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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №100193
 07.07.2014
Burn in hell, old-age idiots, shedding decently dressed people out of their cars.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №100192
 07.07.2014
I got it from my parents for bad behavior. Judging by the previous author, he did not get it and he considers this to be the norm. I see, now children are not fashionable at all, let them grow as they grow.

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I remember taking the pills when I was on a visit. And so I want to give in the mouth of the parents of children who come to people and create chaos, like the savages, and the fools-parents are pleased with "one-children!"! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №100191
 07.07.2014
xxx: Well, why the colour, proportions and framing of the picture are ignored by everyone, but they crazyly lick every walkway with puchistiks?
Yyy: Yes, because they are not photographers and don’t rub in those proportions and frames.
xxx: But all like one expert in puzzles))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №100190
 07.07.2014
C Photo countries: "Not ever knew what in Russia so many biddles"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №100189
 07.07.2014
No is. But among us there is a huge number of outsiders who bring their grandchildren to the restaurant/café/bar, without having trouble explaining them the rules of conduct in a public institution. As a result, children are carried between tables, whipping the waiters, whispering, feeding and looking into the mouth of other visitors. And happy parents either look at them peacefully, or are too busy with each other and friends to notice that they are not alone in the institution. And on requests to calm the children - naive blinking of the eyes and "What will I do, they're kids!"

Aliens are, the previous author obviously never stayed in the age groups from 0 to... ten, or he was erased the past in which he was, judging by the post, not a spider at all))))
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I got it from my parents for bad behavior. Judging by the previous author, he did not get it and he considers this to be the norm. I see, now children are not fashionable at all, let them grow as they grow up.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100188
 07.07.2014
I go into the kitchen, I see my mom washing the pot in which I cooked soup. I wonder if they really ate? She tells me that she burned him with an egg... Pause. The curtain.
Apparently the last couple of handfuls of vermichels were still superfluous...

[ + 33 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100187
 07.07.2014
Everyone asks and I knock.
Dad was 50 years old on July 2, July 3 made a complex operation, removed a lot of necessary organs, including the spleen, and pancreas. At the moment, histology is ongoing, no one has accurate predictions. Please hold your fingers and thank the doctors!
Give you God! All of you and your parents!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100186
 07.07.2014
I didn’t even know what healthcare was. This word has always caused me to have a persistent association with cigarettes. I suspected it was some kind of ministry that produced tobacco.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №100185
 07.07.2014
I remember sitting once in a park on a tree above a trail. It seems that from walking along this path I noticed only the crown :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100184
 07.07.2014
With Mile Ru:
What to do if the TV is hanging?

That’s how the generation grew up. :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100183
 07.07.2014
My wife and I bought a new washing machine with a vertical load and immediately decided to test it. Loaded, switched on and all things. The cat walked around the machine for a long time, but not finding the window, sadly looked at us and offended left.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100182
 07.07.2014
From personal correspondence:
You are like a black man in a Viking helmet praying.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №100181
 07.07.2014
Optimist: the bowl is half full!
Shinso

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100180
 07.07.2014
Echo: I said it yesterday.
Echo: that it is not worth it to burst and stand under the sun at +30++
Echo: and feeding the mouse
Echo: buy better for 3k potatoes
Enough for the winter.
#yolo: potatoes in the store are worth a shit
#yolo: in the
Echo: fine there tomatoes and other
Echo: but the potato...it’s going naked
#yolo: plant it to swallow, poison webcows
#yolo: the cloth
Tagged: digging
Echo: Spat the Earth
Echo: to be the norm
Echo: Totally Ohuel
Echo: I didn’t take care of grandmothers like I did about potatoes

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №100179
 07.07.2014
1703: In order not to appear to be stuck in the swamp, Peter I ordered the founding of the city.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100178
 07.07.2014
Mangalore is a man who makes chopsticks in mangalore.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100177
 07.07.2014
What are you doing with the mouse? Passed through the stomach?
I am a fool (I sit and cry)
Oh of the hoodie! What is there again?! to
ууу: everything went according to the plan, I came then, cooked him borscht, he was all walking around, looked, and I was such a whole business, useful(( he dropped two plates at once, almost described by joy((
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOW: Well, and... I went home happy, I sit, three days I wait for him to finish the pot of borst (on the fourth he calls, happy such, thank you, says, Lenka, you are a miracle of miracles, and borst your miracle! I have all bloomed, and here it continues - I cooked yesterday according to your recipe, I managed to get broken! Thank you, you’re a real friend, I’ll never get married! :' and ((
You are my brain, you are the queen of friends ?
WOW: What should I do?and (
Meat in a pot, your crown, learn to do it! Maybe he’ll thank you again, you’re a miracle in the feathers!
I have to say:'(

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100176
 07.07.2014
The phrase from the discussion of shoes on the forum: "Mode is looking for its idiots".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100175
 07.07.2014
Happiness is just a dream fulfilled in time.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №100174
 07.07.2014
My son, 4 years old, said to his mother, “Don’t hate me! I’m not your dad, I won’t be silent!”

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