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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №84505
 22.07.2013
This is:
Moscow is fucking. Even on the runway they managed to get into a traffic jamming. And, what is typical, missed some cushion - healthy airbuses, filled with passengers, waited for a small private aircraft to land.
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Aircraft in the air has an advantage over aircraft on the ground (it cannot wait)
The size of the aircraft does not matter for the controller, all are equal (except board number 1)
The U.S. Specialist

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №84504
 22.07.2013
The Count was called Kaliostro. Colliostro worked as a nurse for Dr. Aybolit.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №84503
 22.07.2013
"And he came, put his hands on the keyboard and the server revived" (c)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №84502
 22.07.2013
I was not called to school.)
WOW: Well, I only once, they then wrote about their favorite game, like the rules of the game, how we play, etc. Everyone talks about football and hockey. I’m talking about "Angry Birds"
Theme: Theme
WOW: The teacher called me to discuss the problems of the child who wrote "the rules of the game are: come green pigs and take our eggs, and we birds (some slip and explode) and we catapult into pigs like a kamikaze, so that they all die and this is all in space or elsewhere.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №84501
 22.07.2013
Patriarch Kirill: “Homosexual marriages lead to the self-destruction of mankind.” We have, fucking, the Patriarch of Evidence!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №84500
 22.07.2013
"A few years ago, I would say - they ate up, a whole gig of operations on the compass is small!
And now this is a phone review..."

The fucking. I need to change the computer =(

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №84499
 22.07.2013
In Soviet times, my mother took me to the store. Just like in a mausoleum. I run around, I see my mom’s coat, I grab my sleeve... and a very different aunt turns around!
Not quite the unfamiliar mother of my kindergarten fellow...
In the USSR, everyone was dressed the same way.
Then I counted four more such coats in a row, but the shock was strong.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №84498
 22.07.2013
Yesterday saw a brilliant way to avoid any conflict situations on the roads - the car was advertised: "Buying, selling, transfer of injuries".

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №84497
 22.07.2013
News burn: Ufa boiled with holy water from a police helicopter

[ + 50 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84496
 22.07.2013
I have an 80LW welding machine at work!
I saw this picture today:
The welder boils the box under the car hole in the box. He had to cut off an extra piece of armor. He, therefore, takes a gas cutting machine, balls in the pockets (obviously looking for a lighter) and, not finding the desired one, not thinking for a long time, grabs some iron, and the caak goes along a nearby tube. the spark blown out during this operation inflamed the gas and the welder began to handle the cutting machine, not noticing us, standing with open mouths of slurries...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №84495
 22.07.2013
Today, ethics is just an optional subject in school and institute.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №84494
 22.07.2013
The University in Kazan once again proved how real professionals differ from eternally hungry students.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №84493
 22.07.2013
Do you really think we want these laws to be enforced? Dr Ferris continued. We want them to be broken. You should realize that before you is not a team of boy scouts, and then you will understand that our century is not the century of beautiful gestures. Now is the time of power and power. You played a cautious game, but we know the real trick, and you have to learn it. It is impossible to control innocent people. The only power that any government has is the right to apply cruel measures against criminals. When criminals are lacking, they are created. So many things are declared criminal that it becomes impossible to live without breaking the laws. Who needs a state with law-abiding citizens? What will it give someone? But it is enough to issue laws that cannot be enforced, implemented, objectively interpreted – and you create a state of violators of the laws and profit from the guilt. and c)
Aine Rand "Atlanta raised his shoulders. The book 2. Or" from 1957

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №84492
 22.07.2013
News: "Superman and Batman will be the heroes of the same film"

But not the Gorbatha Mountain 2, if only it wasn’t.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №84491
 22.07.2013
Hu: - The little one fed the cat with a sausage, scratched it with a brush, shared a puddle, now pulls her leg, but the cat is no longer inertia.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №84490
 22.07.2013
[18:30]Simon: Dough
[18:30]GER(turn_coatlets_18:35):oha
You are busy :)
[18:31]GER(turn_cotlets_18:35):There is a little. I missed the scarf, I am looking for it.
Okay, I’ll write later...
...
Simone: Well what, like cats?
[20:49]GER(turn_coatlets_18:35) :?
[20:49]GER(turn_coatlets_18:35): Oh...
[20:53]GER(buy_something for_the brain): forget -_

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №84489
 22.07.2013
For a while, the cat was transported to another apartment, quickly forgot to take her pot with sand. They dug under the bathroom an old plastic medical duck, poured out a handful of sand, first put it in the hallway. A friend came in, looked at this device for a long time and the cat sleeping nearby, then shoot with a serious face: - What, the cat doesn't walk at all?

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84488
 22.07.2013
Comments under the photo, gently speaking, of a full-length woman in beautiful underwear:
HH: And here I stood up.
WOW: And he went away.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №84487
 22.07.2013
I thought here, but the prehistory of the "Matrix" (see the anime novels) is extremely stupid from the point of view of a person, even a little confronted with the IT sphere - well, the intent was to bomb the factories of rebelled robots, to make a cloud curtain so that they did not ask from the solar cells (in short, to act as soldiers would do). After all, in general, it would be enough to catch one enemy robot, to introduce a virus into it, and the latter would, when connected / synchronized with their own, infect everything possible, as an option, if the enemy network is isolated, then send a group of special forces armed with EMI guns and equipped with kulhackers, who will introduce the infection on site to enemy servers. Predicting statements about the advancement of AI that will immediately calculate everything, I will only say that if the people of that universe had enough brains to create a self-developing AI, then they would create the infection to destroy it without problems :) The most funny thing, if this happened, and people would not fight with machines as with people but as with machines, then the Matrix would not be in principle.

[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84486
 22.07.2013
Ivan Potrootov got up in the morning, cleaned his teeth with an American toothbrush, squeezed on it an American toothpaste, shaved with an American shaver, washed with French soap, applied an American gel on his face after shaving, boiled water in a Swedish tea bar, drank from a Polish cup of Brazilian coffee, wore an Italian suit, swallowed with an American column, closed the entrance door to two English castles, sat in an American car bought in a Jewish loan, turned on a Japanese radio receiver, chose a radio station "Europe +", broadcasting a German song, went on a Russian road, mothered in Russian, rode the Russian coworkers and Russians, bought a two-wheeled computer car for the company's website; he bought a mercedes-and-the-

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