In the Skype text chat:

Anton: Smash up something. I need to check the notifications.
[10:04:34] Anton: * Write it up :))

I went out to the balcony to smoke.
I looked down at the entrance. I caught myself in the thought that: "Oh, not the old ladies, in my time the old ladies were - oh-go..."
Is it old age?

We sit with our favorite at home, in 15 minutes the start of the F1 race. The heat.
I want ice cream...
I cannot turn around.
5 minutes to dress, 5 minutes to go there, 5 minutes to go back.
I am : go :)
It is half an hour :)

Sania, I have two questions for you. Will you come to my doctor? There will be music, drinks and a huge inflatable pool on the roof.
Me: Oh you are! Great, I will come! The pool on the roof is great.
Yorick is super! Question: Do you have a large swimming pool?

I went on a first date in a movie one time. It was she who drew me. The film turned out to be a shit and then she sugged forgiveness in the middle of the night. So I am not complaining.

It was in the x files.
Niceneasy: Maulder raises the blanket, looks at the corpse
niceneasy: and says "Caucasian"
I know the translator is stupid.
niceneasy: a caucasian translated as "white"
Niceneasy: but my grandmother remained confident forever
niceneasy: that alien parasites are capturing the earth
niceneasy: using as children’s donors

I work in a pharmacy. It’s hot, it’s hot, there’s a guy coming in.
Q: Give me a spazgan or spazmalgon.
A: Something in the head.
P: (if you can hear it) that you’re going to shut up...

I buy the juice in the store.
I: Good night. Please give me the juice "Yes!" of orange.
What kind of orange?
I am: "Yes!"
Orange, but which one?
I: Orange Juice, called "Yes!"
I understand, young man! What is your juice, Dear Nicole?
I am: "Yes!"!!! to
Seller: Young man, go away, I don’t like your jokes.
Give me an apple (

I want to eat here...
She: but not my mom and dad go out ^_^ then there would be food in the house, so go and eat your chips or what you have there!
Meat...fried something...calorie... I want to get married.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
She killed him!
Nafig killed all the romance!
She: I respect you!!! to

In ancient times the accountant calculations of the calculator were checked on the accounts.
XX:Now everything is modern: the Excel table is checked on a calculator.

From the Musical Forum:

How to hide mistakes in the game?
I usually arrange a distractive fire.

xxxh: all kinds of glutes are nonsense compared to what I saw today))) I walk down the street, there I see grandfather, grandmother and their granddaughter of 4 years. The grandfather gets a wallet, 1000 re, puts it on the ground and says, “Our granddaughter, put your foot here.” Then he puts three hundred in a row and also puts a granddaughter on them. At the grandmother's question "why are you tormenting a child?" the grandfather answered: "Yes, they don't have shoe roulette, but how do you then determine the size of the leg?"

Did the tooth not be broken?
Valentine: No more
I: And when then?
Valentine's Day: After August 2
Do you think the day will help you?:D

Sasha Kuzneczov
I put her cancer and my back tattoo "Thank you"

xxx: Do you have questions about the services of our website?
YYY: Yes, of course, what do you think I am an idiot?
xxx: I listen to your question
YYY: Did you ignore my question about the idiot?

I’m not just interested in your breasts.
I know you’re not just interested in my breasts.

Comments to the photo:
She: And where are you exactly? Very familiar place!
He is familiar. ? This is the military part) did not fall!!!!!!!! to

Girls, remember, male craving to fuck is a natural mechanism of protection for women. If it were not, you would have been haunted with oaks for your shit in the Stone Age.

You know what the difference in interests is? This is when a small child plays on the floor with toys and cries: the bull goes, it cries! And the man because of the compass with a crack in the voice: so it doesn't go!What is the problem, I don’t understand, but it doesn’t shake!! to

xxx (09:38:39 26/07/2010)
I went fishing with my friends.)

yyy (09:39:12 26/07/2010)
Did you ruin their fish or decorate their drunken?

xxx (09:40:22 26/07/2010)
I gave them a group :)
The whole half-day was broken! It is :)