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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №67713
 30.07.2012
What do you do on your table?
Where is?
Below next to the basket.
His place next to the parachute.

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67712
 30.07.2012
Someday I will come to Yandex’s office, dressed in the Yandex bar’s homemade costume, and I will not ask anyone to cling and interfere with my work. You will drive me out!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №67711
 30.07.2012
Today I walked with my husband and daughter and saw a strange insect. It collected the falling grasses one by one and carried them from the asphalt to the lawn. I say to my husband: look at what a hard-working insect that gathers grass. And he said to me, Don’t touch it, it’s from anybody.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67710
 30.07.2012
The advertisement was condoms Visit. There is also a video, like Ekaterine Worth, that to her Count Orlov, with Visit. Directly into the blood - Visit is condoms! I came to Penza, and there is a very popular beer Visit. How it hurts when some representative uncle in the store protectively speaks to the phone - you don't go anywhere, dear! I will visit you, and you prepare and wait for me!
Fuck, I understand with the mind that he makes a friend drunk, but the soul dies - ahtung!

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67709
 30.07.2012
No... I see only one thing clearly from all these movements of our government: they want us to hide out as in the states, but for the Soviet salary.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №67708
 30.07.2012
XXX is OMG!! My neighbors turned on the morning classics again.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY and Mozart? What about Beethoven??? :D
xxx: the perforator

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67707
 30.07.2012
How tired are those who believe that the IQ is measured by the number of higher education.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №67706
 30.07.2012
Will you be my tester? HDD
Did you stand on your knees when you said this?? to

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67705
 30.07.2012
Great, judging by the speed, we will already tomorrow turn from ugly pirs to beautiful siders.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №67704
 30.07.2012
I had to take care of a friend after the accident. After the hospital, at home, all sorts of injections-pills continued, in general, such a nurse-infirmer. I get some kind of magnesium, I say to the comrade, go down, he drops his pants, goes to bed, the phone rings. Okay, I wait, I hear a conversation with my father: yes, daddy... well how, fucking... no, no, not alone... a friend with me... daddy, she’s married! I do not betray my wife. Okay, daddy, let’s go later, or I’m lying here with my naked ass.
I almost missed that ass.)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №67703
 29.07.2012
We go with a young man, we argue.
I: What kind of hose are you wearing?
In a few seconds:
and hey! Put me in place.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67702
 29.07.2012
xxx: The greatest horror of my childhood is the big b and Ъ in school books O_o
yyy: The developers of these regulations went further... It seems that they invented the EGE :D

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №67701
 29.07.2012
xxx: but that yesterday we were caught by two robbers: they started demanding everyone to get out of their pockets. So this fucking first put a blow to the head, and the second loaded the right in the heels.
HGH: Attention question: Nahuya cat bayan????)

A peaceful and kind man. The cause did not give for a fight, because the copniks are unfortunate, so damaged, courage often suffices only by a crowd on one. And when it came to work, it was to fight like that, not to shout in the ass.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №67700
 29.07.2012
• Chair at 29,Jul,12 11:33 >
You get used to the height in a month. Insurance is annoying.
I served cellular communications towers.

• By Neanonym at 29,Jul,12 11:45
Did you invent such a nickname?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №67699
 29.07.2012
From chatvdvoem:

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hello, are you a male or female?
I am a married lady ?
It’s cool, I’m married too.
How does my husband live?

Your interlocutor interrupted the conversation.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №67698
 29.07.2012
I thought I would never be an alcoholic.
HH: And what do you think?
I became a bartender.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №67697
 29.07.2012
Commentary on Sophia

Kagen requires Framework 4 version

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №67696
 29.07.2012
In the morning I hear my mom and grandmother talk.
Mom:"We didn’t report the weather today"
Grandma:"I probably tired of lying every day"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №67695
 29.07.2012
I saw a aunt, the size of a bus, and her dog, the size of a rat. Miniature "Planet with satellite"
Another gas giant.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №67694
 29.07.2012
I watched this horror with my husband.
I: You know, I am such a coward. Previously, if I watched such movies alone, then I could not sleep, switched on the lights everywhere and listened to every sound.
Husband: It is a shit! My sister in such cases also lights the light, and in order not to get any noise, enables the vacuum cleaner (!!) And sleep calmly!

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