You need to lose weight.
She: Don’t even adjust, you’re not in my taste, baby.
He: You are what. I am not for myself. I am for people who are evacuated from the first floor when you go up to the second.

Few people know what such a hot summer was a thousand years ago. This is stated by nicknames of bloggers of that time, such as Nestor LetoPisec.

by ilove044

Schools in Indiana have decided not to teach children handwriting. From the upcoming school year, teaching the traditional writing method will be mandatory only until the fourth grade. The school can choose whether to continue it or not.

There are children who cannot write by hand.

He decided to knock the press, lay on the floor. He lay down, lay down and fell asleep.

I work as a staff manager. I didn’t think it would be so fun to find a cleaner. Hard strawberries instead of the goats of an elderly woman, mail "pusi-pusi@...". A cleaner who has completed a beginner programming course. A cleaner who enters the category of design engineers. But my favorite: “Desired Schedule: Remote Work.”

XXX: The question of children. Why is cold water indicated in blue and hot water in red when the energy of a blue photon is more than one and a half times the energy of a red photon?

>xxx: Yeah fucking sent the intern to configure..) Now >repair can not, the server has a whole consilium is) Reserve >base 1c is not, all the info is there.. type shorter in 30 minutes >destroyed the company))

It was already dead-born if there was no reserve base

Great news on the Rambler:

As of January 2012, the authorities will prohibit the use of alcohol, including beer, in public places - parks, entrances, squares and places of recreation in the border of cities.

I watched the filmmaker "Siberian screwdriver" Mikhalkov on Sunday evening.
Monday morning at 7 a.m. will be faithful because my alarm woke her up and I didn’t. I successfully fall asleep for another 15 minutes (and in those 15 minutes I dream that I am referred to Siberia for 10 years) I wake up from the push of a loved one, thinking that I still have to go to the link. In the head of the most complete pofigism and recognition of this fact as due. I ask in the emptiness: " what to do that hope"
On what female responds: "Go to work dumb"

I’ve never been to work on Monday.)

From Chat:
When my mother was asked: why your son did not go to the police, my mother replied - I raised a decent person))))) the face of mint should be seen))

<xxx> opened the window
<xxx> heard a crazy scream from a fighting couple "YES THAT YOU WILL HAVE ONLY FOR TRANS!!and "
<xxx> closed the window

We go to a friend at the country, 2m2d, we have fun all over, all in anticipation of further blue and sex, and a friend is already unobtrusively beginning to talk to his king, among other things offering to walk to the sauna, which at that time, here are the wonders, just arrived. A friend’s response:
Go to your bathroom. We also fight.)

The Russian GLONASS system, despite all the efforts of the government, has never become a worthy competitor to the American GPS. To somehow support domestic manufacturers, First Deputy Prime Minister Sergei Ivanov said that from January 1, 2012 on GPS equipment can be imposed prohibitive duties.

We go to the store with a friend, looking for a bread department. In the end, we see that around him is a pretty cute girl with a pretty big bust.
When a friend sees the bread on the machine, he says:
Oh the bats!
Knowing what happened, he added:
I am not your girl.
The whole shop.

I went to the girl for a visit. I watched the picture as her sister (15 years old) smoothed jeans. It would be nothing, but she was in a hurry and smoothed them on herself.

to the story of a thoughtful maryage, meeting his kindergarten daughter with a matte and quite rough, when she repeats:

and UGU. At first, there is such a thing next to the child with a suga and beer and a mat shakes... and we are surprised - and that this new generation is such a fool, at the first opportunity for chicken and alcohol is taken and a mat shakes? No, they are not stupid children. The parents in the mirror are observed throughout their lives. Even the Neanderthals knew that it is to the parents of the child strives to be similar, you are their example. So, if in a couple of three years you will get sick from spondylitis know - you "worthy" participated in his upbringing. Three times respect.

From chalodniy

There is no dispute about tastes: who likes chips and who likes chips.

June to the Scholarship
When in the early 70s Erast Pavlovich Garin put in the theatre-studio of the film actor the performance "Gone from Madness", all students of VGIK ran to watch rehearsals. Garin was a very kind and responsive man and the young people loved him.
When the students started making noise at the rehearsal, he turned to them and said, raising his finger to the ceiling:
Keep quiet, my students! We do art anyway.
One day, under some celebration, the everlasting rehearsals needed a rubber. No one has the scholarship, no one has the money. I want to walk.
And they went to Garina’s home, to the Dentistry Square. They knock on the door, Erast Pavlovich opens in a messy hollow.
What about you guys? He asks.
- Erast Pavlovich, can you subsidize a tenth to the scholarship? – is
Prayer for the Black Panther.
Garin, looking at the students, demandingly shouts to his wife:
“Hesya, again the students came... Fifteen rubles are asked.
- Erast Pavlovich, we only - ten, - embarrassedly corrects the meter
The Black Panther.
Shut up, the sleepers! The wicked whisper breaks him out Garin. Five for me.
It is necessary!

You know, she is such... such...
What kind of one?
I saw her, and in her pants it immediately became tight.
In front or behind?

alenka: Please tell me, I have already filed an application in the ZAGS with a guy. Can I file another application with another guy? Wouldn’t it appear in his award that I have already submitted a statement?
Nix52: And so I sent a statement from the EGE to the universities, if they are not taken to one faculty, maybe not thrown out from the other.
Guest: alenka, better apply for a reception to Goodwin, let him give a brain and a heart