The Route. I hear a conversation between a woman and a child:
... (in the untold way)
What is? Do you want a drill?
and DEA!
What did you decide to throw?
And again unclearly.
I need a pincet! Why do I take a drill?

I went home from work tired, ill, with a lack of care. A guy with a knife jumped out of the bushes, and said, “Give money!” and I offered him to go over the money instead. While the robber was in a stupor, I dragged him into the bushes. Fuck me right there. I jumped on him like crazy. The guy metals, as soon as she finished, dropped me from her member, called me a perverse and washed. I left my jacket. I was dirty, but I went home happy. I, a 28-year-old careerist, raped the robber Sasha in the park. I forgot my student jacket.

I read Wikipedia and realized that I am so old that I remember the first gta. We even played multiplayer on zero-modem. Recently explained to a man born in 1994 what it was (zero-modem) and what speed there was, he did not understand.

For it is said in the Scriptures, If a friend comes to you in the night before the working day and calls you to drink and sing songs on the beach, drive him away.
He is not your friend.

When a single mother complains, everyone is lazy.
and foolish and lazy, and not foolish was to move the legs
It was worth speaking to his father - alone, something nobody called him a fool and did not remember that he was also a member of the tick wrong there.

Standards and Double Standards

Time from 04-53. I sit in the kitchen, eat sandwiches and snack tomatoes. There is a house in front, very close. The light is turned on in the neighboring house, and I see a girl coming in, climbing into the refrigerator and making a butter for herself. He turns around and sees me - the same bitterness. We smashed each other. They ate the butter and went to sleep.

PS: Have you ever had sex?
Yulia is no. It is a matter of honor.
Sssr: D'Artagnan, fuck up :-)

I met in the club with a man - beautiful, charming, I liked it very much, so in a couple of hours we passionately kissed in a taxi on the way to his home. In the apartment, I went to the bathroom to get myself in order, and the devil struck me to look into the closet under the dishwasher! There, in different banks, spirited organs floated, two skulls stood behind each other and a cup full of human teeth. I trembled instantly. I rushed to the front door with all my legs, and it is already locked and he goes out of the kitchen with his words, smiles cleverly and begins to approach me. I shouted hysterically, struck him, and myself barricaded in the bathroom and called the police.
In general, the maniac was a professor of anatomy at a medical university, and all I saw was the drugs he prepared for the department. It was very shameful. And he didn’t say anything about me, even invited me to a second date.

In connection with the increased violations of public order, work on the bill "On the protection of the feelings of the thieves" has begun.

It's early in the morning, I want to sleep very much, and my daughter's work in the afternoon.
I decided to start the day with a pleasant and went to the bath with the foam, to think about plans and in general.
Meditate for 10 minutes.
The door to the bathroom opens, an absolutely unfamiliar muzhig enters with a beard, suitcase and a fuchsia, and begins, whistling, to dress up.
...
There is a iron door in the tambour. There is another iron door in the apartment.
I almost drowned.
It turns out. The other day, my husband agreed to change the pipes. In the morning, the sleeper called him, the sleepy husband opened the door and drowned back to sleep, the sleeper went to work.
So she woke up. The slider, when he turned around and saw my eyes in the mountains of foam, also woke up.
The day started badly.

and lifhack.
If you have a child for a year later, friends or relatives will get a docher of children's clothes and other useful items on the hole.

I work as a security guard in the club. I come home late and very tired. I sleep until lunch. When someone calls me on my cell phone before lunch, my four-year-old daughter always answers the call with the phrase: “Who are you, monster?” Daddy is sleeping!"
I have taught :)

My husband and I decided to have an animal, he wanted a cat and I wanted a dog. We got a cat when there was a cat and a cat, and when it grew up it was really a dog! He is not scratching, but only biting, cuddling under the door, pulling balls in the teeth and dog habits in general. But the biggest shock was when I couldn’t find the boots and shouted in a joke – “Son bring the boots” and he brought them, he actually pulled them one by one! I love my cat very much)))

Born and raised until the age of 21, there were no schools, no kindergartens, no roads, no pensions. of Nothing. The population is only 40 people, more than half of them old people. One store, one car, for importing products once a month. To the nearest village 7 hours by road.
But history is not about that. At the age of 7, when I had to start studying, my education was entrusted to my grandmother, who lived there for 92 years. In general, I wrote with the letters "ya" and "i" until I was transferred to a younger grandmother at the age of 11.

XXX: I recently injured my finger. Let’s look at what they advise on the internet. In the section of folk remedies. Throw off, they offer to squeeze half a lemon and squeeze the injured finger in it for 20 minutes! Yes, from this pain I will forget how my mother’s name is, not what about pus...
WOW: And that’s not to say after that that folk remedies don’t work. It’s not easy, so say XD

My girlfriend and I have been friends for 7 years, we both work as translators, both 24 years old, beautiful, sporty, but lonely. We are educated, decent girls, but as soon as the weekend begins, we get caught up. Recently, they drank together, when drunk, sometimes crazy ideas come to mind. I ordered a prostitute. We are not perverse, we are just sad to drink. She was scared at first, but then we talked, she drank. I ran until the morning, but I still had to pay, though at a minimum. She turned out to be a simple girl, she has two younger brothers on her neck, credit and pay for her studies. A week later she came to me with a bottle of wine (I remember the address), said she missed it. I was very surprised, but she admitted that she had no friends at all, and we seemed to her very simple and good people. The friends. This business she abandoned, arranged her for normal work, we help as much as we can. Amazing thing life!

Hello, I ordered you on this site.
Yes, thank you, the order has been confirmed and sent to process!
Client: Where are you?
Director: In St. Petersburg
Customer: I need you to deliver my order to Ufa, before the end of the working day!
Manager: Sorry, the rocket fuel we have finished, in Vasya on a bicycle probably won't have time!

Do you have so many bugs in your code?
I am not afraid.

Reactions in the training room:

Tracks in the dressing room!
Oh yeah yes! Finally the food!

Men of the 21st century.

I was walking around the city, in front of two teenage boys.
The trousers in the narrow pants are as narrow as my fingers. The body is also numerous, no hint of muscularity.
I hear conversation.
- And I'm like an alphach, so I'll be so boldly going to her on the page and immediately kissing her avu!

So here’s what you are, flower... alpha!