece of paper with the inscription "Everything will be fine :)"

I am now in Crimea with you. Coastal towns are drowning in garbage...But I was in a private area near the reserve. I saw the table:

Do not waste rubbish! A penalty shot in the head! A sniper is working.

There is no rubbish around.

See also: SMS "So I found out a couple of facts. I will be free to walk before half eight. Would you do it, my sweetheart?and"
XHH: There is an answer. "You’ll call it beautiful again – in the ear of the ladies."
xx: A minute twenty rubles, glowing on the recipient's subscriber - Father ^_^

xxx: I would have been a good teacher of obj.. to tell jokes, to wear anti-gas, to be unknown where...)

The Women's Forum

Allona: I have an eternal question-what kind are men wearing white shirt socks under black pants and black shoes?
in the summer.
at the wedding.

This is a weekend couple! Black for every day.

XHH: I read the topic on the router, literally:
“I’m looking for music from megaphone advertising (seems to be unlimited internet).
Sounds like that. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM Judging by the voice, they sing a few full black girls.I don't remember the words, but like the first two words - Mr. Sumer...
Please help me find this and something like that. Thank you very much in advance, with respect Mr. Music.”
I didn’t think I could cry more.
Q: I haven’t read the next comment yet.
He really found this topic right away!!! to
“This people is invincible” (c)

My friend is in contact:
I want to roll on the beach and let the problems with China be solved without me.
and below comment:
"Our president’s campaign wants the same"