I read the news here: as always, everywhere theft, corruption, corruption. And I thought "It was time to repeat the Great October". He closed the book, looked at the clock, and there "19:17". It is time.

Anathedaeophobia is an obsessive fear that somewhere in the world there is a duck watching you.

Talking to a girl on the phone
Q: What station do you live at?
D: I will not say.
I : Why?
Q: Will you come and steal me?
I: You want that!
But you will not steal! and :(

I am standing at the train station, waiting for a girlfriend.
B: Milk, I can call your daughter, or we can’t meet.
Yes, of course, call the number.
B: And you just press and hold there.

<PHP proger> fucking watched the video
<PHP proger> I didn’t even get up
<PHP Proger> I don’t like dolls
<I> Lovely but beautiful
<PHP proger> that ass cute
<PHP proger> but it doesn’t hide me
<PHP proger> no joke out :(
<PHP proger> in the babe should be a highlight
<I> Fuck you don’t know her
<I> A throw it php ball
<PHP proger> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<PHP Proger> She’s Gone!
<PHP Proger> ALL1
<PHP Proger> Rises up!
<PHP Proger> OOO!
<PHP Proger> Rises up!! to

Where are my photos? Have you done it?)))

yyy: there was hell fucking, I sat for 5 minutes, looked, blew, my eyes fled to the floor

Xxx : (

I went into the trolleybus, I gave the conductor 20 rubles in dozens (the trip costs 15).
Q: How much do you? 1 is? 2 is?
I: (with sarcasm) Well give 2
Q: Then you have a dozen more! O_O

Translate "Castlevania" as "Castlevania" - it is strong!

I run after the bus, the driver leaves and waits, and I run by.

[1:22:49] grig: I remember hanging my turnik in the corridor was good
[1:23:00] grig: every time I passed up
[1:23:11] grig: in a month 15 times easily done
[1:23:23] grig: after two pulled his nachu from the wall (((

A friend has resigned from work and can not find a place in life (although interpretable to impossibility!) is :
In my past life I was a royal penguin.
Why is?
There are no brains, but ambitions.

I’ve never seen him, I only talked to him. meet with. in the trail. I share an impression with the employee.
Well, I’m upset that the match behaved quite family-friendly – some hints, compliments (well, thank you for that), hugging me and so on.
The employee asks:
SS: Well, what about you at all?
Zzzz: I’t give it.
SS: That’s where you should have started your conversation! I would say to him, “My hangar is not for small single-seat aircraft,” or “You won’t be able to land your landing in my wild jungles of the Amazon.”

As one farmer told me. The Kamaz-Master team wins in Paris-Dakar not because Kamaz is a cool truck but simply in the desert road like our country)))

In the hospital for the reception to the doctor neurologist a huge line, one guy tries to jump through without a line, a couple of times he was broken, but he fucking persistently stood up at the door in a low starting position, here is a voice from the line-"You hear a man, if you are going to continue to behave, it is not to the neurologist and traumatologist you will get!!!"-the phrase shortened further expectation))))

Xh: Well he writes to me and type I’m happy to calculate it, I’ll come and hit my face.
Xh: And I didn’t have a week of chat, it was evil. I tell him not to go and write him my address.
WOW : and?
Oh no, he has arrived.
by x)
They knocked each other in the mouths.
8 and then?
Xh: nuu... then we sit down and drink beer x))) so he doesn’t have a week. It was ))

In the guests of a friend – there were not enough glasses for everyone – I was given a drink in the form of a small granite glass. "Oh you are, I say, a fun" The owner begins to tell enthusiastically that they brought because of the buffer, a set of 12 pieces, non-beating glass, practical and stylish.
I: So let them all get that.
He: I can not. Only 2 remains.
I: Is it so? Distributed it?
Then he broke it down.

We come to Uzi, we are waiting for the baby.
After the words of the doctor "you will have a girl", nothing smarter came to mind than to lick "the fruit gave a crack".
You would see the eyes of the wife and the doctor.

Fess

Comments on HTC Sensation on the website 1 from Moscow stores:

xxx: please tell the camera on the front panel: 0.3 or 1.3 megapixel?
Shop response: Hi, 1.3 megapixel.

yyy:On the official website of HTC in the specifications stated that the camera on the front panel - VGA, i.e. It is 0.3 megapixels.? to
Shop response: Hello, yes 0.3

xxx: In general, you have to come to the clinic and say, "Hello, I am going to India, make me vaccinate."":)
YYY: If suddenly, I will go to do it right away.
yyy: I came like that and said "Hello, I’m sick". After the fifth doctor guessed that they were just writing "going on the fuck" with an incomprehensible handwriting

<kosta> with wazyk nothing can just "go-buy-put". It is always a quest with an unexpected disconnection, in which, as a rule, a Bulgarian figure in one way or another.