The T-101
In general, there was a case at the Radio Factory, when a new building was built in the year 1980, there were Tajiks working... and one of these Jamsut was sleeping in the toilet, thank God the toilet was already built, but there were no hygiene in it), he sits, sees the paper there is nothing, on the wall of the watt is sticky) he takes the watt kaaaaaaaak wipes his ass... the workers stand tattoos, and here this Tajik runs out with his downed pants, all his ass is in blood, and the watt of the watt is rubbed!

Lena
Come fuck me!

Ilya
I need to go to the library.

The xxx:
How is your new job? Are the boys cute? Have you already messed up with someone?
WOW :
Oh my hello. Work is great. Poor at all.
Lovely... Yes, there is))) Even already and blurred))) Immediately with three)))
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Oh, it is fun!! to
WOW :
I even had tough sex with one of them during work hours. The rest are limited!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I want to know the details!!! Who are they??? What is their name, how old?? to
Please, the fan of hard sex is called a fax, the other two are a printer and a scanner. They know how many years!! When to throw out this metal!! Fuck, I’m going to do it soon!!! to

I have seen two dreams. One military, one of us, I will not say which.
Is it NET? Tell the military.
he: well, it was a cool fighter, it won't be good to tell, it's better to see it yourself
I have a Nate. Shut down?? to
You need to sleep on one pillow, then you can pump.
Figo, what I invented.
She: by blues, or to flick in me to chew a bush?? to

Test for erudition
by 21/26. Do you have children?

at work
The Queen of Light (09:33:47 26/05/2008)
How did you hide Ashka?

nuts (09:34:20 26/05/2008)
Properties of the file - hidden

The Queen of Light (09:36:21 26/05/2008)
And where does she do?

The Queen of Light (09:37:24 26/05/2008)
She went where she disappeared!!! to

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Give up...
Buying a strike grenade.
Put in the backpack.
I went on the metro.
The pocket went in and took out the grenade.
Only the cheque got stuck in the backpack.
No scene in the car.
Passengers saw her fall and turn.
The boy fell
and
......
Dishonored
All in Balls
YYYY (21:32:52 22/05/2008)
What about the pocket?
CJSC (21:33:50 22/05/2008)
Then I gave him puddles.
He gave the mentions.
The menus are also

He is
Describe the error more accurately.
She
I’m a blonde and my computer is white too.

I read answers to tickets. There is written: wash every day. How do I tell the commission? Will my eggs be healthy?! to

The Prehistory:
My cat drinks water from underneath the crane. He pulls his foot and slips from it.
He went on vacation, left the crane in the bathroom a little open and asked a friend sometimes to run and pour food.
I go in, the cat runs around. I feed him in the kitchen. I’m not there, I call him. He does not run. I look into the bathroom, and there throw your cat's legs before lunch washes!! to

It started... It was on the three sides (the substance market in Kiev)... I decided to find a 404 tent... I found 403 and 405... 404 really isn’t... And I didn’t believe in such stories...

In the office, a young girl works - receives orders from customers. One day I walk past her and hear the following:

When do you want to receive an order? In the June? ...but June is the big number one, and you can even the second!

A few days ago I noticed that the bath in which I was bathing was by the company bash! I’m not just hanging on the tower, I’m literally swimming in it!

Cinemaniac: Fuck, where is the disk, shit, at the end of the day?!!! Should I go to the tank for him?! to
Morgan: Fuck, sorry, I turned, I forgot everything. Let’s go straight to lunch today, without insults.
Ugo, bring you too. It was "not in that window".

The computer mouse (19:42:50 25/05/2008)
I hate people who crap.
The computer mouse (19:42:53 25/05/2008)
fucking

WOWU
Pushkin is a champion!
Don’t know what kind of boy with the microphone prevented him from driving?

HHH
No, some bad Cabardine.

Early in the morning suddenly came to mind - the word "citation" does not mean humor. Quote is an excerpt from the text. It is a entertaining resource. In other words, clean rest. Are all entertainment sites just funny? Interesting, fun and memorable also has the right to be. Would you stop screaming and releasing the negative? Let us just rest.

In reply to mail.ru:

1) If I finish school with three, will the mine be taken to the FSB academy?

2) I want to go to Harvard, I want to go to Harvard.

Emissions of LAES
The X-Files are almost in the same place. Someone saw the emission of a pair, told another and went away. The Sarasota radio works.
YYY: Ladies and gentlemen, let us not panic!! to
I under the pretext of the end of the world for today managed three defocuses on seques divorce...
XXX: An interesting pretext.
I silence!

From the announcement:
A system administrator is required
The obligations:
Management of Windows 2003 Server
Management of 1C Enterprise (SQL)
Management of SQL Server 2000
Repair of computers
- walk with harsh sight and threaten users with removing games, music from computers
Wear jeans with extended knees.