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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №67693
 29.07.2012
I went here somehow by train Moscow-Vladivostok and looked into the local toilet. Just below the shell he met the mysterious inscription "A millionaire is looking at you!". Three minutes thought - why he is looking at me, who allowed him to do this, and in general what a shame in the country to do.
Then I was released - there was a mirror on the whole wall, so at first I did not pay attention to it, and the inscription advertised "Lottery RZD" and subtly hinted that looking at one step from wealth. What an initial effect! and :)

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67692
 29.07.2012
hcs: searched for images on request "sexual organs of pigeons", and stumbled on the concert book of ramshtain =(
WP: I’m sorry what? O_O

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67691
 29.07.2012
DarkDeymon (22:29) :
When you realize that you will have to work until you retire, it becomes sad.

DarkDeymon (22:29) :
Even if you will have to...

DarkDeymon (22:30) :
Russia is XD

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №67690
 29.07.2012
<XPRT> triumphs and triumphs
<XPRT> united sections
<Gron> Why did you split?
<XPRT> was a young man. Warmly

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67689
 29.07.2012
In the forum:
... (if there are expectations, I apologize, I write from the phone with a rich imagination)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №67688
 29.07.2012
from the forum.

XHH: People, how long can a plasma ball be left on?
YYY: for a maximum of an hour, otherwise the magic will end.
zzz: and the main thing is to drive the dwarfs away, or they tick their fingers.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №67687
 29.07.2012
Abnormal, fucking, hot second month.
I am asking Google about the weather in Novosibirsk.
I get the answer:
30 degrees, humidity 45, wind 2, other parameters, FRID.
What was it?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №67686
 29.07.2012
Most do not believe the truth.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №67685
 29.07.2012
Arshavin is a certified designer of women’s clothes.
I knew he was one of those.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67684
 29.07.2012
Krexis: a mummy with a passport on an inet deto, what to do?
Tag: looking for
< a few hours ago>
Krexis: I slept thinking about the paper, she dreamed of me
Crexis: but the password does not fit what was on it
Dizor: still sleep

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67683
 29.07.2012
Arwen: I sit on the internet, I don’t touch anyone. Here in Skype comes the message "mam, bring toilet paper, ended"
Arwen: The 21st Century, fucking

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67682
 29.07.2012
This is fate already...

We walk with the girl every night, and it happens that we brake and start kissing. And it always happens for some reason where, if you look around, there are garbage tanks. Today, we stopped, crushed, joked and surprisedly looked around - there is no rubbish in the 500-metre circle and, accordingly, it is not visible. Only a light surprise passed - a garbage car runs out of the corner and brakes at 5 meters.

Delivery and EPT

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67681
 29.07.2012
Photo of the girl:
I would prefer without a corset.
xxx: but it performs the important task of feeding the breasts straight into the brain

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №67680
 29.07.2012
You remember, when you walked, Vasya was surprised that on the crossings little time is given to pedestrians - the type of grandmothers will not have time.
YYYY: well
Oh yeah, that’s the hell!
I have a crossroads on the way to the store, which I do not have time to move to the green light on a bicycle!!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №67679
 29.07.2012
Alena: Here you are already sleeping, and I watch from the balcony as the bridegroom plunged the bride into the oak, the white jumped on the petard for a wedding salute and committed suicide, and the fat girl in a green dress cries right in the middle of the open pool of Akia Alenushka. And the balloon with the basket, picked up by six guests, for some reason sat on the tree tree, and they somehow screamed complaining from there. On the plaque at the entrance of the hotel is written - the wedding of Irma and Kosti. I think everything in the life of Irma and Kosti will go wrong. It is sad, cha :)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №67678
 29.07.2012
Looking out the files on the comp, I found the folder "Temporary here".

How naive I was.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №67677
 29.07.2012
You need to rest in the summer. Have you been somewhere?
222 is yes. There was a day at the cemetery.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №67676
 29.07.2012
Riga, the day of the New Wave disco. The hour of night. The tram has no number in front, completely empty (as if he was going to the depot), sat in it and decided to ask the driver.

Traffic in the Depot?
No, the usual route.
I: You just don’t have a number in front.
Driver: Why is it not? can not be.
I: So... no...
Who of us is drunk, you or I?! to

He stops, opens the door, runs out of the tram.

The driver is really not!!! to

It was scary to go after that.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67675
 29.07.2012
Fuck you, fucking Bob! As far as I can remember, it’s a cheap Samsung Taskal. If anything, he showed the cops, and they just hit him with his fucking car.
YYY: Well and what? He did right. I’ve been buying a shit phone for a long time too.
xxx: but that yesterday we were caught by two robbers: they started demanding everyone to get out of their pockets. So this fucking first put a blow to the head, and the second loaded the right in the heels.
HGH: Attention question: Nahuya cat bayan????)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №67674
 29.07.2012
XXX: I am beautiful, thin, slender;)
YYY: And judging by the last you are a courtier
XXX What?? to
YYY: How you eat - so we talk.

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