by AlanF:
When the House 2 ends, what will people do?
They will go out on the streets, walk around, and the year 2410 will be declared holy.

The Government:
exactly. Sobchak will die.

by AlanF:
It has not been broadcasting for a long time.

The Government:
It burned!

by AlanF:
The Fuck!

The xxx:
Hi to
YYYY :
Hi to
The xxx:
As a mood
YYYY :
Normally, but what about you?
The xxx:
I have a lie!! I woke up in toothpaste.
YYYY :
Is this toothpaste?

ZZZ: Have you heard it?
VVV: What is it?
Georgia: a cat gave birth to a puppy
Here is Saakashvili – a cowboy! Here is the fucking son!

Question in the quiz: "What is the standard weight of a kegli?"
Options: 1) 0.5 m; 2) 1.5 m; 3) 2.5 m

You don’t even know what to answer...

From Habr:
Google already has an army of Androids!
Did Google buy United Russia?

When I found them there, they were all in shock!
Why are you working as a salesman??? Go to ATI
Glad I have a beard and a industry sweater.
I’m in Aichi, and I don’t have either.
Star: You just encrypt and shave
Morse: And the sweater I also shave... until the state of Mikey

Flynn Carsen: The joke, the touchscreen and the laptop with a light-glossy body and a milk-colored keyboard taught me to wash my hands before and after meals literally for a week or two (because I was quick to wipe them out). My mother has been struggling with this problem throughout her childhood.

xxx : when you do not mother and look straight in the eyes, for these minutes you can give a lot, honestly) truth-truth!
YYY: It’s called I look a man in the eyes when I want to kill him.

It’s time for me to tie up with the aska.
At least on the phone.
WOW: Why is it?
I went home, stuck in the phone naturally, I knock on the door, I am not opened, I knock again, again silent, I gathered for the keys, and I understand that this is not the case. I stood and broke into the entrance door appears to be *WALL*
Tagged with: rofl
The neighbor stood smoking on the balcony, also had fun.

From the Medical Forum:

[20.06.2009 21:15:49]
The girls! And tell me! How to urinate on the warts if it is on my forehead?

Lawnbagsigns
The same is true in America, only for the candidate 2. And both were "nobody" too. One now Obama, another as they called...mm... I forgot something))

4eitatel
You don’t read anything except the labels on the yogi, shit village? Obama was a senator. In America there is no such Houthi as Pu and Me. Today he is no one, tomorrow he is the director of the FSB, in two months the prime minister, in six months the president. In the United States, the president can be either a senator or a governor or a vice president. An unknown fucking girl can participate in elections, but her chances of winning are the same as your chances of winning.

Krendel: Did you see the news that Darth Vader robbed a bank? He went in, threatened with a gun, took the money and left by bicycle.

Well, maybe not Darth Vader, but a man dressed like Darth Vader. Although, not a fact... In the Empire, too, inflation is likely.

Krendel: You’re not a ball... I don’t care, I want to know the answers to two questions: 1) Where did the light sword go 2) Why did he not fly on the Death Star, but on a poor 2-wheeled low-performance vehicle? I am disappointed in the power of evil. :)

XXX is
I smoke Nadina’s cigarettes, I have her lighter, her camera and her ex-boyfriend.
YYY
I hope it rains.

I drove myself into recourse yesterday.
I put on the iPhone a proga that repeats behind you all the sounds and whispered so from the heart...
Angell

Simon (23:35:00 24/07/2010)
I just love my phone.

Simon (23:35:16 24/07/2010)
It is unrealistic to get fast.

lol_d (23:35:27 24/07/2010)
Are you with him now?

mope_no3utuba
copypaste from forum one))

Question of 604

I am looking for the notes of Igor Kruty

Answered by Medintsev:
Do, re, me, fa, salt, la, si
I’ve heard them not only hard use!

Going home by train Volgograd - Moscow

And they are [22:04:18]
I have a conductor here slightly subdued, not thinking for a long time, for the lack of a spoonful of tea gave a fork and served a cake with mac ^^

Q: Have you read about a fellow named Kashasty?
No, I haven’t read it, but what is it?
XHH: This is a Kiev programmer who has seriously cared about preparing for the universal trindade.
WOW: My own brother took my advice about preparation for the Third World War, information from a friend in the FSB, etc. seriously. And a guy from the countryside, working... Shortly after 3 years, I remember that I once joked like that. He excavated with his hands, in one face... not even a bunker, there are several large rooms, everything is wrapped in bars, livestock units, ventilation, a generator, a stock of suspensions for 5 years ahead, a rifle, ammunition of stop-fighting... in short he also prepared.
WOW: and without fanaticism so, without this surviving paranoid psychosis, but simply... in business so: like war? There is a refuge to dig.

<kPaCoTka> well we go for a walk?
<Dark_Of_Night> No, I'm going to watch football with men in the evening
<kPaCoTka> do you have another?
<kPaCoTka> are you holding me stupid?
<kPaCoTka> You are a goat. I know everything
<kPaCoTka> Football has ended on July 11 =(

<XV-22> mda
<XV-22> I thought again
<KattiCark> an unusual feeling, right?
<XV-22> =/